Long ago, before the villages of humans and testifcates, before even the Pigmen, there was a great War. The chickens, brave feathered warriors, ruled the world and everyone in it (lol there weren't any hostile mobs yet). They were back then the greatest of Notch's children, and he loved them all. However, it was then that he created the first humans, in a Garden of Eden mushroom biome, and the chickens were to help the humans. The chickens were angry that they, the great rulers, should have to help a bunch of noobs that could barely even open their inventory or punch a tree. Some of them thought they didn't have to listen to Notch and decided to rebel. They took on the name of Ducks, and they were going to destroy humans and Notch and go back to ruling the world. They attacked the good chickens, and after years of fighting, killed them all. The good chickens left some eggs, but the hatchlings were retarded little bird things that could barely fly, only jump off cliffs. When Notch saw this, he cursed the ducks to be trapped in the bodies of those stupid new chickens and banished them to the Nether. While there, the ducks have been teaching themselves evil magic and plotting to destroy all life. They just need to get out of the Nether. The last time a portal was built, it was by the pigmen 1,000 years ago, and the ducks created the zombie plague that wiped out the humans and pigmen. A few humans escaped deeper into the Nether to escape the plague, but they withered. The portals were destroyed before the ducks could use them. Now, apparently, a few humans have survived the apocalypse and are currently surviving and fighting off the creepers and stuff. Let us pray they do not create another portal...
This story was found in a now-destroyed creeper cave. The only proof we have of it being true is the ancient chicken vs. duck debates that are somehow ingrained in our DNA.
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How did you guys like my intro? Anyway, my suggestion is to add a new boss mob called the Duck. This mob will only spawn on Hard difficulty with 2 or more players on the world (to make it a fair fight) when there is at least one Nether portal active. It will spawn on a block of netherrack or soulsand about 100 blocks from the portal. It will then go through the portal to your world and track down and attack you, after a few days of hiding(it looks exactly like a chicken but with fire in its eyes, so you might mistake it for one). It might bring some magma cubes or zombie pigmen with it if there are more than 5 players on the world. It has 80 hearts, and it has quite a few attacks. It can shoot fire charges like a blaze, peck you (-3 hearts), or burst into flames and make a few fires (occasionally). After fighting it and getting it down to half its health, it will teleport away to around 200 blocks away from you, and now it will start its "griefing [profanity="asshole"]" phase. It will set random trees on fire, and the following night, will get 5-10 monsters to follow it to your house, where it will attack. Then, after getting it down to a quarter of its health, it will teleport away again and repeat the process the next night, only with 2x the monsters and with a charged creeper that the duck will summon.
When will Minecraft stop updating? When pigs fly over the frozen plains of hell, twice in a blue moon, while Taylor Swift sings a song called, "Maybe I'm the Problem".
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Excuse me? While I fully appreciate the, most likely unintentional, reference to DROD, I cannot imagine why in all the history of the universe this would have seemed like a good idea. A duck. This is the big thing that needs added to Minecraft right now? While I'd like to see more elite-type monsters to combat and the addition of more RPG/Survival elements to the game, I cannot imagine a Duck being perceived well by the community, especially considering the duck v. chicken dilemma that has plagued us since the introduction of the mob.
It just seems a bit trite, and more of an inside joke than anything, and that's not necessarily bad, just a bit worn out at this point in the game's development.
........WHAT?!?! this is just stupid! its a duck! if anything, ducks are CUTE! really? you think this big bad DUCK is what we need now? we need more/tougher mobs and more building blocks, not this goofieness! this MUST be a joke!
........WHAT?!?! this is just stupid! its a duck! if anything, ducks are CUTE! really? you think this big bad DUCK is what we need now? we need more/tougher mobs and more building blocks, not this goofieness! this MUST be a joke!
This forum isn't for 'jokes'. It is for serious discussion about suggestions to the game.
The idea is bad too. Creeper cave?
