As sad as I am to take part in a general troll fest, I have to agree.
I turned on MC thinking "OMG this is gonna be aswome I bet he added like 3 new mobs" what do i get? 1FPS.
Thanks notch, that just made my day, I mean Im so happy that beta introduces new features such as Inplayable lag, a bug fix for a few minor bug's and some "super rare" thing thats exclusive to you guys as a Little middle finger for everybody you just broke the game for.
Now i dont want to sound like the jackasses who had a pissy fit over the halloween update but that update only had a few minor bugs and visual annoyances, nothing that lags so much!
what the **** did he do? program the game to count infinately in the background while using as much RAM as possible?
:sleep.gif:
I am serious dissapont. Wake me up when the game is playable and has some real updates... offical modding support would me nice.
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How to feel cool on Minecraft forums:
>New Feature is announced
>Begin claiming it ruins the game "MINECRAFT ISN'T A BED/DOG/HAVING FUN SIMULATOR, IT'S ABOUT STANDING IN YOUR HOUSE WITH NOTHING TO DO ALL DAY REMOVE EVERY FEATURE GUH"
Evil? No.
EVIL GENIUS? HELL YES.
Only someone as dastardly as Notch could take a failed pig model and turn it into something as annoying as TnT with legs.
Evil? No.
EVIL GENIUS? HELL YES.
Only someone as dastardly as Notch could take a failed pig model and turn it into something as annoying as TnT with legs.
Haha, you've got me there.
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I will always try to be literate, and polite. And I pray to God that I'll keep that.
As sad as I am to take part in a general troll fest, I have to agree.
I turned on MC thinking "OMG this is gonna be aswome I bet he added like 3 new mobs" what do i get? 1FPS.
Thanks notch, that just made my day, I mean Im so happy that beta introduces new features such as Inplayable lag, a bug fix for a few minor bug's and some "super rare" thing thats exclusive to you guys as a Little middle finger for everybody you just broke the game for.
Now i dont want to sound like the jackasses who had a pissy fit over the halloween update but that update only had a few minor bugs and visual annoyances, nothing that lags so much!
what the **** did he do? program the game to count infinately in the background while using as much RAM as possible?
:sleep.gif:
I am serious dissapont. Wake me up when the game is playable and has some real updates... offical modding support would me nice.
Notch never promised new mobs or any major changes at the start of beta. He said it would mostly be stability.
Also it runs fine on my computer, I honestly don't see why people are complaining, just turn the render distance down and turn the graphics to fancy. I had to do that all the time on my old computer, you get used to it and deal with it.
If you don't like, leave. These forums are getting worse by the second, unappeasable players everywhere. Needs a good kick in the ass if you ask me.
Hmm i see why you all are getting mad for my computer lags so bad and only reason i can still move is because i have a game booster program.
But my dad computer works fine a little laggy but it works fast and my dads computer is so god damn old but not to old i say about 2005 when we bought it and it was maybe 1 or 2 years old and we had to downgrade the graphics card because i played a to powerful game and messed it up i think but i bought this game just when it hit beta but who cares if single player doesn't work i do care but i don't need to be saying he sucks he has a life too and i think beta is a waste but you just have to wait with all the complaining i bet you he is working on a way to fix it right now.
Note : I know i will have someone saying something about what i said but i don't care and i probably said things that doesn't make sense.
Turns out i had limit frame rate on so thats the reason why it was going so slow it still lags but it goes faster now so i think if you say that you think notch is a bad dude and all you shouldn't have bought the game there is also gameplay tutorials footage free classic version etc so you could of rated the game by what you saw i did and the game is awesome!.
This isn't an official BETA release. This is the beginning of beta. So you could say it is an official Alpha release. I'm sure once he fixes up the bugs tomorrow, things will be nice. You must be like 12 or something.
Yeah. It is tomorrow but no cigar. He just made beta run on Macs today but it has bugs up the ass.
It's not that big a deal. If anyone had any patience at all, this discussion would be moot. Give the man time, there's a lot on Notch's plate right now. Complaining won't help much.
