1. In a zombie dungeon, running around fighting, hit Q instead of W, threw my sword away. Had to fight the horde off with my pick.
2. In an ocean monument, just defeated all elders, went to claim the gold. Re-upped my water breathing and night vision, THEN drank milk to remove the mining fatigue. Which of course removed the water breathing and night vision. :facepalm. Almost drowned.
3. Down in a cave, looked up and saw a villager standing a couple blocks above me. The darkness above concealed that the "villager" was wearing a black hat. So I stood there like an idiot thinking why is a villager down here? You can guess what happened next...
There's probably many more stories but I have buried them deep in my subconscious.
When I was first playing Minecraft (Xbox 360) in 2012, I thought you needed pickaxes to mine wooden planks. Even though wooden planks come from wood, which I knew you need axes for.
1. In a zombie dungeon, running around fighting, hit Q instead of W, threw my sword away. Had to fight the horde off with my pick.
2. In an ocean monument, just defeated all elders, went to claim the gold. Re-upped my water breathing and night vision, THEN drank milk to remove the mining fatigue. Which of course removed the water breathing and night vision. :facepalm. Almost drowned.
3. Down in a cave, looked up and saw a villager standing a couple blocks above me. The darkness above concealed that the "villager" was wearing a black hat. So I stood there like an idiot thinking why is a villager down here? You can guess what happened next...
There's probably many more stories but I have buried them deep in my subconscious.
I'm sorry, but these are HILARIOUS!
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-The Lovely and Magestic RainbowGirl
Whatever I just said, I didn't mean any offense. Unless we're fighting, in which case I probably did.
If I said something was a joke when it didn't seem like one, I'm making an excuse to avoid an argument I know is coming. Instead of telling me how not funny I am and how it didn't seem like a joke at all, just go along with it. Because flame wars suck and nobody wants to be a part of one.
Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature.-RainbowGirl
The damn image won't work-screw my iPad!-but you should click this link. Now. Or you'll regret it...because this suggestion is epic.
My first survival world was on PE, and i didn't know how to craft a furnace so i ended up perishing under a tree by 2 zombies and me trying to use the tree as shelter :3 #NoobLife (well that was years ago lawl)
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If I die, I'll come back from the ashes. I'll live forever. You can't change that. Nor can I, for that matter. I don't care, though. I'm immortal. The phoenixes rise, the dragons roar, and the unicorns use magic. It's the way of a life of fantasy. Not that many of you would know...
I feel sorry for you but that happened to me the first time as well
Why do you feel sorry for me? I'm not Thinknoodles, just a fan of him.
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-The Lovely and Magestic RainbowGirl
Whatever I just said, I didn't mean any offense. Unless we're fighting, in which case I probably did.
If I said something was a joke when it didn't seem like one, I'm making an excuse to avoid an argument I know is coming. Instead of telling me how not funny I am and how it didn't seem like a joke at all, just go along with it. Because flame wars suck and nobody wants to be a part of one.
Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature.-RainbowGirl
The damn image won't work-screw my iPad!-but you should click this link. Now. Or you'll regret it...because this suggestion is epic.
Back when I first started, I tried to make a big waterfall. Out of milk.
Download Attack of the B Team. Then you'll be able to do it.
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-The Lovely and Magestic RainbowGirl
Whatever I just said, I didn't mean any offense. Unless we're fighting, in which case I probably did.
If I said something was a joke when it didn't seem like one, I'm making an excuse to avoid an argument I know is coming. Instead of telling me how not funny I am and how it didn't seem like a joke at all, just go along with it. Because flame wars suck and nobody wants to be a part of one.
Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature.-RainbowGirl
The damn image won't work-screw my iPad!-but you should click this link. Now. Or you'll regret it...because this suggestion is epic.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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It was two years ago; I had just bought my minecraft world and had settled down near a nice little village in the plains biome. While working on my farm, I fell into the irrigation ditch I had, and being the noob I was, managed to suffocate in a 1x2 hole. I did not know that one could swim to the surface by holding down spacebar, so I kept hitting it like crazy hoping I would live. I had not made my bed either, so I had to walk all the way back to my house from spawn... and my house was 8000 blocks away. (don't ask)
He actually has a video of this on YouTube. At 21:20 he starts to hide and I start to coax him into digging into lava. At 22:35 he breaks his last block.
It was more than worth it.
The dumbest thing I did was one of three things:
1. In game I blew up my own tower in my first server as I thought I had a backup.
2. When making a YT series I wanted to do hardcore without using the hardcore settings, I made 5 episodes and died seven or so times, making excuses each time for why it did not count. (Never published it)
3. In a factions server someone asked me for my modpack as I created one. I gave him my whole Minecraft folder. I left the server for a few months and during that entire time he had access to my account.
I logged in and found myself in an ender portal that was surrounded by obsidian and it was claimed so I could do nothing, Then once I was freed I built two un-raidable bases and then tricked the guy I gave the modpack and all of his faction out of their bases. Their land and possessions were all mine.
He then asked me to log off and see that he would take it all back in two minutes. Confident, I took his wager and he logged into my account. I booted him after a minute to find that what I thought he might have done was correct and he was on my account.
He thought you could only log in when the user was off and when I educated him by logging in, he and I booted each other over and over while I tried frantically to secure the faction and what was left in the hands of my one and only co-conspirator.
I ended up losing all of my lands except for my smallest base and some buckets and food.
I also now have an irrational anxiety towards pvp and factions servers in Minecraft and became pretty much useless in combat when I was once revered by the people on that server and not one person would fight me. (I once challenged six guys in full prot 4 with sharp 3 and 4 swords who stood on the pvp border and did so for half an hour without a single taker.)
I have not played factions in well over a year now so I do not know if I am still **** but I can fight like normal against InTheWhaleGaming and other people I know.
I almost entered a snapshot world in 1.8. Luckily I caught my mistake and did Alt+F4.
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-The Lovely and Magestic RainbowGirl
Whatever I just said, I didn't mean any offense. Unless we're fighting, in which case I probably did.
If I said something was a joke when it didn't seem like one, I'm making an excuse to avoid an argument I know is coming. Instead of telling me how not funny I am and how it didn't seem like a joke at all, just go along with it. Because flame wars suck and nobody wants to be a part of one.
Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature.-RainbowGirl
The damn image won't work-screw my iPad!-but you should click this link. Now. Or you'll regret it...because this suggestion is epic.
Whatever I just said, I didn't mean any offense. Unless we're fighting, in which case I probably did.
If I said something was a joke when it didn't seem like one, I'm making an excuse to avoid an argument I know is coming. Instead of telling me how not funny I am and how it didn't seem like a joke at all, just go along with it. Because flame wars suck and nobody wants to be a part of one.
Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature.-RainbowGirl
The damn image won't work-screw my iPad!-but you should click this link. Now. Or you'll regret it...because this suggestion is epic.
I've done so many dumb things... I don't know which would be considered the dumbest.
All part of the Minecraft experience tho
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“You have made a place in my heart where I thought there was no room for anything else. You have made flowers grow where I cultivated dust and stones." - al'Lan Mandragoran
"Sene sovya caba'donde ain dovienya" - Matrim Cauthon
I've done so many dumb things... I don't know which would be considered the dumbest.
All part of the Minecraft experience tho
Yep. Every MC player makes mistakes.
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-The Lovely and Magestic RainbowGirl
Whatever I just said, I didn't mean any offense. Unless we're fighting, in which case I probably did.
If I said something was a joke when it didn't seem like one, I'm making an excuse to avoid an argument I know is coming. Instead of telling me how not funny I am and how it didn't seem like a joke at all, just go along with it. Because flame wars suck and nobody wants to be a part of one.
Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature.-RainbowGirl
The damn image won't work-screw my iPad!-but you should click this link. Now. Or you'll regret it...because this suggestion is epic.
Making a basement and then making a supporting structure inside out of obsidian while assuming each room is a square, error in the first room propagated to all other rooms since i was lazy and assumed the diagonals work out. 2 years later some stuff refused to work out and i had to redo half of the basement (including a section of densely crammed chests)
Built a fireplace and didn't put enough space between the flames and the wood walls. Didn't notice as I started the fire and walked away, only to return to a devastated building lol. Also miscounted when laying out a building foundation and didn't catch it until later down the line when it caused problems in the rooms. Thank God for WorldEdit
When I was playing factions, a guy asked me if he could join my faction. I said yes... he came, asked for a pickaxe. I went out to get some iron ore, and he backstabbed me. The guy's name was diper123, smack him if you see him.
1. In a zombie dungeon, running around fighting, hit Q instead of W, threw my sword away. Had to fight the horde off with my pick.
2. In an ocean monument, just defeated all elders, went to claim the gold. Re-upped my water breathing and night vision, THEN drank milk to remove the mining fatigue. Which of course removed the water breathing and night vision. :facepalm. Almost drowned.
3. Down in a cave, looked up and saw a villager standing a couple blocks above me. The darkness above concealed that the "villager" was wearing a black hat. So I stood there like an idiot thinking why is a villager down here? You can guess what happened next...
There's probably many more stories but I have buried them deep in my subconscious.
When I was first playing Minecraft (Xbox 360) in 2012, I thought you needed pickaxes to mine wooden planks. Even though wooden planks come from wood, which I knew you need axes for.
Bored? Yes, I got something for you.
I'm sorry, but these are HILARIOUS!
-The Lovely and Magestic RainbowGirl
Whatever I just said, I didn't mean any offense. Unless we're fighting, in which case I probably did.
If I said something was a joke when it didn't seem like one, I'm making an excuse to avoid an argument I know is coming. Instead of telling me how not funny I am and how it didn't seem like a joke at all, just go along with it. Because flame wars suck and nobody wants to be a part of one.
Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature.-RainbowGirl
The damn image won't work-screw my iPad!-but you should click this link. Now. Or you'll regret it...because this suggestion is epic.
My first survival world was on PE, and i didn't know how to craft a furnace so i ended up perishing under a tree by 2 zombies and me trying to use the tree as shelter :3 #NoobLife (well that was years ago lawl)
If I die, I'll come back from the ashes. I'll live forever. You can't change that. Nor can I, for that matter. I don't care, though. I'm immortal. The phoenixes rise, the dragons roar, and the unicorns use magic. It's the way of a life of fantasy. Not that many of you would know...
Why do you feel sorry for me? I'm not Thinknoodles, just a fan of him.
-The Lovely and Magestic RainbowGirl
Whatever I just said, I didn't mean any offense. Unless we're fighting, in which case I probably did.
If I said something was a joke when it didn't seem like one, I'm making an excuse to avoid an argument I know is coming. Instead of telling me how not funny I am and how it didn't seem like a joke at all, just go along with it. Because flame wars suck and nobody wants to be a part of one.
Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature.-RainbowGirl
The damn image won't work-screw my iPad!-but you should click this link. Now. Or you'll regret it...because this suggestion is epic.
Download Attack of the B Team. Then you'll be able to do it.
-The Lovely and Magestic RainbowGirl
Whatever I just said, I didn't mean any offense. Unless we're fighting, in which case I probably did.
If I said something was a joke when it didn't seem like one, I'm making an excuse to avoid an argument I know is coming. Instead of telling me how not funny I am and how it didn't seem like a joke at all, just go along with it. Because flame wars suck and nobody wants to be a part of one.
Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature.-RainbowGirl
The damn image won't work-screw my iPad!-but you should click this link. Now. Or you'll regret it...because this suggestion is epic.
