If there's anything I learned from this, it's that the reason that banners are put in sigs are usually because the ideas are actually GOOD. Hats off to this idea, though this is technically a necro post. But just wanted to bring this back to the surface.
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To this day, my signature remains unsigned.
These eggs don't need anything - they're just farming views. Thanks for your time!