Gender Preferences
I was playing on a SMP Minecraft server and I was exploring a cave with one of my friends that was a female... She fell down a hole into some lava... And she made a manly noise... And... She died...
I think that there should be gender preferences that you can toggle on your profile page on minecraft.net or in-game. With gender specific preferences come gender specific noises, player models, and advantages. I myself am a man, but this one is for the ladies. Well... Mostly... If ya know what i'm talkin' about! Right?! Right?!
Gender Specific Noises
There are plenty of women who play Minecraft, and I doubt that any of them enjoy making masculine noises then they get injured. Therefore, when the gender preference is toggled to "Female," the player makes a more high-pitched voice. And upon death, the player let's out a shrill scream.
Gender Specific Player Models
Ladies, do you enjoy having no hair on your head and having a flat chest in the Minecraft world? Worry not! Having the gender preference toggled to "female" will give you long, straight hair and square boobies, like the player model of Charlotte, the female companion mod. There will have to be gender specific skins, also, seeing how the player model would have long straight hair.
Gender Specific Advantages and Disadvantages
Yeah! Women can mine just as good as men! Wait... What?
God did not craft women to be as manly as men! They are fragile and tender! So, when your gender preference is toggled to "female," your character doesn't break materials as fast as usual, but your character gains more health when consuming an edible item, because women are commonly known to cook better than men. (Don't worry. You will still mine pretty fast...) EDIT: My friend is making me say this one just as a joke... When your preference is toggled to "female," you have a very hard time controlling boats, because women can't drive... Hey. It wasn't my idea.
Thanks for taking your time to read through my suggestion. If you have any suggestions, I would gladly appreciate them!
At least that's what I would say if this was at all original. Google mother****er! Do you speak it?
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I spent my first night in a tree crying for the spiders and skeletons to go away.
Silence, vermin! I am in command here! Who did you vote for, vermin woman? Did you vote? Can you read? Have you got thumbs? SHOW ME YOUR ****ING THUMBS!
That was Google result for this search: "site:minecraftforum.net female"
EDIT: My mistake. I saw it earlier today. It was from a couple of days ago.
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I spent my first night in a tree crying for the spiders and skeletons to go away.
Silence, vermin! I am in command here! Who did you vote for, vermin woman? Did you vote? Can you read? Have you got thumbs? SHOW ME YOUR ****ING THUMBS!
No need to start insulting me. I'm informing you that these have been suggested before and thus do not need new threads clogging the forum about them.
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I spent my first night in a tree crying for the spiders and skeletons to go away.
Silence, vermin! I am in command here! Who did you vote for, vermin woman? Did you vote? Can you read? Have you got thumbs? SHOW ME YOUR ****ING THUMBS!
I was playing on a SMP Minecraft server and I was exploring a cave with one of my friends that was a female... She fell down a hole into some lava... And she made a manly noise... And... She died...
I think that there should be gender preferences that you can toggle on your profile page on minecraft.net or in-game. With gender specific preferences come gender specific noises, player models, and advantages. I myself am a man, but this one is for the ladies. Well... Mostly... If ya know what i'm talkin' about! Right?! Right?!
Gender Specific Noises
There are plenty of women who play Minecraft, and I doubt that any of them enjoy making masculine noises then they get injured. Therefore, when the gender preference is toggled to "Female," the player makes a more high-pitched voice. And upon death, the player let's out a shrill scream.
Gender Specific Player Models
Ladies, do you enjoy having no hair on your head and having a flat chest in the Minecraft world? Worry not! Having the gender preference toggled to "female" will give you long, straight hair and square boobies, like the player model of Charlotte, the female companion mod. There will have to be gender specific skins, also, seeing how the player model would have long straight hair.
Gender Specific Advantages and Disadvantages
Yeah! Women can mine just as good as men! Wait... What?
God did not craft women to be as manly as men! They are fragile and tender! So, when your gender preference is toggled to "female," your character doesn't break materials as fast as usual, but your character gains more health when consuming an edible item, because women are commonly known to cook better than men. (Don't worry. You will still mine pretty fast...)
EDIT: My friend is making me say this one just as a joke... When your preference is toggled to "female," you have a very hard time controlling boats, because women can't drive... Hey. It wasn't my idea.
Thanks for taking your time to read through my suggestion. If you have any suggestions, I would gladly appreciate them!
Please support Gender Preferences!
Yes
No
At least that's what I would say if this was at all original. Google mother****er! Do you speak it?
Silence, vermin! I am in command here! Who did you vote for, vermin woman? Did you vote? Can you read? Have you got thumbs? SHOW ME YOUR ****ING THUMBS!
Guess what, broham? This is original!
You show me the thread that already suggests this and I will turn down the idea.
That was Google result for this search: "site:minecraftforum.net female"
EDIT: My mistake. I saw it earlier today. It was from a couple of days ago.
Silence, vermin! I am in command here! Who did you vote for, vermin woman? Did you vote? Can you read? Have you got thumbs? SHOW ME YOUR ****ING THUMBS!
Ditto.
Silence, vermin! I am in command here! Who did you vote for, vermin woman? Did you vote? Can you read? Have you got thumbs? SHOW ME YOUR ****ING THUMBS!
Okay, don't be flamin', *****.