It was two years ago; I had just bought my minecraft world and had settled down near a nice little village in the plains biome. While working on my farm, I fell into the irrigation ditch I had, and being the noob I was, managed to suffocate in a 1x2 hole. I did not know that one could swim to the surface by holding down spacebar, so I kept hitting it like crazy hoping I would live. I had not made my bed either, so I had to walk all the way back to my house from spawn... and my house was 8000 blocks away. (don't ask)
I had built quite the elaborate house, with a theater and everything. Then, while building a spleef arena, I wanted to visit the nether.
This is when I lose the portal, thus losing the house, thus birthing my phrase "Nether go to the Nether."
I post pretty rarely nowadays. Gosh, I wish this place weren't so... empty...
I did lots of dumb stuff in my Minecraft life, but once I dug straight down... into lava. Luckily, my stuff was saved.
#TeamLitten I finally decided!
My avatar is currently a Whisper, Jibanyan and words. Oh, and Buttons's glasses.
Even though I do like Litten, Popplio deserves love too. #PopplioDefenseSquad
Say hello to my latest obsession I will spend hours talking to myself about, AKA Yo-Kai Watch.
I almost entered a snapshot world in 1.8. Luckily I caught my mistake and did Alt+F4.
-The Lovely and Magestic RainbowGirl
Whatever I just said, I didn't mean any offense. Unless we're fighting, in which case I probably did.
If I said something was a joke when it didn't seem like one, I'm making an excuse to avoid an argument I know is coming. Instead of telling me how not funny I am and how it didn't seem like a joke at all, just go along with it. Because flame wars suck and nobody wants to be a part of one.
Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature.-RainbowGirl
The damn image won't work-screw my iPad!-but you should click this link. Now. Or you'll regret it...because this suggestion is epic.
I summoned a Wither inside my village.
That sounds painful.
-The Lovely and Magestic RainbowGirl
Whatever I just said, I didn't mean any offense. Unless we're fighting, in which case I probably did.
If I said something was a joke when it didn't seem like one, I'm making an excuse to avoid an argument I know is coming. Instead of telling me how not funny I am and how it didn't seem like a joke at all, just go along with it. Because flame wars suck and nobody wants to be a part of one.
Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature.-RainbowGirl
The damn image won't work-screw my iPad!-but you should click this link. Now. Or you'll regret it...because this suggestion is epic.
I've done so many dumb things... I don't know which would be considered the dumbest.
All part of the Minecraft experience tho
Yep. Every MC player makes mistakes.
-The Lovely and Magestic RainbowGirl
Whatever I just said, I didn't mean any offense. Unless we're fighting, in which case I probably did.
If I said something was a joke when it didn't seem like one, I'm making an excuse to avoid an argument I know is coming. Instead of telling me how not funny I am and how it didn't seem like a joke at all, just go along with it. Because flame wars suck and nobody wants to be a part of one.
Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature.-RainbowGirl
The damn image won't work-screw my iPad!-but you should click this link. Now. Or you'll regret it...because this suggestion is epic.
Making a basement and then making a supporting structure inside out of obsidian while assuming each room is a square, error in the first room propagated to all other rooms since i was lazy and assumed the diagonals work out. 2 years later some stuff refused to work out and i had to redo half of the basement (including a section of densely crammed chests)
MInecraft's Rule #1 caught me once, too
^Falling over 100 blox and then die
It was mate
once on factions i was tricked into letting a guy tp to me. R.I.P our base
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Curse PremiumBuilt a fireplace and didn't put enough space between the flames and the wood walls. Didn't notice as I started the fire and walked away, only to return to a devastated building lol. Also miscounted when laying out a building foundation and didn't catch it until later down the line when it caused problems in the rooms. Thank God for WorldEdit
When I was playing factions, a guy asked me if he could join my faction. I said yes... he came, asked for a pickaxe. I went out to get some iron ore, and he backstabbed me. The guy's name was diper123, smack him if you see him.
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