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with the help of Adam Sandler

Sometimes I pretend that are actually very hungry cats and I try to feed them, but then they hiss at me and a lot of [>>-i>] [>>-i>] fly at me so I run behind my trap and unleash the to step on my so the s and launches the [>>-i>] into the [] killing the angry , so I can continue to the next level where a ing crawls out of a . I **** and started throwing books off the . It was super effective. I was awarded 5 for my -like ness. I procceded to use level 5 to make some to fend off the as the closed in on my . I quickly used level 11 to restore my health, and typed in the secret code to open the which flooded the room with crushing all of my , destroying my thus the came back. All of the sudden everywhere. I awake with a daze, I see lots of as my vision clears, there is all around. But then, out of the corner of my eye, i see . I know I didn't make it, so I cautiously break it open and a lot of poor out. Relieved, I pick one up. All of the sudden it turns and 5000 popped out of the wall.
Next thing I know theres a up my ass set on fire via a and I was choking on a .

And thats why Narwhals are so kickass.


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Dude No

Quote from XxN0P4ncakeM1xX »

Dude No

Don't feed the/a troll.

You guys don't like stories?

Ohh! I do!

Oh, yeah, that was LSD, wasn't it?

Not really.

Quote from XxN0P4ncakeM1xX »

Dude No

Why not?

[Angband reference]/me throws Potion of Death at OP
"You throw a Potion of Death at OP. The potion breaks. OP screams in pain and dies."[Angband reference/]

This should be the Minecraft storyline.

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Dang it!