72. Whiny forum users would be unable to change the difficulty, and state-of-the-art scripts would determine if they would be more annoyed by Peaceful v2 (where you're completely invulnerable) or Hard v2 (always night, spawn limits are raised to 1000 hostile mobs).
73. Any admins whose ban/blocks-placed ratio is smaller than 1:10 would be instantly de-admined. (to prevent asshole ops) After all, any good admin should build enough to ban more than 100 people, but walking sacks of stupidity who don't actually do anything would be incapable of being ops.
These two were written in the vein of "If only", since they would never happen (which is sad, because #72 would be awesome).
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My map that I've spent 4 months on (available for free download!):