Ham fortresses last the least amount of time of any fortress. Not because they are are easily destroyed, no, it's ****ing ham, IRL you could probably beat it with a hammer for half an hour and get nowhere, it's ham, it's not something you can easily mine.
It is a short lived fortress because it is DELICIOUS.
Look at your ham, now back at me, now back at your ham, now back to ME. Sadly, you cannot be me, But if you were like me, then you probably want to be able to craft together nine ham slices and create ham blocks. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a boat with the ham your ham could be like. What's in your hand? Back at me, I have it, it's a cobblestone block that looks like the president. Look again, the cobblestone is now DIAMOND. Anything is possible when your ham is cubed into one meter blocks and not strewn across your inventory.
Look at your ham, now back at me, now back at your ham, now back to ME. Sadly, you cannot be me, But if you were like me, then you probably want to be able to craft together nine ham slices and create ham blocks. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a boat with the ham your ham could be like. What's in your hand? Back at me, I have it, it's a cobblestone block that looks like the president. Look again, the cobblestone is now DIAMOND. Anything is possible when your ham is cubed into one meter blocks and not strewn across your inventory.
I'm in a minecart.
What is this quote referencing?
The crazy old spice advertisements:
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Quote from Chowder »
What is a unicorn if not a combustible equine psychopath?
hmm, hamblock is just about as practical as being able to craft a fighter jet in your inventory. however, being able to craft LIFE, is a possibility. exaple,
= dead
...and a dead pig would not function as bait. but to add life, you craft this: ( = dead pig, = heart)
=
now the heart... is the problem. do you stab yourself to cllect 6 hearts? slice off an arm? kill something else? I would say thhis: an ore, mineable only by a gold pickaxe, representing a fossilized animal, extremely rare, suppling 10 hearts. but not just any heart, a dead heart. (of course) how 2 revive? ez. put the heart in an egg, and after idk amount of time, it hatches. of course, this could be done with other creatures. the big woop about creating an animal? you control it. you made it, after all, right?
extremely, wildly far-fetched but hey, it's more imaginitive then one time when i saw this guy kept complaining about not being able to craft a minigun. so what do you think?
WHY DO YOU NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT FOR +100 POSTS
IT'S HAM
IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING IT'S JUST HAM
IT DOES HAMMY THINGS, LIKE SMELLING GOOD
IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE GUYS
++idea forever I want a house of ham.
[Diamond] [Diamond]
excellent.
[Diamond] [Diamond]
It is a short lived fortress because it is DELICIOUS.
OM NOM NOM.
[Diamond] [Diamond]
poison+ham block = mob bait.
has one use before disappearing.
That would balance since it takes nine hams and a poison for each block.
Disappearing hamblocks? This is blasphemy. This is madness!
Flaming Ham Soup! It's even manlier than punching down a tree!
What is this quote referencing?
The crazy old spice advertisements:
= dead
...and a dead pig would not function as bait. but to add life, you craft this: ( = dead pig, = heart)
=
now the heart... is the problem. do you stab yourself to cllect 6 hearts? slice off an arm? kill something else? I would say thhis: an ore, mineable only by a gold pickaxe, representing a fossilized animal, extremely rare, suppling 10 hearts. but not just any heart, a dead heart. (of course) how 2 revive? ez. put the heart in an egg, and after idk amount of time, it hatches. of course, this could be done with other creatures. the big woop about creating an animal? you control it. you made it, after all, right?
extremely, wildly far-fetched but hey, it's more imaginitive then one time when i saw this guy kept complaining about not being able to craft a minigun. so what do you think?
1 redstone
====> zombie pig
What no lightning?
No ITS ALIVEEEEEE statement?
I despise your in-creativity