"Minecraft? Realistic? Really? This is a game where you punch trees to get wood, you can make the wood into wooden planks in less than five seconds, and trees don't fall even if you remove a piece of the trunk from the middle. This is a game where animate corpses, giant spiders and exploding green terrorists emerge at night to hunt you down, farm animals run rampant across the countryside, and you can stop the flow of molten lava with a block of snow."
YOU SHOULD ALSO BE ABLE TO CRAFT A PENIS, NECESSARY IN BABYMAKING.
MAKE LIKE SO:
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Now all we need to do is find out how to cram mobs into carryable items.
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"Minecraft? Realistic? Really? This is a game where you punch trees to get wood, you can make the wood into wooden planks in less than five seconds, and trees don't fall even if you remove a piece of the trunk from the middle. This is a game where animate corpses, giant spiders and exploding green terrorists emerge at night to hunt you down, farm animals run rampant across the countryside, and you can stop the flow of molten lava with a block of snow."
YOU SHOULD ALSO BE ABLE TO CRAFT A PENIS, NECESSARY IN BABYMAKING.
MAKE LIKE SO:
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Now all we need to do is find out how to cram mobs into carryable items.
Craft the classc stair-sign chair. Make two.
Take out some wheat, and put tiger blood on it. Make two.
Get a creeper, and each sit on the seats and smoke the tigerbloodwheat/Charlie Sheen drug.
The creeper will now rest on your cock.
It was mine.
Incompetence is a plague. I am the cure.
For all your wolf suggestion needs, I present the WOLF MEGATHREAD!
Stories: A Miner's Chronicle, The Lost Chronicle [Entries 32-2, 33-1, and 33-2 out!]
Angry because Steve can get more than him with this mod.
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You'd craft them like this!
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or something like that
You forgot the sunglasses and the
YEEEAAAAAAAAH!!!!
DIE.
this
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I would say that he's on Charlie Sheen, but his DNA tests came back negative for Adonis....
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Now all we need to do is find out how to cram mobs into carryable items.
This idea is actually bi-winning, we just cant process this with a normal brain.
Craft the classc stair-sign chair. Make two.
Take out some wheat, and put tiger blood on it. Make two.
Get a creeper, and each sit on the seats and smoke the tigerbloodwheat/Charlie Sheen drug.
The creeper will now rest on your cock.
viewtopic.php?f=1025&t=230288&p=3652745#p3652745
viewtopic.php?f=1025&t=254139&p=3652869#p3652869
Google image search "minecraft creeper" without safety filter. Already done.
Incompetence is a plague. I am the cure.
For all your wolf suggestion needs, I present the WOLF MEGATHREAD!
Stories: A Miner's Chronicle, The Lost Chronicle [Entries 32-2, 33-1, and 33-2 out!]
Why would a creeper sit on a chicken?
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Because the chicken lives inside your ****, silly child.
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