I am genuinely shocked, concerned and saddened by the complete lack of ability to grasp sarcasm by so many people. (even with the words "sarcasm warning" in the title!)
He added that halfway through the thread, and those words still aren't there as "Minor Sarcasm Waring" are, which implies it is a misspelled fight between sarcasms.
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My Grandmother passed away on Sunday, the 7th of August, 2011. I am taking an extended leave of absence in light of this. My apologies.
I come back, and what do I see? People using LOGIC! And REASON! And Sathris!
This is a madness thread! WHY IS THERE LOGIC?
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I find it comforting that people can put aside their differences in favor of inanity and madness.
Also, thank you Judas (I'm taking advice from Judas. This worries me.) for informing me about the typo. It would be terrible if people don't read it because they can't read things that have misspellings.
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make i house on First Day of game ... but
ALWAYS is explodding crocadile ?? they look like thi [SSSS]
i not is buld House . without Crocadile expoldding !!! plz want have i not [SSSS] !!!!!!!!!
It's not nice to make light of the Sarcastic Civil War, Judas. Racist.
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make i house on First Day of game ... but
ALWAYS is explodding crocadile ?? they look like thi [SSSS]
i not is buld House . without Crocadile expoldding !!! plz want have i not [SSSS] !!!!!!!!!
minecraft is becoming less and less manly. way, way to easy in my opinion. you should not be able to place blocks so easily, run slower than the mobs, and mobs should spawn during the daytime. you should also be bombed by mortar shells during day and 24/7. also i suggest a new mob: the battlecruiser. exactly like the one in starcraft, it just floats ovehead and launches streaks of lazers down on you below, with 5,000,000,000,000 hit points. each lazer deals 100,000 damage. also, another mob: the death star [im too lazy to write about this one] anyway so yeah mc should have these
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that sounds like the next wow expansion with the ever inflated hp values
"LFG DPS 50000000/tank 9million hp full T18 gear"
"noob L2heroic"
etc... I think I went off on a tangent. anyway, something like that.
edit: ugh, my fries went cold reading up to there, rest of the thread better be worth a pile of fries, or at least a few
wait, raining explody dirt and having to use quick time events to survive? this game go mainstream while I was reading the tread?
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Wait, if the Nether is where the damned go, what happens to the things you kill in the Nether?
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Disclaimer: ... but for all I know running this application will wreck your map or jump out of your screen and rape your dog.
Best way to nerf dirt is to make it as flammable as planks. One stray flint/steel or lava flow and miles of dirt burns to dust. Good luck finding any above ground in SMP, and if you do it's probably a trap.
Best way to nerf dirt is to make it as flammable as planks. One stray flint/steel or lava flow and miles of dirt burns to dust. Good luck finding any above ground in SMP, and if you do it's probably a trap.
What if it wasn't destroyed, but just burned? And the flames spread (unlike netherrack) so that your ground would be covered in FLAMES !!!
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make i house on First Day of game ... but
ALWAYS is explodding crocadile ?? they look like thi [SSSS]
i not is buld House . without Crocadile expoldding !!! plz want have i not [SSSS] !!!!!!!!!
*trying to stifle laughter* nerf? *not working* my sarcasm scale reads a zero but *really failing at not laughing now* HAHAHAHAHA! DIRT? DIRT? NERF DIRT? WHATS NEXT? *OMG THIS IS ME LAUGHING NOW!* OH OH I KNOW! LETS NERF AIR! yeah yeah yeah! we can make it so you have to feed the air blocks hydrogen so you can breathe! CAUSE AIR BLOCKS ARE OVERPOWERED RIGHT?
Best way to nerf dirt is to make it as flammable as planks. One stray flint/steel or lava flow and miles of dirt burns to dust. Good luck finding any above ground in SMP, and if you do it's probably a trap.
What if it wasn't destroyed, but just burned? And the flames spread (unlike netherrack) so that your ground would be covered in FLAMES !!!
Only if the fire spreads as fast on dirt as it does on leaves.
