"Science isn't a matter of WHY, it's a matter of WHY NOT? WHY is so much of our science dangerous? Why don't you marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why don't you invent a special safety door that won't slam you in the butt on your way out? BECAUSE YOU ARE FIRED!" -Cave Johnson
Minecraft is announced to be officially released sometime in the near future. Players realize that no more new features will be added for them to ragequit for. Everyone shoots themselves; Mojang goes bankrupt.
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"I-I didn't know you could do that!"
"I could write a BOOK about what you don't know!" ~Skeletor
8th June 2143:
Notch adds guns into Minecraft Beta 1.9_Prerelease 75476. People rage and complain about Minecraft becoming too much of a FPS. Mojang (for the 9478th time) goes bankrupt.
Oh I forgot. 18th November 2011:
Notch officially releases Minecraft Beta 1.9_Prelease 7. Notch celebrates by using all of Mojang's money to buy himself into cryo-sleep, so he can wake up in 131 years. Mojang goes bankrupt.