Earlier today I was planning on going mining. So I was gonna set my 20 dogs (20 Dogs, Ujelly?) to sit while I went mining. I did this because there was a lot of lava there. But I could only set one to sit down before I had to go bake a couple corn brownies. This dog's name was Scruffy. I came back and went down to mine completely forgetting about the dogs. Right before the staircase is a 5x5 pit of fire to destroy unwanted items. Being the crazy ass Batman That I am, I went around it. Unfortunately my puppy friends were not as smart as me. 19 ****ing dogs burned to death at the same time in front of my eyes. I could do something about it, But all my diamond tools were on my plus my diamond armour and the nearest chest was in the mine. (Which by the way is at Layer 1) So the one dog I set down, Scruffy. Just stared at me in horror. As if expecting me to help his canine friends. But I let them down. I turned around. And deserted them. So for the past 4 or so hours Scruffy has been giving me the cold shoulder whenever I would give him porkchops. (He would just turn his head and be silent.) And whenever I told him to sit his head turns almost upsidedown. And he has not made a bark or pant for the entire time. Its ****ing creepy. Im thinking of turning the entrance of the doggy door into a bottomless pit just so he will stop staring at me like that. But that will fill me with more guilt. What do?
Build individual graves for each one with a flower on each and an individual sign on it with the name. Put dirt over chests with pork chops and bones on them.
Scruffy needs to get laid. Seriously. He is being a total downer.
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"...But don’t worry, you’re not alone, there are many men like you left in the world, and some of them even used to be your friends. After all, this is America, and we only kill our friends." - Immortal Technique
Am I the only one who hasn't killed a wolf yet? Wow, my wolves must be tough! They've gone through creeper explosions, skeleton arrows, spider mauling, and then the occasional sword hit from me when they got in my way.
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i was pushed off a cliff by a dancing cow so now i kill everything
Kill a ton of them 'till you learn that it is just a shitty AI and get over it. Singleplayer commands can help with getting the wolves (Spawning like 100 of them), and then use Worldedit, which comes with it, and make the ground they are standing on lava. You'll eventually get over their whine. :smile.gif:
Build individual graves for each one with a flower on each and an individual sign on it with the name. Put dirt over chests with pork chops and bones on them.
But I only named like 5 of them. I guess I can have 15 graves, Fill in everything but the name.
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tl;dr Feel bad about killing 19 dogs. Halp.
They need to make these wolves toggleable, stat!
If that really happened (the 19/20 falling into lava), then that sucks.
Just for this, I say: Good.
But I only named like 5 of them. I guess I can have 15 graves, Fill in everything but the name.