Dude, your guy should be totally ****ing smashed all god-damned day and loses health if he begins sobering so you have to keep him completely smashed or he dies.
Also, Notch should implement syringes and heroin.
Water bucket crafted with wheat = BEER. 50% more damage when you punch a female NPC or run into a mob with a cart! And heroin could give you 1000 HEARTS FOR A DAY! But if you go more than 2 without another fix, it cuts you down to one heart maximum for 5 days! EXTREME WITHDRAWAL MODE!
I don't support this, I didn't see a single suggestion about sandwiches, stained glass windows, or mirrors!
They could be worked in. But only if they explode. And while you're lying on the ground dead you see a single fence gate land by your corpseNotch float down from the Aether, turn around, bend over, and drop his pants just to taunt you.
He is dropping his pants to.. *drum roll* ..use the Minecraft Toilet! Best suggestion ever. Glad I thought of it completely by myself.
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I'm almost 100% positive that this have been suggested before but i'll suggest it again anyways
I totally forgot toilets. If Steve doesn't poo at least once every minute, he loses 5 hearts. And if he doesn't empty his bladder at least ten times every day cycle (minus night), then the next time he uses a bed, he wakes up in a room FLOODED WITH YELLOW "WATER"!
Dude, your guy should be totally ****ing smashed all god-damned day and loses health if he begins sobering so you have to keep him completely smashed or he dies.
Also, Notch should implement syringes and heroin.
Water bucket crafted with wheat = BEER. 50% more damage when you punch a female NPC or run into a mob with a cart! And heroin could give you 1000 HEARTS FOR A DAY! But if you go more than 2 without another fix, it cuts you down to one heart maximum for 5 days! EXTREME WITHDRAWAL MODE!
We could have that, but keep in mind that kids play this game, so we also need this:
Dude, your guy should be totally ****ing smashed all god-damned day and loses health if he begins sobering so you have to keep him completely smashed or he dies.
Also, Notch should implement syringes and heroin.
Water bucket crafted with wheat = BEER. 50% more damage when you punch a female NPC or run into a mob with a cart! And heroin could give you 1000 HEARTS FOR A DAY! But if you go more than 2 without another fix, it cuts you down to one heart maximum for 5 days! EXTREME WITHDRAWAL MODE!
We could have that, but keep in mind that kids play this game, so we also need this:
i thnk taht ntch shd adlazr guns to so i cna shot aleins nd i thnk ths wud be cool cuz evry1 wnts alins n lasrz n stuff
ill ad to thsi suggstin latr but im abot to be late for skool and i dont wnt 2 missthe bu s
NO TRLOLING! I ONLI WANT POSTIVE CRITISIM AND A$$KIZZING K. U R ALL GHAY
Water bucket crafted with wheat = BEER. 50% more damage when you punch a female NPC or run into a mob with a cart! And heroin could give you 1000 HEARTS FOR A DAY! But if you go more than 2 without another fix, it cuts you down to one heart maximum for 5 days! EXTREME WITHDRAWAL MODE!
Incompetence is a plague. I am the cure.
For all your wolf suggestion needs, I present the WOLF MEGATHREAD!
Stories: A Miner's Chronicle, The Lost Chronicle [Entries 32-2, 33-1, and 33-2 out!]
He is dropping his pants to.. *drum roll* ..use the Minecraft Toilet! Best suggestion ever. Glad I thought of it completely by myself.
I.. can't even tell if you're being sarcastic or not. ..Derp?
Wow man, you're so orgianal! I wudda never thaut of taht!!!
OFFICIAL POSTING/REPLYING GUIDELINES
UNOFFICIAL POSTING GUIDE (PRT)
UNOFFICIAL REPLYING GUIDE (FTC)
no sarcasm involved
Incompetence is a plague. I am the cure.
For all your wolf suggestion needs, I present the WOLF MEGATHREAD!
Stories: A Miner's Chronicle, The Lost Chronicle [Entries 32-2, 33-1, and 33-2 out!]
QUIT TROLLING!
Incompetence is a plague. I am the cure.
For all your wolf suggestion needs, I present the WOLF MEGATHREAD!
Stories: A Miner's Chronicle, The Lost Chronicle [Entries 32-2, 33-1, and 33-2 out!]
We could have that, but keep in mind that kids play this game, so we also need this:
Impossible. Everything here is original.
Kids? CRAFTABLE BELTS!
Incompetence is a plague. I am the cure.
For all your wolf suggestion needs, I present the WOLF MEGATHREAD!
Stories: A Miner's Chronicle, The Lost Chronicle [Entries 32-2, 33-1, and 33-2 out!]
You shouldn't belittle people's grand and perfect suggestions by calling them jokes. ^_~
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, BELITTLING MY UNFATHOMABLE BRILLIANCE?! TROLL! GET OUT!
Incompetence is a plague. I am the cure.
For all your wolf suggestion needs, I present the WOLF MEGATHREAD!
Stories: A Miner's Chronicle, The Lost Chronicle [Entries 32-2, 33-1, and 33-2 out!]
ill ad to thsi suggstin latr but im abot to be late for skool and i dont wnt 2 missthe bu s
NO TRLOLING! I ONLI WANT POSTIVE CRITISIM AND A$$KIZZING K. U R ALL GHAY
OFFICIAL POSTING/REPLYING GUIDELINES
UNOFFICIAL POSTING GUIDE (PRT)
UNOFFICIAL REPLYING GUIDE (FTC)
add sky creepers and lava creepers and water creepers......derp
OHAI DIEBRO...Wait...
Incompetence is a plague. I am the cure.
For all your wolf suggestion needs, I present the WOLF MEGATHREAD!
Stories: A Miner's Chronicle, The Lost Chronicle [Entries 32-2, 33-1, and 33-2 out!]
and make an isupport banner
and change miner steve into a creeper every night cycle permanently for a little bit
Incompetence is a plague. I am the cure.
For all your wolf suggestion needs, I present the WOLF MEGATHREAD!
Stories: A Miner's Chronicle, The Lost Chronicle [Entries 32-2, 33-1, and 33-2 out!]