Look at your ham, now back at me, now back at your ham, now back to ME. Sadly, you cannot be me, But if you were like me, then you probably want to be able to craft together nine ham slices and create ham blocks. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a boat with the ham your ham could be like. What's in your hand? Back at me, I have it, it's a cobblestone block that looks like the president. Look again, the cobblestone is now DIAMOND. Anything is possible when your ham is cubed into one meter blocks and not strewn across your inventory.