So today, I was thinking there should be a mob that can hypnotize or sweet talk even the friendliest of mobs into going on a rampage against you and your farm animals (D:). If you see him near farm animals, prepare to get your ass raped. When the mob is hypnotized it becomes battle ready (such as pigs getting a cute little viking helmet and glowing red eyes). a hypnotized mob gets 3x as much health and the ability to talk one mob and ONLY ONE Mob into fighting alongside him. The health however gets divided amongst the hypnotized mobs meaning the more mobs there are, the less health they will get. The up side to these mobs is the fact that they go friendly in day time. The hypnotist if killed drops a wizard's robe. in which you can wear to make a hostile (or friendly mob) fight alongside you against other mobs.
Lol
Ah, anal rape in Minecraft. Never thought I'd see the day when somebody actually suggested this.
-
View User Profile
-
View Posts
-
Send Message
Retired StaffDefine farm animal. I don't want to be raped by some crazy girl who lives on a farm. (or do I?)
Sig made by llama66613
Follow me on twitter
-
View User Profile
-
View Posts
-
Send Message
Retired StaffNo they weren't. I believe you meant "Take the metaphors seriously"
Grammar Nazi Out.
Sig made by llama66613
Follow me on twitter