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Id vote remove all dirt from underground. While your at it, remove all the gravel as well.
And that stone just looks like ****, remove that too.
**** it, take out that bedrock.
Leave only sand, obsidian, and ores. YOUR WORLD WILL LOOK WONDERFUL!
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make i house on First Day of game ... but
ALWAYS is explodding crocadile ?? they look like thi [SSSS]
i not is buld House . without Crocadile expoldding !!! plz want have i not [SSSS] !!!!!!!!!
Leave only sand, obsidian, and ores. YOUR WORLD WILL LOOK WONDERFUL!
Well, that and lava. Lots and lots of lava. Dig a hole, hurray, diamond! BOOM! Lava bursts from the adjacent crevice. Everything is destroyed forever. But then the lava burns its way through, dropping the sand surrounding an above ground lake. The water spills down over you, hits the lava, and you're encased in Obsidian, underground, in the dark, with no diamond pick and really wishing for some dirt right about now. :biggrin.gif:
Leave only sand, obsidian, and ores. YOUR WORLD WILL LOOK WONDERFUL!
Well, that and lava. Lots and lots of lava. Dig a hole, hurray, diamond! BOOM! Lava bursts from the adjacent crevice. Everything is destroyed forever. But then the lava burns its way through, dropping the sand surrounding an above ground lake. The water spills down over you, hits the lava, and you're encased in Obsidian, underground, in the dark, with no diamond pick and really wishing for some dirt right about now. :biggrin.gif:
That's what you deserve for daring to abuse DIRT!
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make i house on First Day of game ... but
ALWAYS is explodding crocadile ?? they look like thi [SSSS]
i not is buld House . without Crocadile expoldding !!! plz want have i not [SSSS] !!!!!!!!!
Well, this thread has decided it. I'm going to wander around for a while in a new map, and then map edit all the dirt out. I'll let you guys know what life is like in The Clean World.
Well, this thread has decided it. I'm going to wander around for a while in a new map, and then map edit all the dirt out. I'll let you guys know what life is like in The Clean World.
I cannot wait.
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Quote from rmvarunnn90283 »
make i house on First Day of game ... but
ALWAYS is explodding crocadile ?? they look like thi [SSSS]
i not is buld House . without Crocadile expoldding !!! plz want have i not [SSSS] !!!!!!!!!
He added that halfway through the thread, and those words still aren't there as "Minor Sarcasm Waring" are, which implies it is a misspelled fight between sarcasms.
This is a madness thread! WHY IS THERE LOGIC?
[serious mode]
I find it comforting that people can put aside their differences in favor of inanity and madness.
Also, thank you Judas (I'm taking advice from Judas. This worries me.) for informing me about the typo. It would be terrible if people don't read it because they can't read things that have misspellings.
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that sounds like the next wow expansion with the ever inflated hp values
"LFG DPS 50000000/tank 9million hp full T18 gear"
"noob L2heroic"
etc... I think I went off on a tangent. anyway, something like that.
edit: ugh, my fries went cold reading up to there, rest of the thread better be worth a pile of fries, or at least a few
wait, raining explody dirt and having to use quick time events to survive? this game go mainstream while I was reading the tread?
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Nope!
And that stone just looks like ****, remove that too.
**** it, take out that bedrock.
Only if the fire spreads as fast on dirt as it does on leaves.
[] [] [] [] !!! []
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Leave only sand, obsidian, and ores. YOUR WORLD WILL LOOK WONDERFUL!
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Well, that and lava. Lots and lots of lava. Dig a hole, hurray, diamond! BOOM! Lava bursts from the adjacent crevice. Everything is destroyed forever. But then the lava burns its way through, dropping the sand surrounding an above ground lake. The water spills down over you, hits the lava, and you're encased in Obsidian, underground, in the dark, with no diamond pick and really wishing for some dirt right about now. :biggrin.gif:
Sig'd
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This. When REAL men don't want to walk on exploding dirt, they either LEVITATE or WALK on AIR.