What if, very rarely, you can meet up with a very fat figure commonly found in dry biomes. This figure is Gabe Newell. When you meet up with him, he will start hugging you and licking you. This is because he is very hungry and starving. You can choose to feed him, so he gets nice and fat, or ill him right away, where he drops 35 pieces of porkchop. If you feed him for a minecraft day, and kill him, you get 2 stacks of porkchop. It works mostly like this, The more you feed him, the more pork he drops. I think this would be a great way to keep miners fed, and Health regained.
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Brb, Gotta kill my child, go to court, and be found innocent.
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Can we get a mod to ban this guy? I don't like to call troll, but look at his suggestions...
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NO. Don't click New Thread. Read the rules. I don't give a damn how long or boring they are. If you do not, you will be subject to massive flaming and criticism by yours truly.
Brb, Gotta kill my child, go to court, and be found innocent.
How is this troll thread, just explaining mechanic o dferent food source when getting some is scarce
Brb, Gotta kill my child, go to court, and be found innocent.
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Whoever said this fat guy was actually human? Heck, it wasn't my idea that he would drop porkchops. At first, I was gonna make him drop jell-o
Brb, Gotta kill my child, go to court, and be found innocent.
Yeah, legit and extremely smart. This handsome rogue knows what he's talking aboot!
Brb, Gotta kill my child, go to court, and be found innocent.
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Brb, Gotta kill my child, go to court, and be found innocent.