Congratulations on reading this wonderful article. I can assure that when you are done reading these rules to Minecraftian morals and beliefs you will be an expert gentleman or lady at the top of the social class.
I: Anything named is automatically as superior as you and should never be harmed.
II: Testificates are retarded and almost useless. As such you should use everything at your disposal to defend them. The same is true for all other near useless or useless things.
III: Everything inferior to you (lesser people, unnamed animals, mobs) deserves to die. Build a giant death cannon and level everything for the good of the universe. Those who survive your massacre/genocide are superior and deserve to live with you. Surviving animals need to breed in your base so that yo may make the superior master pig race.
IV: When talking to a lady to dn't throw all of your poppies at her and vice versa. Treat him/her like they're normal people, not gods.
V: Genocide is okay, as long as it profits everyone else.
VI: Genocide against players is also okay, just be sure to do it cleanly. If this doesn't seem possible, level the place.
VII: Always collect up stray water and lava above ground. It's ugly.
VIII: At spawn walk in one direction. Every 1000 blocks make a wheat farm. Continue this until you reach an ocean. Do this in all directions. This is to help newcomers survive if they are travelling outwards.
IX: Cartography is a very good job. Explore mass amounts of the regoin in a fully zoomed out map. Then place your results in a item frame map near spawn for others to see.
X: Never repeatedly kill someone unless they have done something to you.
Congratulations, you are now a gentleman or a lady! Go use your new knowledge to be the best person ever!