As said before, the words "alpha" and "beta" just make things cleaner, they mean different things to different game developers. Sure, I'm disappointed with the beta, but I understand that it won't be perfect and that I got what I'm paying for. Just relax, the problems will be ironed out with time.
Posting your hate threads. In a minecraft forum. About a game we all bought and enjoy.
Expecting to not get flamed? Really. The forums are made about a game we all enjoy.
And for future reference: READ NOTCH'S POSTS. No where does it say that Beta fixes all bugs, and adds a **** ton of features. Really. No where does it say that.
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I wouldn't pee my pants.
I would explode them with a fiery explosion of ****.
Well, sounds like you know enough about making games to go make one yourself, with flapjacks and hookers!
Run along, now.
Typical comment of a no brained Notch drone...
I agree with you. This is beta and the price has jumped 25% and we get nothing basically. Or better yet, we get something but its just a bunch of bugs. And then all notch does it say "oh well" and goes to sleep...
Notch did not just say "oh well" and go to sleep.
Also incase you havent noticed humans require sleep, without it you get sleep deprivisation which would lead to no minecraft then notch's death.
Also NotSid's comment was part joke since the flapjacks and hookers is a referance to Futurama.
Lastly I want you to go start working on something, any sort of large project. Now when you reach one of the most immportant parts of the project,try to make no mistakes. Then once you have a mistake imagine thousands of people sitting there breathing down your neck COMPLAINING that you arent doing eneough.
Then theres the group of people who wait off to the side patiently. You would apriciate those people and despise the annoying ones that represent many of you.
Learn to apriciate things you snot nosed cocky brat.
Frankly, notch can do whatever the ****ing hell he pleases, just be happy you got the game at all, like it has been said he could have just pulled a blizzard, and shut the game down RIGHT NOW and tell everyone he's done with publicly releasing updates due to little babies on the forum and will only taunt you with what he's done via his blog, until the game is complete. Be happy he doesn't
Actually, no he can't really. Selling a product instantly places him into an implied contractual agreement (probably why he hired a lawyer). Giving a way a free product is fine, but if you start selling something and saying it isn't a finished product, you are required by law to either finish it or place it into a finished state for your end of the agreement to be contractually obliged.
Actualy he can.
Remember when you bought and accpted the Terms and Conditions. If notch felt like writing. By Buying this game you hereby agree that you can be permanently banned from the game for being a dumbass on the forums Then he can.
And THAT kids is why you should allways read the Terms and Condidions
Im going to point out one thing(sorry if this has already been said and or is irrelevant)
Minecraft is an incomplete game, therefor there is no point in complaining about it
I am sorry if I can't see eye to eye with notch's methods but clearly this is not close beta.
Usually in alpha we actually got decent updates and such, Example; Halloween update.
So what happened to the "Beta" update?
This should mark a new day for Minecrafters as a new era of Minecraft but I see is a very wasted update.
Here's the the patch updates of what we have received.
* Working server-side inventory! Finally! (And as a result of that, a whole pile of bugs and issues got fixed)
* Made SMP servers save chunks way less often in most cases. Chunks don’t resave if they got saved in the last 30 seconds
* Moving too far away from a container, or having it blow up, closes the inventory screen
* Fixed /kill
* Introduced leaf decay again. It acts differently from before
* You can now throw eggs
* On a whim, added super exclusive clan cloaks for Mojang Employees
* .. and something else, which is even more rare
Server side inventory, Sure that great but there only one problem.
Where will all the custom building servers go? They allowed in-game editors for builders to easily make buildings look EPIC and actually had fun playing the game, You also have manage to get 2 new ways dupe(Which by they way are VERY fast to dupe items, I'm talking about duping stacks(64) of any-item within seconds and being able to get a full inventory within 1minute. Now server side inventory's aren't going to help you there.
You say you made chunk saves save way less often?
I say that you have made single player nearly impossible to play with how much lag is going on now DUE TO the chunk update.
You have fixed a very minor container glitch?
