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Hide under the bed where he's too tall to get under.

Go back to sleep, too tired to deal with his crap.

I would avoid eye contact, lay back down, try to sleep and pray he teleports away.

If I don't die from an heart attack, spitting in his eyes would probably be the way to go. Spit contains water, and they get passive when touching water. I then would probably go into the shower and turn it on, for then I would be untouchable for it. After that, I don't know. Hope he despawns ?

If it doesn't look blocky like Minecraft, and it looked terrifying.. I would scream ._. If it does look JUST like it does in Minecraft today, blocky, the usual... some will call me stupid, but I would close my eyes and....... wait for it....... Give it a hug :3 Endermen are my favorite mob!! Other than spiders, at least... It's only hostile if you look at it, so I could hug it and nothing'll happen unless I look into it's eyes. ......Right? ._.

I would yell one word... Its a testamate to the soul and all words of power out there...
ALLONS-Y

I would get out of my room and get something from the kitchen to eat. I would chill in my basement with my laptop. It should be gone by the morning. If not, call the police.

Run into the basement and grab a gun.

Throw water on it.

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Throw water on it.

Oh yeah... Corrected version of mine-Run into the bathroom and get water to dump on it. Then run into the basement and get a gun to murder it.

My room would be flooded with my own urine and feces

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My room would be flooded with my own urine and feces

...That would make it teleport away due to the liquid.

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Oh yeah... Corrected version of mine-Run into the bathroom and get water to dump on it. Then run into the basement and get a gun to murder it.

The only firearms that would work are thise that shoot exlosive ammo. Why ? If I shoot a TNT cannon at an Enderman, he doesn't dodge.

Offer him a cinnamon pop-tart.

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The only firearms that would work are thise that shoot exlosive ammo. Why ? If I shoot a TNT cannon at an Enderman, he doesn't dodge.

Hmm... You're right............ I should just grab a machete instead!

Jump out of bed, grab my sword, and stand in my doorway where it can't hurt me, then kill it.

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Offer him a cinnamon pop-tart.

Oooh, can I have one too?

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Jump out of bed, grab my sword, and stand in my doorway where it can't hurt me, then kill it.


Oooh, can I have one too?

...You have a sword next to your bed?

I would go back to sleep, and try to be oblivious to the fact that there is a demonic entity standing next to me.

High five it, then make it some waterless hot chocolate.