Mojang would be dead like many of the other studios EA has purchases.
Bioware is a shell of what it use to be, Westwood is dead, Pandemic is dead, Bullfrog is dead, Maxis is pumping out nothing but sims expansions and the gross release of the new Sim City shows the EA influence.
YAY,A POKÉMON DLC!
*Buy the DLC for $10,00*
A LOT OF POKEMONS,THE GAME IS LAGGING!
*The game crashed*
I'm sorry John,My name is Steve,
And i have news,Because of Poképocalypse,your game crashed,your error code is #35373
YAY,A POKÉMON DLC!
*Buy the DLC for $10,00*
A LOT OF POKEMONS,THE GAME IS LAGGING!
*The game crashed*
I'm sorry John,My name is Steve,
And i have news,Because of Poképocalypse,your game crashed,your error code is #35373
So help resolve error code #35373, please submit a crash report along with 10$ (Tax not included)
Help should be able to come in the next 10 work days or so.
So help resolve error code #35373, please submit a crash report along with 10$ (Tax not included)
Help should be able to come in the next 10 work days or so.
*Buy a Crash Report Ticket for $10*
Hello Mr. Dave,i have a problem,everytime i play this game,the game crashs
the error code is #35373
Okay,i will fix this error
*After 3 years*
Guys,i will leave EA,but i will make better games at my new studio,Rollercoaster Studios
*After 2 months*
MY BUG IS NOT FIXED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Buy Creeper expansion pack for 40$!
Me:Ok! (Buys)
We're sorry, there was an error with your transaction. Error code #1337 too much traffic. Please try again in a moment
Me:What? (Clicks download again)
To buy the Creeper expansion pack, your card will be credited 40$
Me: I already bought this! I didn't even get a refund when the first download gave me the stupid error!
Buy the Jirachi DLC for $300
The DLC will transform you into a Guy that turn the Suggestions into Reality!
The suplies are limited!
Grab it before anyone buy it
*Buy the DLC*
I CAN MAKE ANY SUGGESTION INTO A REALITY
*Accept the Creeper Armor Render Suggestion*
*Accept the Better Villagers Suggestion*
*Accept the Better Biomes Suggestion*
*1 Year later*
EA Team: OMG,WE ARE GETTING A LOT MONEYS!!!!!!!!
EA CEO: But some of the players is leaving minecraft,maybe i use a chain at theses peoples?
*Bring everyone at the Minecraft*
EA CEO: I'm done,now everyone is blocky!
EA Member: You too...
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They would probably make it so EA themselves can only have servers, and theyll be so crappy noone will join, and then they will remove the transfer market! (FIFA 15 joke)
I'm Canadian, and there is no igloos around. Or snow. Or polar bears. Or moose because I live in a city, but there are moose in the country.
There might be a pile of smoldering ashes where the EA building once was.
Bioware is a shell of what it use to be, Westwood is dead, Pandemic is dead, Bullfrog is dead, Maxis is pumping out nothing but sims expansions and the gross release of the new Sim City shows the EA influence.
Then you have Dice only making Battlefield games
*Buy the DLC for $10,00*
A LOT OF POKEMONS,THE GAME IS LAGGING!
*The game crashed*
I'm sorry John,My name is Steve,
And i have news,Because of Poképocalypse,your game crashed,your error code is #35373
Click my Dragons or Click my Pokemons(http://pokefarm.com/zc?quickbuy=GNn|JD You can buy 100ZC for me)
Try my maps
Hug me!
and Meet the Roleplay Characters!
John
Young John
Informations about the Characters is at the profile!
So help resolve error code #35373, please submit a crash report along with 10$ (Tax not included)
Help should be able to come in the next 10 work days or so.
*Buy a Crash Report Ticket for $10*
Hello Mr. Dave,i have a problem,everytime i play this game,the game crashs
the error code is #35373
Okay,i will fix this error
*After 3 years*
Guys,i will leave EA,but i will make better games at my new studio,Rollercoaster Studios
*After 2 months*
MY BUG IS NOT FIXED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Click my Dragons or Click my Pokemons(http://pokefarm.com/zc?quickbuy=GNn|JD You can buy 100ZC for me)
Try my maps
Hug me!
and Meet the Roleplay Characters!
John
Young John
Informations about the Characters is at the profile!
"Thank you for buying the Modding Pack"
You click on it and its an empty folder.
'Please buy a Mod Expansion Pack… only $200.000!'
Me:Ok! (Buys)
We're sorry, there was an error with your transaction. Error code #1337 too much traffic. Please try again in a moment
Me:What? (Clicks download again)
To buy the Creeper expansion pack, your card will be credited 40$
Me: I already bought this! I didn't even get a refund when the first download gave me the stupid error!
The DLC will transform you into a Guy that turn the Suggestions into Reality!
The suplies are limited!
Grab it before anyone buy it
*Buy the DLC*
I CAN MAKE ANY SUGGESTION INTO A REALITY
*Accept the Creeper Armor Render Suggestion*
*Accept the Better Villagers Suggestion*
*Accept the Better Biomes Suggestion*
*1 Year later*
EA Team: OMG,WE ARE GETTING A LOT MONEYS!!!!!!!!
EA CEO: But some of the players is leaving minecraft,maybe i use a chain at theses peoples?
*Bring everyone at the Minecraft*
EA CEO: I'm done,now everyone is blocky!
EA Member: You too...
Click my Dragons or Click my Pokemons(http://pokefarm.com/zc?quickbuy=GNn|JD You can buy 100ZC for me)
Try my maps
Hug me!
and Meet the Roleplay Characters!
John
Young John
Informations about the Characters is at the profile!
I actually written something more reasonable here.
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http://www.polygon.com/2015/3/4/8149791/ea-closes-maxis-simcity-the-sims
Because of the above, just the thought of EA even getting close to Minecraft or Mojang makes me shudder.
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They would probably make it so EA themselves can only have servers, and theyll be so crappy noone will join, and then they will remove the transfer market! (FIFA 15 joke)
-KreepersKO
So much money ... Damm it !
Hmm...pinky :\ (and btw im bad at English ).
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