Villager Counselling!

Poll: You notice a villager has a small stash of stuff in a chest in h

Who are you, really? Ask a villager today! What would you do in the following situations?

You notice a villager has a small stash of stuff in a chest in h - Single Choice

  • Walk away and do nothing. 14%
  • Make the villager pay to keep his secret a secret. 2.3%
  • Marry the villager so you can inherit his stuff. 2.3%
  • Call the local zombie mafia. They'll get him to pay his "protection"... 2.3%
  • Swap every item in the chest for a piece of rotten flesh. 16.3%
  • Burn that long-nosed guttersnipe's house to the ground! 2.3%
  • Gossip about it to the other villagers. 0%
  • Report it to the local iron golem. 4.7%
  • Give the villager some emeralds, gold, or diamond for his collection. 2.3%
  • Loot the chest, and kill that hoarding villager, he deserves it. 4.7%
  • Loot the chest, and run! 44.2%
  • Throw some of your junk items in to try make him happy. 4.7%

Ended Jun 9, 2014

Poll: Someone on a server is sad because a griefer destroyed his nice

Who are you, really? Ask a villager today! What would you do in the following situations?

Someone on a server is sad because a griefer destroyed his nice - Single Choice

  • Do nothing, and ignore the twerp. He's probably under 13 years old. 9.1%
  • Call the local iron golem. 4.5%
  • Place a lava bucket right beneath him so he burns to death. 4.5%
  • I'm probably a mod on the server, I'd ban the griefer. 4.5%
  • Tell him to suck it up or join a kids server. 0%
  • Let him move into your house, and secretly set a TNT trap so you can accuse him of griefing. 2.3%
  • Give him a free diamond. 11.4%
  • Tell him you were the griefer. 0%
  • Comment on his "lovely empty lot", and laugh aloud. 0%
  • Kill that whiner, and take what he had left in his inventory. 4.5%
  • Track down the griefer and kill him, then grief his own house! 25%
  • Help him rebuild it. 34.1%

Ended Jun 9, 2014

Poll: You've set up a stable system in the nether, but somehow you man

Who are you, really? Ask a villager today! What would you do in the following situations?

You've set up a stable system in the nether, but somehow you man - Single Choice

  • Go back to your over world house, call the local iron golem to set things straight. 6.8%
  • Take your keyboard and run it thru your monitor! Then eat the mouse and throw the mousepad into the microwave. 4.5%
  • You don't care, because it was your friends world you were playing with... 2.3%
  • Cheat in what you lost. High Rollin'! 22.7%
  • Go to marriage counselling and bring your PC with you. 2.3%
  • Take a deep breath, sit down, talk to your partner about it over a bowl of fruit loops. 15.9%
  • Tell the modified server owner to remove the nether assassin mod! 0%
  • Move on. You were playing hardcore anyways. 18.2%
  • Delete the world. That death was the last straw! 2.3%
  • Make a poll about villager counselling, maybe it'll calm you down. 2.3%
  • Go onto the Minecraft forums and bawl your sorrow out to the already annoyed forum members. 0%
  • RAGE!!! 22.7%

Ended Jun 9, 2014

Poll: You've moved into a local village. What occupation are you becom

Who are you, really? Ask a villager today! What would you do in the following situations?

You've moved into a local village. What occupation are you becom - Single Choice

  • You'd rather die than be one of the stinking, elephantine, and stupid examples above. 30.2%
  • Zombie villager. A rotting hulk of destruction, reeking of death and the blood of countless Steves and villagers. 2.3%
  • Baby villager. Fun in the sun all summer long, school during school season, maybe some elementary romance in the later g 9.3%
  • Green/unemployed. You're too cool for school, work, or anything for that matter. You just kick back and play minecraft. 9.3%
  • Purple/priest. Devote your life to the service of notch who made us all. Also you sell glowstone for record high prices. 0%
  • White/lawyer/librarian/doctor. Bookkeeping and papers, and in your free time you get to write books, draw pictures, and 18.6%
  • Black apron/Blacksmith. Dem chicks love the iron workin' muscles! 20.9%
  • White apron/Butcher. Bloody work all day, gross guts, but at least you're killing stuff. 0%
  • Brown/Farmer. Hard work all day. 9.3%

Ended Jun 9, 2014

Poll: What role do you fill in the average server?

Who are you, really? Ask a villager today! What would you do in the following situations?

What role do you fill in the average server? - Single Choice

  • You always call in the local iron golem. 0%
  • You just play. You don't care about anything else. 25.6%
  • You are a noob and you love noobiness... Noob rushing with your friends and asking how to mine dirt. 0%
  • You rage at the noob rushers. 0%
  • You write sarcastic books and give them away. 0%
  • You join servers to talk to the community, and not really to play the game. 0%
  • You're not allowed to use chat from your mom because you're under 13... 0%
  • You're a mod or admin. 14%
  • You join a server and ask for op within the first thirty seconds. 0%
  • You grief, steal, and lie, but very discretely. You've yet to see the ban screen more than twice. 14%
  • You're a troll who's accustomed to seeing the ban screen ;) 0%
  • You play the game and keep your square face out of other peoples business. 16.3%
  • The faithful player who helps others. 30.2%

Ended Jun 9, 2014

Poll: Breather break: what is the difference between a needle and a cy

Who are you, really? Ask a villager today! What would you do in the following situations?

