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Quote from Ygdrasel » I don't know sled teams but I do know I put my dog on an electric treadmill once and dangled a chicken leg. Treadmill puppy ensued.
Quote from Duckhead666 Suggested, use search.
Scarecrows will have a radius in which animals flee from them, thus protecting your crops.
Also crows would sit on the scarecrows, providing irony.
EDIT: Also, stop machinegun-posting all of these shitty, completely non-fleshed-out suggestions.
i did, 0 results
Start there, but there's many more.