We tend to think of minecraft as a simple, nice, peaceful game that is pretty normal for the most part.
But this world is insane.
Think about it.
You play in a world with walking celery sticks that explode on you, giant spiders, floating islands, giant guardians made out of freaking IRON, a huge island in the void with a DRAGON.
And then you kill him with your sword made of freaking DIAMONDS and you throw a strange pearl that lets you travel to were it was thrown in the blink of a eye into a strange gateway thing to transport to a land were there is more floating islands and trees made of some sort of fruit, which if popped can be used to make BRICKS, and lets not forget the giant "cities" guarded by weird block turtle shell lurker things that shoot spheres of weird floatish energy that lets you FLY if you get hit with them.
If you agree share your two cents of why this game is loony.
We tend to think of minecraft as a simple, nice, peaceful game that is pretty normal for the most part.
But this world is insane.
Think about it.
You play in a world with walking celery sticks that explode on you, giant spiders, floating islands, giant guardians made out of freaking IRON, a huge island in the void with a DRAGON.
And then you kill him with your sword made of freaking DIAMONDS and you throw a strange pearl that lets you travel to were it was thrown in the blink of a eye into a strange gateway thing to transport to a land were there is more floating islands and trees made of some sort of fruit, which if popped can be used to make BRICKS, and lets not forget the giant "cities" guarded by weird block turtle shell lurker things that shoot spheres of weird floatish energy that lets you FLY if you get hit with them.
If you agree share your two cents of why this game is loony.
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/2862232-indestructible-box
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Don't forget the walking skeletons that somehow know how to use a bow and have infinite arrows.
We can't forget the all black slendermen that can teleport and have purple eyes!
Or The Mystical guardians That fatigue and have LAZERS
What about the bricks that shoot missiles at you? And the missiles make you float.
.............mcf isnt gone???????????????
I already said that.
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/2862232-indestructible-box
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You can punch trees to the ground... that is... if they even fell in the first place.
what about the red cows with mushrooms on their backs who give you infinite stew?
...or the fact that you can carry 2880 chests, each full of 2304 chests, which are each full of 2304 anvils. (using nbt tags)
its the only game where you can make pigs fart rainbows and fly away(using mods)
but tf2 is slightly crazier sometimes
Frustrated with a mod and need help?, Then click here
sans avatar i get it before you just go out and yell undertale fanboy at me tell me 1 good reason why that's terrible
if it's too lighthearted the game gets more dark and serious in the later parts and genocide
Oh I missed that.
.............mcf isnt gone???????????????
Don't forgot the giant flying marshmallows from hell.
Don't forget ZOMBIES attacking villages...
I don't know what you guys are talking about! I have a pet hell marshmallow and I live on an island in the sky.
The only thing weird about this place is that the sun is round.
The signature is a lost art.
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Curse PremiumMinecraft would be quite the horror game if it was designed to be super realistic looking.
Figured it was time for a change.
The fact that jumping while running somehow makes you faster.
"In my experience there's no such thing as luck."
OR the mineshafts even though no one else exists
Or a thin layer of water preventing your death from a mountain-high fall.
and the bedrock bordering the void
It's one of the few games I know where you can beat someone to death with a feather. Or a chunk of wool. Or a flower.
Insulting people for their beliefs is not a good way of convincing them to adopt yours.
Fiction is just a game of make-believe recorded on paper or film. But that's what makes it so great.
Hipster Jesus liked you before you were cool.