The update will be available for Minecraft: Bedrock Edition on Xbox Series X, Xbox Series S, Xbox One, PlayStation 5, PlayStation 4, Nintendo Switch, iOS, Android, and Windows 10 – as well as Java Edition on Windows, macOS, and Linux. Clearly, nobody is safe from those dreaded creatures.
But I have a ps3 that i play on quite frequently, which is not mentioned in the list of playable devices, so i think that i am safe from goats, which goes against what i have underlined in the quote above this line, and what i shall single out in this next quote:
Clearly, nobody is safe from those dreaded creatures.
Mojang has told us lies and have attempted to deceive us.
Again, this thread is entirely satirical, as they obviously must leave behind old consoles and devices at some point.
They also forgot about those who simply won't be updating; I still play on 1.6, whcih came out nearly 8 years(!) ago - I've literally never really played on any later version, and not at all since 1.13 (up until then I maintained some mods that reverted changes to caves in 1.7 but a greatly increased difficulty in updating, the inability to perfectly reproduce the old generation, and a lost of interest/lack of demand lead me to discontinue it).
Of course, that's not to say that I might mod them into the game myself, as I've done with various other post-1.6 mobs and other features (conversely, you could even say that Mojang has added some of my own features, of course, that's just a coincidence and I'm not the first to add things like big caves, stalagmites, better mountains, or a deeper underground).