I am sorry to say must players really never noticed it and it wasn't really game ruining.
You added /kill command to multilayer servers?
I am sorry to say people already made better ways to use the /kill command on there servers.
You can throw eggs!?!?!?
You got to be joking me all you did was copy and paste the snowball throwing code and change the appearance so it looks like an egg now, Also you didn't even update the hitting appearance as it still looks like a normal snowball breaking.
And that something really rare?
I doubt that you added it, You are most likely going to say something that was already in game or something that is so common that isn't rare for us players to think of.
Yes I know that I am going to get criticized a-lot but I don't believe this isn't anywhere close to being called an Official beta release.
Tell everyone this. What is the definition of "Beta"?
I agree with most of the fanboys with all the "its not done yet" "give him time" "be patient" "beta doesn't mean features, just stability" but this is retarded.
I payed for minecraft because I liked it, and now its different and shitty. And as the homepage states, HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE have payed for minecraft. Notch has made an insane amount of money on a project he did HIMSELF. He doesn't need a real day job anymore (besides minecraft). We did that for him.
This update was untested, and inadequate. I don't expect feature updates for a beta release, I expect stability. What did I get? Crashed on first load. Server crashed on first load. Now, when on my laptop, the game is UNPLAYABLE. Notch said it might have something to do with leaf decay. Well WTF. leaf decay is not an important feature. It would be nice in the FINAL version, but is irrelevant in the alpha/beta.
I wanted a stable, fast, and most of all working beta release. I am utterly disappointed.
What sucks further, it is christmas soon, and I don't expect anyone (especially if they own their own business) to be working anytime around now. Hopefully he can just take leaf decay out, and the **** issues will be fixed. Besides running like ****, I'm loving the beta ;P
Well, sounds like you know enough about making games to go make one yourself, with flapjacks and hookers!
Run along, now.
Typical comment of a no brained Notch drone...
I agree with you. This is beta and the price has jumped 25% and we get nothing basically. Or better yet, we get something but its just a bunch of bugs. And then all notch does it say "oh well" and goes to sleep...
Thats actually a really good argument tactic. Now everybody who disagrees with you is either a no-brained notch drone or a fanboy.
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Next thing you know, he will want Redstone to grant god powers.
Nah, redstone's fine. Currently you can make lights go on and off with it.
I'm not here to flame, but there's a LOT MORE you can do with redstone.
Well, sounds like you know enough about making games to go make one yourself, with flapjacks and hookers!
Run along, now.
So your oppinion is that the owner can release what he wants to?
If it was a free game, i would agree, but we have payed 10€ for this, so the game should be developed a bit more professional.
My oppinion:
Almost EVERYTHING in a config.
You can decide!
Do you like to get the health of the items restored, when you drop them? Your decision.
Want player or serverside inventory? Your decision.
This would be great.
You're not paying for it right now to play it, you're paying right now to test it. You guys just can't boss around Notch saying that you paid 10eur for this game although its only in its Alpha-Beta stages right now.
Going from Alpha to Beta doesn't mean a massive update, it doesn't mean new mobs, it doesn't mean NPC villages. It is going to another phase of development. It doesn't mean the game is stable. We are the playtesters, and Notch fixes the bugs we find.
You all seem to be making him out to be.
Or is that just me? I kinda feel bad for him.
DocScott
I turned on MC thinking "OMG this is gonna be aswome I bet he added like 3 new mobs" what do i get? 1FPS.
Thanks notch, that just made my day, I mean Im so happy that beta introduces new features such as Inplayable lag, a bug fix for a few minor bug's and some "super rare" thing thats exclusive to you guys as a Little middle finger for everybody you just broke the game for.
Now i dont want to sound like the jackasses who had a pissy fit over the halloween update but that update only had a few minor bugs and visual annoyances, nothing that lags so much!
what the **** did he do? program the game to count infinately in the background while using as much RAM as possible?
:sleep.gif:
I am serious dissapont. Wake me up when the game is playable and has some real updates... offical modding support would me nice.
Evil? No.
EVIL GENIUS? HELL YES.
