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Quote from SoapOnARope12 »

If you picket outside your local town hall saying slime balls should have a use, you might be a Minecrafter.

I miss slimes :sad.gif: I want the little guys back :sad.gif:

-If you spend hours in the real world trying to figure out how to kill the undead and fictitious creatures in a more efficient/larger scale/ spectacular way you might be a minecrafter.

-If you try to come up with clever or better ways to use bits of red dust that you smashed from rocks earlier when at work you might be a minecrafter.

-If you feel compelled to punch through trees when your fireplace is low on wood you might be a minecrafter.

-If when you accidentally break something and expect it to form a small version of itself that you can put right back in perfect condition you might be a minecrafter.

If you have lines of magic dust stretching throughout your house that make wondrous things possible, you might be a minecrafter. (Or Ozzy Osbourne)

If you think you can dig through solid rock with your bare hands, but you just won't get any usable stone out of it, you might be a minecrafter.

ok now that is a good start if i could i would love to over 100 jokes!!!!!!!!!!!

if you think you can clear a mountain with a feather, you either are vary stupid of a minecrafter.

If you think you can pack a cubic kilometre of stone into your backpack, you might be a minecrafter.

If you divise all building you see in cube in your mind, you might be a minecrafter...

If you burn other peoples houses, you'd BETTER BE a Minecrafter

Quote from Tier 0 »

If you burn other peoples houses, you'd BETTER BE a Minecrafter

Anyway, you'll be jailed lol

Quote from Blitzgrutel »

Quote from Tier 0 »

If you burn other peoples houses, you'd BETTER BE a Minecrafter

Anyway, you'll be jailed lol

That is sig worthy!

Quote from Phoenix121 »

If you think you can pack a cubic kilometre of stone into your backpack, you might be a minecrafter.

I wonder how many that would be of stone. i will do the math!!
Edit: I did the math and it comes to...
279017 and
1 and
21 stacks in your inventory. Now that is a lot

your a minecrafter when you are designing your house irl you make sure you it has a glass roof and hinges to prevent spiders

Wow, these are some good jokes. I think I got another one

If you beat up cows and pigs you might be a minecrafter.

If you put blocks on the ground and expect them to instantly grow bigger, you might be a minecrafter.

If you carve a 3x3 square into a piece of wood and expect it to make stuff, you might be a minecrafter.

If you think you can jump more than twice your hight, you might be a minecrafter.
edit: above joke=fail

If you put three rocks and two sticks together, and expect them to become a pickaxe, you might be a minecrafter.

If you try to dig into your floor to make a personal mine, you might be a minecrafter.

If you start punching dirt to make a hole, you might be a minecrafter.

If you expect you bacon to cook in 5 seconds, you might be a minecrafter.

If you dump a bucket of water, and expect it to flow forever, you might be a minecrafter.

If you play any games that involves zombies, and when you kill one and ask "Why didn't it drop feathers on death?" you might be a minecrafter.

If you think you can scoop up lava with a bucket you might be a minecrafter.

If you find interest in a bar of / on the ground you are a minecrafter.

If your first thought upon killing a spider is "Delicious bow ingredients." Yeah, you're prolly a minecrafter.

-if you try to make a sword from one stick and two squares of stone in a square of wood, you might be a MineCrafter

- if you're successful, you might be a GOOD Mine Crafter

-if you try to paint sheeps with a pink dye made out from a rose and a bone, you might be a minecrafter

You know you play too much Minecraft when you see a cow and say, "Shut up cow! I'm trying to make a Minecraft video..."

Quote from pikmin641 »

If you carve a 3x3 square into a piece of wood and expect it to make stuff, you might be a minecrafter.

Hmmmm I should try it.....