First you create a more realistic terrain generator after your community thinks your game isn't realistic enough, then you make swamps that look like swamps, and now you make wolves smarter?! They're dogs, they should be stupid and cause me frustration when they walk into lava! This is why I barely play MC anymore. Stop improving the game! I always get mad at you for not adding things that actually are needed in the game, like the mod API you promised in January, which is coming out now, and that is bad because you clearly set a timeframe!
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Why is everyone on here just a bunch of jerks who think they are the authority on Minecraft? You're all just a bunch of kids and everyone is entitled to an opinion so stop spamming threads saying "this doesn't have a point," if you say anything like that you are cancer and are worthless. Good post OP.
Too bad the terrain generator actually sucks right now. (I wasn't even pushing for realism in the first place so you really can't counter me with that).
First you create a more realistic terrain generator after your community thinks your game isn't realistic enough
Too bad the terrain generator actually sucks right now. (I wasn't even pushing for realism in the first place so you really can't counter me with that).
Why is everyone on here jsut a bunch of jerks who think they are the authority on Minecraft? You're all just a bunch of kids and everyone is entitled to an opinion so stop spamming threads saying "this doesn't have a point," if you say anything like that you are cancer and are worthless. Good post OP.
Nobody's entitled to have it unchallenged, as everyone's also entitled to think and say that that opinion is ********.
The kicker is that no one is pleasant or thinks anyone else is pleasant on the internet, so what could be enjoyable discourse becomes frustrating. And in some cases, aggressive.
Truth is, these satire threads are not different in function from the complaint threads. In both cases, it's somebody expressing an opinion. Although in this case, the opinion doesn't belong in this forum, because this forum is about the latest version of Minecraft, not the people posting about the latest version of Minecraft.
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Make note: I generally avoid being insulting. If I sound insulting, I'm probably joking.
just relax people, the sarcasm drips from every letter of this thread XD
i find it pretty funny.
I think we get the satire part (or at least most of us do). It just doesn't happen to be all that funny or clever. Wait, let me rephrase that: I don't find it all that funny or clever. Your mileage may vary.
I find this funny in a kind of not-funny way, probably because what he's saying (through the use of sarcasm) is pretty much spot-on.
Unfortunately the majority of people who he's mocking probably don't realise he's mocking them, so it's kind of wasted.
I think that's why I'm amused by it. That and most of the time it seems like there's never NOT a thread complaining about some feature that was added on the first page many of the forum sections. People are allowed their opinion, but after a while I can't help but laugh a bit when it's such a constant feature of the boards.
First minecraft was turning into too much of an RPG, then it was too realistic, now it's all about updates taking too long, being too often, and being too small. I sware this community...
Look i will admit the world generator is horrible right now (i got on a world that i traveled 10000 blocks to find 1 island...) To big of oceans... and no more awesome world gen like back in 1.7.3 or earlier. but! Its notch's game. he can do whatever he likes with it. But telling notch everything he is doing is wrong just doesn't help anyone...
For those who are complaining about the world generator, guess what? It's called seeds. For those who want a nicely generated world find a seed online, or if you generate a bad world then just delete it and make a new one.
For those who are complaining about the world generator, guess what? It's called seeds. For those who want a nicely generated world find a seed online, or if you generate a bad world then just delete it and make a new one.
Just saying...
You know what? You're right. I can't believe no one has tried this. Because definitely every seed/generated world ISN'T identical. I'm an idiot. For all this time I have been unaware that you can pick seeds. Here have an award for "The Most Original Ever Statement to This Issue That a lot of People Seem to be Complaining About." I can't believe no one has suggested this before.
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Poor timing as well. You should have waited until an update or a large complaint thread was on top
Too bad the terrain generator actually sucks right now. (I wasn't even pushing for realism in the first place so you really can't counter me with that).
Truth is, these satire threads are not different in function from the complaint threads. In both cases, it's somebody expressing an opinion. Although in this case, the opinion doesn't belong in this forum, because this forum is about the latest version of Minecraft, not the people posting about the latest version of Minecraft.
i find it pretty funny.
no. no he's not.
I think we get the satire part (or at least most of us do). It just doesn't happen to be all that funny or clever. Wait, let me rephrase that: I don't find it all that funny or clever. Your mileage may vary.
I think that's why I'm amused by it. That and most of the time it seems like there's never NOT a thread complaining about some feature that was added on the first page many of the forum sections. People are allowed their opinion, but after a while I can't help but laugh a bit when it's such a constant feature of the boards.
Just saying...
You know what? You're right. I can't believe no one has tried this. Because definitely every seed/generated world ISN'T identical. I'm an idiot. For all this time I have been unaware that you can pick seeds. Here have an award for "The Most Original Ever Statement to This Issue That a lot of People Seem to be Complaining About." I can't believe no one has suggested this before.
Not sure if trolling,
or just really, really dumb.
its sarcastic. it just had terribly bad timing, considering how updates are right now...