ok heres a other one my freind did he built a city put in a self destruk but the thing was he place the butten right beside the one he used to
open a door the one day he pressed the worng butten and well you get the point BOOOOOOOOOOM.
The owner was very stupid in the way that he kept denying an accusation of sexting two minors of the server. This led to the banning of many people including me and people leaving including some of the staff. When staff who knew about his true nature confronted him (Via Ventrilo) and told him they were leaving the server he remained quiet and ignored them. The server was so nice yet there was always something off about the owner.
Friend: what is this yellow stuff and why does it fall on my head when I try to build a roof? *hes holding sand blocks while inside a hole a creeper just blew up in*
On a server that had just reset the map due to a game update, I was building my new base. Instead of my usual underground base built into the side of a ridge, I was trying to build a variation on my usual layout with an above-ground building for the first floor, but the lower levels pretty much unchanged. I was building in a swamp (side stupidity: I thought emerald ore spawned under swamp biomes due to some bad info on the official wiki) where the flat terrain necessitated this approach to base design. Early in the construction, however, I was concentrating on getting a mineshaft sunk down to bedrock level and digging out some underground farms, so the above-ground building was, for the time being, just a placeholder structure built out of dirt.
The server owner came by to visit one day and ended up spending the night in my dirt shelter. He decided to organize his inventory while he was here, and further decided to discard some junk items and blocks by going outside and throwing them into the swamp. At night. When I hadn't had a chance to light up the surrounding area yet. In a thunderstorm. Without checking for nearby mobs. As soon as he poked his nose outside my front door, a creeper exploded in his face. Then a second one while he tried ineffectually to replace the blown-away blocks of dirt around the doorway. Then a third hit me when I came upstairs to see what the noise was about. Then a fourth while I tried to help repair the damage. Between them they managed to not just destroy my front door, but blow damage deep enough inside to blast a couple of my chests, and then blast some of the spilled items into oblivion. Including the delivery of several gold bars that the server owner had been dropping off as his main reason to visit in the first place.
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"I think I'm starting to like this `programming' thing. It's about four times as fun as shaving." -- Notch, June 12, 2011
Idiots who refuse to read or spell simple words or have that god awful emo hoodie always turn out to be horrible players and pathetic morons that usallly get banned and those with awful names. So yeah thats about what 80% of minecraft players.Also those god awful planet minecraft scammers. I mean jesus christ its not COD.
They treat server owners like nice people who won't react.
A guy cames out of nowhere while I was harvesting some wood in the wild, I typed in chat:
Me: Can I help you?
Guy doesn't respond
Me: Hello?
He suddenly whips out a Dime sword and kept attacking me, I quickly block and counterattack him, when he died he dropped his diamond sword, pickaxe with Efficiency II and three diamonds, along with some iron and iron tools, I typed in chat:
Me: Thanks for the tools!
Guy: Noooooo
Haven't seen him around the server since.
Where is everyone?
- EVERYWHERE. People are everywhere in the world. They are most likely breaking blocks, or placing blocks. And honestly, what makes you think anyone is going to tell YOU!?
Hi, I represent planet minecraft and I need to become mod because blah blah blah
- You're an idiot. This didn't work a year ago, it's not going to work now. Maybe some random server owned by ill informed people, or people who simply can't see through that bull crap.
How do I become mod?
- Not by asking for it! As a matter of fact, you asking how to become mod gives you an 85% less of a chance of actually becoming a moderator.
Well, I had a friend who believed that the Shadow of Israphel series used AIs. Really.
Then when the Yogscast started tekkit, he thought they had somehow added voice to the AIs. I told him that those were people and they had channels too, but he didn't believe me.
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Here is my signature. If you like it, I am amazed.
Idiots who refuse to read or spell simple words or have that god awful emo hoodie always turn out to be horrible players and pathetic morons that usallly get banned and those with awful names. So yeah thats about what 80% of minecraft players.Also those god awful planet minecraft scammers. I mean jesus christ its not COD.
They treat server owners like nice people who won't react.
I support the genocide of idiots.
These are the exact thoughts I had when I read the OP.
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"The Universe is trying to kill you. Outsmart the Universe."
