Like, I grabbed these babies, and then I beat them with a stick and set one of them on fire and fed the rest to my pet anglerfish, and the babies thought there was a shiny candy in the tank but it was really a lure and he ate them, then I grabbed the remains and wrote on the walls "MY HOVERCRAFT IS FULL OF EELS" backwards using the blood from their remains, then I grabbed another baby and tore its limbs off, then nailed it to a tree and threw ping-pong balls at it, then I tore it off and put it in the microwave and its head popped like a stepped-on-melon! Then I ate the spleen and fed the rest to some other babies who I then dropped in the vile filth pits so that their still-living bodies would decompose over the course of years. Then I used one as a trampoline just so that I could beat up another baby glued to the ceiling! I am an iron wall of babbydeath! You cannot move past me!
Don't take any of this seriously.
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"Minecraft? Realistic? Really? This is a game where you punch trees to get wood, you can make the wood into wooden planks in less than five seconds, and trees don't fall even if you remove a piece of the trunk from the middle. This is a game where animate corpses, giant spiders and exploding green terrorists emerge at night to hunt you down, farm animals run rampant across the countryside, and you can stop the flow of molten lava with a block of snow."
except for pigs would mate and then i would kill the parents with a diamond sword and take the pig home and i would love it and call it mr.oinkerton and feed it alphalpha(al-fal-fuh)
But what about betabeta? Or infdinfdev? Or maybe even classiclassic?
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"Minecraft? Realistic? Really? This is a game where you punch trees to get wood, you can make the wood into wooden planks in less than five seconds, and trees don't fall even if you remove a piece of the trunk from the middle. This is a game where animate corpses, giant spiders and exploding green terrorists emerge at night to hunt you down, farm animals run rampant across the countryside, and you can stop the flow of molten lava with a block of snow."
Like, I grabbed these babies, and then I beat them with a stick and set one of them on fire and fed the rest to my pet anglerfish, and the babies thought there was a shiny candy in the tank but it was really a lure and he ate them, then I grabbed the remains and wrote on the walls "MY HOVERCRAFT IS FULL OF EELS" backwards using the blood from their remains, then I grabbed another baby and tore its limbs off, then nailed it to a tree and threw ping-pong balls at it, then I tore it off and put it in the microwave and its head popped like a stepped-on-melon! Then I ate the spleen and fed the rest to some other babies who I then dropped in the vile filth pits so that their still-living bodies would decompose over the course of years. Then I used one as a trampoline just so that I could beat up another baby glued to the ceiling!
I am an iron wall of babbydeath! You cannot move past me!
Don't take any of this seriously.
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Retired StaffAgreed :smile.gif:
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Honestly, this idea is stupid, we all realize it, it's not getting added to minecraft.
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Retired StaffAnd thus the posting stopped
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But what about betabeta? Or infdinfdev? Or maybe even classiclassic?