Creeper cave=a cave with creepers in it. I wasn't saying that to be a new feature or anything.
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When will Minecraft stop updating? When pigs fly over the frozen plains of hell, twice in a blue moon, while Taylor Swift sings a song called, "Maybe I'm the Problem".
the duck v. chicken dilemma that has plagued us since the introduction of the mob.
The duck vs chicken dilemma is an ancestral memory of the war between chickens and ducks, but since humans were newly made and very stupid, we only remember it as "is it a chicken or a duck?"
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When will Minecraft stop updating? When pigs fly over the frozen plains of hell, twice in a blue moon, while Taylor Swift sings a song called, "Maybe I'm the Problem".
Mmhmm. I see. Quite...interesting, I must say. However, despite it being a joke and most likely taken seriously, no support, and I think I speak on behalf of many others.
Garden of Edenmushroom biome, and the chickens were to help the humans. The chickens were angry that they, the great rulers, should have to help a bunch of noobs that could barely even open their inventory or punch a tree. Some of them thought they didn't have to listen to Notch and decided to rebel. They took on the name of Ducks, and they were going to destroy humans and Notch and go back to ruling the world. They attacked the good chickens, and after years of fighting, killed them all. The good chickens left some eggs, but the hatchlings were retarded little bird things that could barely fly, only jump off cliffs. When Notch saw this, he cursed the ducks to be trapped in the bodies of those stupid new chickens and banished them to the Nether. While there, the ducks have been teaching themselves evil magic and plotting to destroy all life. They just need to get out of the Nether. The last time a portal was built, it was by the pigmen 1,000 years ago, and the ducks created the zombie plague that wiped out the humans and pigmen. A few humans escaped deeper into the Nether to escape the plague, but they withered. The portals were destroyed before the ducks could use them. Now, apparently, a few humans have survived the apocalypse and are currently surviving and fighting off the creepers and stuff. Let us pray they do not create another portal...This story was found in a now-destroyed creeper cave. The only proof we have of it being true is the ancient chicken vs. duck debates that are somehow ingrained in our DNA.
LOLZZZZ
How did you guys like my intro? Anyway, my suggestion is to add a new boss mob called the Duck. This mob will only spawn on Hard difficulty with 2 or more players on the world (to make it a fair fight) when there is at least one Nether portal active. It will spawn on a block of netherrack or soulsand about 100 blocks from the portal. It will then go through the portal to your world and track down and attack you, after a few days of hiding(it looks exactly like a chicken but with fire in its eyes, so you might mistake it for one). It might bring some magma cubes or zombie pigmen with it if there are more than 5 players on the world. It has 80 hearts, and it has quite a few attacks. It can shoot fire charges like a blaze, peck you (-3 hearts), or burst into flames and make a few fires (occasionally). After fighting it and getting it down to half its health, it will teleport away to around 200 blocks away from you, and now it will start its "griefing [profanity="asshole"]" phase. It will set random trees on fire, and the following night, will get 5-10 monsters to follow it to your house, where it will attack. Then, after getting it down to a quarter of its health, it will teleport away again and repeat the process the next night, only with 2x the monsters and with a charged creeper that the duck will summon.
When will Minecraft stop updating? When pigs fly over the frozen plains of hell, twice in a blue moon, while Taylor Swift sings a song called, "Maybe I'm the Problem".
It just seems a bit trite, and more of an inside joke than anything, and that's not necessarily bad, just a bit worn out at this point in the game's development.
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Curse PremiumThis forum isn't for 'jokes'. It is for serious discussion about suggestions to the game.
The idea is bad too. Creeper cave?
When will Minecraft stop updating? When pigs fly over the frozen plains of hell, twice in a blue moon, while Taylor Swift sings a song called, "Maybe I'm the Problem".
When will Minecraft stop updating? When pigs fly over the frozen plains of hell, twice in a blue moon, while Taylor Swift sings a song called, "Maybe I'm the Problem".