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Quote from jpmrocks

What's the difference between a greifer and a ghast?

The ghast stops crying when you kill it the first time.

This is the only good one.

Q: What is the difference between an admin and a Zombie Pigman.

A: A Zombie Pigman doesn't mess with you unless you do something.

Quote from BodOwens

This is the only good one.

agreed.

Q: What's green and has 4 wheels?

A: A creeper. I lied about the wheels

If Santan was the father of lies, does that mean he baked the first cake?

The topic is minecraft jokes. Not minecraft put me to sleep. only one that i like.... EpicEnderMiner
I like it

Quote from jpmrocks

What's the difference between a greifer and a ghast?

The ghast stops crying when you kill it the first time.

Maybe the funnies one here.

Or to be more precise, the only funny one.

How does Steve get his exercise?

He runs around the block.

What's the national sport of Minecraft?

Boxing.

Quote from Calfeggs

Or to be more precise, the only funny one.

Correct. That is the only funny one.