This is the place where you can share your Minecraft jokes, whether you made them up or heard them somewhere. Here are some I made up:
Q: What do youcall a room full of zombies? A: Dead meat.
Q: What do you call a room full of skeletons and creepers? A: Music to my ears.
Q: You wake up on a small island there is no land for miles around, and there are no trees. How do you survive? A: Create a new world.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Check out my youtube channel, where I post Minecraft videos every couple of days! My YouTube Channel: Tkl1234567890 (Lorenztanner71)
Hold on I got one
'A creeper blows you up and you spawn in the middle of nowhere in the night and you keep getting killed, whet do you do.
You rage quit.
Q: What do youcall a room full of zombies? A: Dead meat.
Q: What do you call a room full of skeletons and creepers? A: Music to my ears.
Q: You wake up on a small island there is no land for miles around, and there are no trees. How do you survive? A: Create a new world.
My YouTube Channel:
Tkl1234567890 (Lorenztanner71)
Q: How much Endermen do you need to screw on a Redstone Lamp?
A: One.
Btw, that's the most original joke in the world and you know it.
I forgot the rest.
HAHAHAHAHA BEST JOKE!!!! I DESERVE A COOKIE!!!
I do.
Carrots
Q: So you are trapped in a room with nothing but creepers, zombies, and skeletons.
What gets killed first?
A: You, because you can't kill all of them!
both explode, except for the dirt block
Agreed! I knew that would be the case.
I died reading this
I make bad jokes..
Steve: What?
*BOOM*
you're not even real are you
okay anyway here's one...
what do you get when you eat all the potatoes
Corny Joke #9001
go away
The ghast stops crying when you kill it the first time.
A: It's top-notch!
That... that's actually very clever. xD
Who's there?
Stupid idiotic minecraft joke.
Only good one here IMHO.