We are looking for some creative / funny puns to put on our Minecraft host's website under the title. Much like what Minecraft has now on their launcher.
We are trying to put things that portray an sense of humor towards game server hosting, minecraft, plugins, mods, java, etc and put these below our title.
If you have any suggestions on puns / jokes / one liners we should include in our rotation of random "subtitles" then please reply to this thread! We would be happy to include them on our website!
So far we include the following:
- Not as chewy as you would think";
- Because what would be a title without a subtitle?";
- Dig dig dig dig...";
- Over 1 Billion Blocks Served";
- Did we mention that you get dedicated RAM?";
- EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005)";
- OMG I FOUND DIAMONDS!";
- We like our Java with 2 Sugars and 1 Cream!";
- Funny how these things change eh?";
- For complete and healthy breakfast!";
- How many times have you refreshed this?";
- Contact us! Put your pun here!";
- Books, Damn I love books!";
- Sorry, We do not accept emeralds.";
- You could pay us in gum...";
- Creeper? I hardly even knew her!";
- May the craft be with you.";
- can i has sum 46 pl0x?";
- CAUTION: Will contain large amounts of awesome!";
- Two creepers walk into a bar...";
- WARNING: May consume your life...";
- Soothing trypophobes since 2009!";
- Got flint?";
"Java sux0rz!" (Sorry, couldn't help myself there. )
"No cubes allowed."
"0.382% moar pixels!"
"Two creepers walk into a bar...."
"Warning: contains Mining and Crafting."
"100% throwable items!"
"Pimpin' like a pimp on Pim's Avenue." (Try saying it real fast-like.)
"Caution: may be enjoyable."
"Caution: may contain traces of awesome."
"In the jungle, the mighty ju-RUN AWAY!"
"I eat Minecraft for breakfast, minecraft for lunch and when I craft my minecraft's craft it's all mine."
"Soothing trypophobes since (whatever year you want here. I'd go for 1835, but that's just me)."
"Creating entitled ****s since (....)"
"The grass is green, the sky is blue....wtf is that sound?"
"Google, ring a bell?"
"I used to craft, like you but the-" *stabs* "You died? "
Bit of a buck-shot but it might just contain some humour. (Yeah, I like randomness....)
Also: try a google search, there's thousands of those on these forums and all over the webs. Don't forget to ask for permission, though.
Edit: afaik, they're all thought up by me in the past couple of minutes. If any of these seem plagiarized, please let me know and I'll either credit or remove it.
Moar edit, wont be making new posts. Just editing more in when I think of them: