Find a watermelon seed, plant it, wait for it to grow into a giant watermelon sprout.
Climb up the sprout into the clouds, and slay the giant who lives at the top, in a castle on top of a cloud.
In his kitchen, there's food to last a lifetime. And a goose that lays golden eggs... The only problem is some asshole named Jack keeps stealing the goose.
so i make wheat and melons, find a mushroom biome, and soon have every type of animal in a pen. I then run out of food, realize im on hardcore, so i start fishing. Then I blow up while fishing. Rinse and Repeat.
what an interesting question. i just fitted an automatic cow cooker onto my cow farm. ill probably be posting a diagram and a little picture tour of it later; it needs a few touches. by the by, can cows climb ladders if they are pushed directly onto it by a water current?
On my first few days I fish, because for some stupid reason all the animals retreat from me once I build a house :angry.gif: Oh, well.
Sometimes I feast on villagers that are foolish enough to cross me :wacko.gif:
Just kidding!
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Climb up the sprout into the clouds, and slay the giant who lives at the top, in a castle on top of a cloud.
In his kitchen, there's food to last a lifetime. And a goose that lays golden eggs... The only problem is some asshole named Jack keeps stealing the goose.
I also get kool-aid from cows.
Step two: Eat treeUh, I usually punch zombies... Rotten flesh poisoning doesn't stack, so you can eat tons and tons of it...
If I have a good seed, I'll murder a lot of animals and punch seeds.
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so died of hunger. :sleep.gif:
Dieing of hunger is cool. It means your so pro, you didn't bother to look for food.
I literally lol'd at this...
too old to play, too young to quit
Sometimes I feast on villagers that are foolish enough to cross me :wacko.gif:
Just kidding!
That guy probably doesn't know how to get food. :biggrin.gif:
Just kidding.