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Lets make a list of ways to fail at minecraft, ill start.

1.dont hug a creeper

2. don't have a staring contest with a enderman

3. Don't call gold butter.

4. Don't mine a bunch of diamonds then fall into lava.

5. Do not anger the skeletons, you're only making it worse.

6. Don't dig straight down.

7. Don't try to pour water in the Nether.

8. don't tango with a zombie

9. Don't craft a diamond hoe.

Quote from TheGreatAsdf

6. Don't dig straight down.

11. Don't dig straight up

Quote from The_Builder999

don't hump the enderdragon

12. Don't go to the Forums and interrupt a thread by not using a number and just trying to make a joke.

13. Don't sleep in the The Nether/ The End

Quote from Lunar_Rain

13. Don't sleep in the The Nether/ The End

14. And if you do sleep in the End, be ABSOLUTELY SURE not to put the bed down INSIDE the End Farm. Oh... I'm getting flashbacks...

15. Don't aggravate an iron golem.

16: don't play parkour master while holding diamonds and by lava.17. don't bridge over lava while a skeleton is shooting at you.

20. Don't think lava is red water. (Someone in SMP once thought that. It was hilarious."Why does this red water kill me?!")

21. Don't die

22. don't go on a server and type "I am from planet minecraft op me so I can rate this server."

23. Don't break bedrock in creative