Only someone as dastardly as Notch could take a failed pig model and turn it into something as annoying as TnT with legs.
Haha, you've got me there.
DocScott
Notch never promised new mobs or any major changes at the start of beta. He said it would mostly be stability.
Also it runs fine on my computer, I honestly don't see why people are complaining, just turn the render distance down and turn the graphics to fancy. I had to do that all the time on my old computer, you get used to it and deal with it.
If you don't like, leave. These forums are getting worse by the second, unappeasable players everywhere. Needs a good kick in the ass if you ask me.
Turns out i had limit frame rate on so thats the reason why it was going so slow it still lags but it goes faster now so i think if you say that you think notch is a bad dude and all you shouldn't have bought the game there is also gameplay tutorials footage free classic version etc so you could of rated the game by what you saw i did and the game is awesome!.
Yeah. It is tomorrow but no cigar. He just made beta run on Macs today but it has bugs up the ass.
As said before, the words "alpha" and "beta" just make things cleaner, they mean different things to different game developers. Sure, I'm disappointed with the beta, but I understand that it won't be perfect and that I got what I'm paying for. Just relax, the problems will be ironed out with time.
Posting your hate threads. In a minecraft forum. About a game we all bought and enjoy.
Expecting to not get flamed? Really. The forums are made about a game we all enjoy.
And for future reference: READ NOTCH'S POSTS. No where does it say that Beta fixes all bugs, and adds a **** ton of features. Really. No where does it say that.
Notch did not just say "oh well" and go to sleep.
Also incase you havent noticed humans require sleep, without it you get sleep deprivisation which would lead to no minecraft then notch's death.
Also NotSid's comment was part joke since the flapjacks and hookers is a referance to Futurama.
Lastly I want you to go start working on something, any sort of large project. Now when you reach one of the most immportant parts of the project,try to make no mistakes. Then once you have a mistake imagine thousands of people sitting there breathing down your neck COMPLAINING that you arent doing eneough.
Then theres the group of people who wait off to the side patiently. You would apriciate those people and despise the annoying ones that represent many of you.
Learn to apriciate things you snot nosed cocky brat.
Actualy he can.
Remember when you bought and accpted the Terms and Conditions. If notch felt like writing. By Buying this game you hereby agree that you can be permanently banned from the game for being a dumbass on the forums Then he can.
And THAT kids is why you should allways read the Terms and Condidions
Minecraft is an incomplete game, therefor there is no point in complaining about it
Tell everyone this. What is the definition of "Beta"?
I payed for minecraft because I liked it, and now its different and shitty. And as the homepage states, HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE have payed for minecraft. Notch has made an insane amount of money on a project he did HIMSELF. He doesn't need a real day job anymore (besides minecraft). We did that for him.
This update was untested, and inadequate. I don't expect feature updates for a beta release, I expect stability. What did I get? Crashed on first load. Server crashed on first load. Now, when on my laptop, the game is UNPLAYABLE. Notch said it might have something to do with leaf decay. Well WTF. leaf decay is not an important feature. It would be nice in the FINAL version, but is irrelevant in the alpha/beta.
I wanted a stable, fast, and most of all working beta release. I am utterly disappointed.
What sucks further, it is christmas soon, and I don't expect anyone (especially if they own their own business) to be working anytime around now. Hopefully he can just take leaf decay out, and the **** issues will be fixed. Besides running like ****, I'm loving the beta ;P
or have you never reformatted your machines.
just curious.
Thats actually a really good argument tactic. Now everybody who disagrees with you is either a no-brained notch drone or a fanboy.
You're not paying for it right now to play it, you're paying right now to test it. You guys just can't boss around Notch saying that you paid 10eur for this game although its only in its Alpha-Beta stages right now.
I wish people would wait a few months before they rage on the second day of Beta.
Going from Alpha to Beta doesn't mean a massive update, it doesn't mean new mobs, it doesn't mean NPC villages. It is going to another phase of development. It doesn't mean the game is stable. We are the playtesters, and Notch fixes the bugs we find.
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