Breather break: what is the difference between a needle and a cy - Single Choice

  • If you poke a needle's eye, nothing. Poking a cyclops eye results in a maelstrom of blood, rage, ocular fluid, and death 27.9%
  • The cyclops is a tyrant. The needle makes clothing for people... I'd rather see the needle go extinct, heh heh... 2.3%
  • Why would a villager counsellor ask me this?! This is stupid! 2.3%
  • What kind of needle are you talking about? 4.7%
  • What's a cyclops? 0%
  • You can't kill a cyclops with a needle can you? I wonder what will happen if you try... 0%
  • They both have one eye, but the needle's is FAR easier to thread. 2.3%
  • They both have one eye, but the cyclops is a LOT easier to find in a haystack. 37.2%
  • I don't know and quite frankly I don't care, I hate fantasy bogus. 11.6%
  • I don't know... 11.6%

Ended Jun 9, 2014

Poll: You see a griefer making off with what's left of your house.

Who are you, really? Ask a villager today! What would you do in the following situations?

You see a griefer making off with what's left of your house. - Single Choice

  • Call the local iron golem. 0%
  • Hack the server and spawn a horde of blazes in his house, that'll burn him a lesson. 2.3%
  • You're a mod on the server, you ban him. 9.3%
  • Be very sad in chat but be very nice to him... Maybe he'll give your stuff back. 2.3%
  • Track him to his base and give him a taste of his own medicine by griefing him to bedrock. 18.6%
  • Report him to an admin. 23.3%
  • Yell in chat "hey! Griefer stop right there!" 0%
  • Pull out my diamond sword and kill him! 44.2%

Ended Jun 9, 2014

Poll: You are hosting a dinner party at your house for the local villa

Who are you, really? Ask a villager today! What would you do in the following situations?

You are hosting a dinner party at your house for the local villa - Single Choice

  • Nothing. Those villagers will sit there awkwardly and hungrily until they leave of boredom. I'm too cheap to feed them a 9.3%
  • Drinks spiked with spider eye extract. NPCnocide, anyone? 2.3%
  • Speed potion, strength potion, night vision potion, and finally invisibility potions. 2.3%
  • Toast baked in the oven. In other words, BakedToast. 2.3%
  • Carrots, apples, baked potatoes, and eggs, all on bread. The ultimate sandwich. 11.6%
  • Gunpowder mixed with bonemeal. Don't even ask. 7%
  • Steak, blaze powder seasoning on it, some sugar cane gum, and a slice of cake. 14%
  • I porkchop minecraft. 9.3%
  • Puffer fish, salmon, squid meat... Gotta love omega-3, right? 0%
  • Rotten flesh... 4.7%
  • Cooked chicken, cookies, and a bucket of milk. 23.3%
  • Mushroom stew, a water bottle, and pumpkin pie for desert. 14%

Ended Jun 9, 2014

Poll: After this counselling session, how do you view yourself?

Who are you, really? Ask a villager today! What would you do in the following situations?

After this counselling session, how do you view yourself? - Single Choice

  • I am loud, obnoxious and arrogant, and the world revolves around me. 0%
  • I am a Goa'uld. Bow before my wrath and power! I also have a bit of a god complex. 4.7%
  • I'm just like you, BakedToast! Awesome! 4.7%
  • I am a quiet, shy, and sensitive person. 7%
  • I am a dark character and I keep to myself. I hate prodding curious people. 14%
  • I am jolly and love humor and fun. 11.6%
  • I am sarcastic and cynical. 7%
  • Rage! I am aggressive and need anger management but I'm not going to take it. 9.3%
  • I think I am a kind hearted, helpful person, with a few minor flaws... 41.9%

Ended Jun 9, 2014

Poll: You look back on the questions you just answered.

Who are you, really? Ask a villager today! What would you do in the following situations?

You look back on the questions you just answered. - Multiple Choice

  • This was a waste of my time. 23.3% of Users - 10 votes
  • I hated this poll, raged at almost every answer. Truly ridiculous. 4.7% of Users - 2 votes
  • I loved this poll, laughed at almost every answer. Truly ridiculous. 34.9% of Users - 15 votes
  • This totally felt like the character quiz. Which totally felt like fallout 3's G.O.A.T.... 23.3% of Users - 10 votes
  • What was this for again...? 41.9% of Users - 18 votes
  • This poll was a joke! None of it was serious! 20.9% of Users - 9 votes
  • I liked looking at the most common choices. 16.3% of Users - 7 votes
  • This poll really helped me identify my true charachter. 16.3% of Users - 7 votes

Ended Jun 9, 2014

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