--Neil deGrasse Tyson
*Noobly has joined*
everyone: Hello (or ello or hey or in my case salutations)
Noobly: i need a mentor, is anyone here able to do that
Me:Sure
Noobly:What do i do
Me:YOU MINE THINGS. THEN CRAFT THINGS ITD NOT THAT COMPLICATED
*Noobly has joined*
everyone: Hello (or ello or hey or in my case salutations)
Noobly: i need a mentor, is anyone here able to do that
Me:Sure
Noobly:What do i do
Me:YOU MINE THINGS. THEN CRAFT THINGS ITD NOT THAT COMPLICATED
heh
"Hey my friend just joined can someone please give him god and diamond stuff?!?!?!?!?!?!??!1/1/1/"
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When you dig into space, you get me, a galactic shovel. When you dig into the ground, you get an overworld potato.
So, i had a giant castle made of Stonebricks. This guy came up up to my castle, and said "Wow! i found a stronghold!" he climbed over the wall with dirt. And started wandering around in it like an id***. Asking weird questions like "Wheres the End portal" Me and the other players keep't saying "Its not a strong hold, Its gisli's house!" then he said "Right i'm not that stupid -.- i'm pretty sure this is a stronghold. I'm a Minecraft pro trust me." I'm still unsure to this day if this kid was a just a troll or an id***.
open a door the one day he pressed the worng butten and well you get the point BOOOOOOOOOOM.
Someone also did the same thing with Coal
Me: "A piece of coal and a stick"
My friend: *Puts coal under stick in crafting table* "It didnt work."
XD
XD
The server owner came by to visit one day and ended up spending the night in my dirt shelter. He decided to organize his inventory while he was here, and further decided to discard some junk items and blocks by going outside and throwing them into the swamp. At night. When I hadn't had a chance to light up the surrounding area yet. In a thunderstorm. Without checking for nearby mobs. As soon as he poked his nose outside my front door, a creeper exploded in his face. Then a second one while he tried ineffectually to replace the blown-away blocks of dirt around the doorway. Then a third hit me when I came upstairs to see what the noise was about. Then a fourth while I tried to help repair the damage. Between them they managed to not just destroy my front door, but blow damage deep enough inside to blast a couple of my chests, and then blast some of the spilled items into oblivion. Including the delivery of several gold bars that the server owner had been dropping off as his main reason to visit in the first place.
They treat server owners like nice people who won't react.
I support the genocide of idiots.
Me: Can I help you?
Guy doesn't respond
Me: Hello?
He suddenly whips out a Dime sword and kept attacking me, I quickly block and counterattack him, when he died he dropped his diamond sword, pickaxe with Efficiency II and three diamonds, along with some iron and iron tools, I typed in chat:
Me: Thanks for the tools!
Guy: Noooooo
Haven't seen him around the server since.
- EVERYWHERE. People are everywhere in the world. They are most likely breaking blocks, or placing blocks. And honestly, what makes you think anyone is going to tell YOU!?
Hi, I represent planet minecraft and I need to become mod because blah blah blah
- You're an idiot. This didn't work a year ago, it's not going to work now. Maybe some random server owned by ill informed people, or people who simply can't see through that bull crap.
How do I become mod?
- Not by asking for it! As a matter of fact, you asking how to become mod gives you an 85% less of a chance of actually becoming a moderator.
http://www.youtube.com/dozacraft
Then when the Yogscast started tekkit, he thought they had somehow added voice to the AIs. I told him that those were people and they had channels too, but he didn't believe me.
I honestly cringed at this.
The owner tnt bombed it and his only excuse was:
"We put it on youtube"
I left the server immediately.
These are the exact thoughts I had when I read the OP.
--Neil deGrasse Tyson
everyone: Hello (or ello or hey or in my case salutations)
Noobly: i need a mentor, is anyone here able to do that
Me:Sure
Noobly:What do i do
Me:YOU MINE THINGS. THEN CRAFT THINGS ITD NOT THAT COMPLICATED
heh
"Hey my friend just joined can someone please give him god and diamond stuff?!?!?!?!?!?!??!1/1/1/"