note: Then I mention a group of people in my posts, i mean the majority of information i have seen from that group, and my statement may not be accurate for every individual in that group.
notch adds charcoal. many people dont know how to acquire the item then ragequit after running out of coal. mojang goes bankrupt.
june 30th 9001
notch adds user birthday features to minecraft beta 1.9 prerelease 1337. everyone gets sick of cake spamming and ragequit to TF2. birthday features are there as well. everyone ragequits life. there are only 3 people left in the world and one of them is notch. mojang goes bankrupt.
Notch adds a "Survival" mode in which you are still indestructible. What the hell is this guy smoking? Everybody quits playing Minecraft; Mojang goes bankrupt.
August 18, 2009
Wait, players can actually DIE in Survival mode now? NOOOOOO!! Everybody quits playing Minecraft; Mojang goes bankrupt.
I didn't think it was sarcasm at first because you're a fervent critic of Notch and Minecraft
Dude, WTF are you talking about? I'm only a fervent critic of stats, achievements, hunger, experience, and all things End-related. I sometimes poke fun at Notch, but only in jest.
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416 stone 296 stone slab (150 blocks) 149 stone stairs (228 blocks)
With the commercial release having been pushed one week later than originally promised, the userbase manages to continue to expand, despite Mojang being dicks like that. HOWEVER! almost two weeks later, no word on any further updates? Clearly this Minecraft thing was a scam. Mojang goes bankrupt.
Minecraft logo is changed. Everyone is angry because the old logo made more sense, as everything in Minecraft is made out of blocks and NOT LETTERS. Also, Locked Chests? Seriously? Bunch of MONEY GRUBBING BASTARDS. Everybody quits playing Minecraft; Mojang goes bankrupt.
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I still use "I" as my inventory key. Everyone who doesn't press "I" is wrong. How can people who press "e" live with themselves?
Mojang stops working on alpha and releases some new ******** game, beta. Everybody stops playing minecraft, Mojang goes bankrupt.
December 22, 2010
Mojang adds Christmas capes to celebrate the Yule tide season. Everybody is so happy that these days are officially referred to as the āGolden Ageā of minecraft. World peace is achieved.
December 26, 2011
The Christmas capeās disappearance leaves the majority of the world so distraught that WWIII breaks out, killing millions upon millions. Everybody blames Mojang, stops playing minecraft, and Mojang goes bankrupt.
January 13, 2011
Notch adds cake, but it was so vastly overpowered that everyone quits playing minecraft, Mojang goes bankrupt.
January 21, 2011
āInk sacksā are now called āInk sacsā leaving to everyone looking like a tool when they start cracking tea bagging jokes. In shame, everybody quits playing minecraft, Mojang goes bankrupt.
February 21, 2011
New client added but was too complicated to download or use. Everybody quits playing minecraft, Mojang goes bankrupt.
February 22, 2011
Minecraft updates to Beta 1.3 which is later referred to as the āfurry lover updateā. This update attracts mountains of furries to the community. Hating the new community, everybody quits playing minecraft, Mojang goes bankrupt.
February 23, 2011
Mojang makes it so dependencies to java 1.6 are gone. Splitting the community into elitists and noobs. Everybody quits playing minecraft, Mojang goes bankrupt.
March 31, 2011
Notch adds wolves to minecraft, spiking a sudden increase in furry lovers in the community despite the last great purge that wiped them out. Everybody quits playing minecraft, Mojang goes bankrupt.
April 1, 2011
Notch adds a limited edition glowing chest that gives a gag link to a minecraft cash shop. The community immediately over reacts thinking this is a foreshadow to an actual cash shop and they stop playing minecraft, Mojang goes bankrupt.
April 19, 2011
Notch is such an asshole that he re-adds weather to minecraft, again leaving it virtually unplayable by any computer older than 16 years. Everybody rages, and quits playing minecraft, Mojang goes bankrupt.
May 26, 2011
Mojang fixes a huge list of bugs and people are no longer able to exploit the game as severally. In spite, everybody quits playing minecraft, Mojang goes bankrupt
June 30, 2011
Because Notch is such an asshole, he purposely adds a bug where if you right click on a sheep, it crashes the game. Everybody stops playing minecraft, Mojang goes Bankrupt.
September 10, 2011
Everybody comes to the stunning realization that Notch is a lazy asshole who is doing nothing instead of working on the game. Everybody quits playing minecraft, Mojang goes bankrupt.
September 12, 2011
unrelated news: Everybody who quit minecraft (which is everybody) decides they are going to insult Notch and call him a lazy ***** on his twitter, while he is pulling an all nighter working on minecraft.
Notch snaps at fans for no reason when they are trying to voice their helpful opinion. In disgust, everybody quits playing minecraft, Mojang goes bankrupt.
September 14, 2011
The adventure update comes out. Minecraft is no longer a game about camping in your base forever. Also Endermen are added, making the game virtually unplayable with their ability to destroy entire landscapes in a matter of seconds. Everybody rage quits, Mojang goes bankrupt.
October 10, 2011
Everybody can no longer live with the change that has happened to minecraft because everybody suffers from autism. Itās entire fan base commits suicide, Mojang goes bankrupt and is the most notorious mass murderer of the decade.
November 18, 2011
Minecraft officially releases. However, too many noobs and posers within the community associate the fantasy elements with RPG elements. These supposed āRPGā elements tarnish the minecraft name forever, on what was an otherwise perfect product. Everybody quits playing minecraft, Mojang goes bankrupt.
I just love the fact that some people STILL don't get that this is sarcasm. :biggrin.gif:
I got it. I just am amazed at the amount of complaining some people are doing. Really inexpensive game that allows you to do whatever you want within very broad parameters. I think people have turned bitching about it into a game in itself. As for BlackMonarch, I enjoy his wit.
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"We shape our buildings, thereafter they shape us." - David Allen Coe
This is really funny because your making out that Minecraft is unpopular and no one plays it, while there are ALOT of people thta play. Also your "facts" as to why mojang has killed Minecraft are all signs of development changes, if people don't like change during alpha then why did they buy it in alpha?
This is really funny because your making out that Minecraft is unpopular and no one plays it, while there are ALOT of people thta play. Also your "facts" as to why mojang has killed Minecraft are all signs of development changes, if people don't like change during alpha then why did they buy it in alpha?
He was being sarcastic. This post was meant to represent the amount of people who complain on the forums during every update. Did you ever check the beta 1.8 section or the beta 1.9 section of the forums? It's full of people... whining all day. Some about how the sun and moon being round in one of the pre-releases would ruin minecraft. Others saying that minecraft is now unplayable because you couldn't spam the jump button in one of the pre-releases. This post was intended to be humourous at those people's expense.
unrelated news: Everybody who quit minecraft (which is everybody) decides they are going to insult Notch and call him a lazy ***** on his twitter, while he is pulling an all nighter working on minecraft.
Notch snaps at fans for no reason when they are trying to voice their helpful opinion. In disgust, everybody quits playing minecraft, Mojang goes bankrupt.
I should state that this quote is somewhat ironic. People were calling Notch lazy and insulting him on twitter while he was working an all nighter coding minecraft. And he did snap at them. They probably did think they were just "voicing their opinion"
Notch improves the NPCs. Nickelodeon sues Mojang for using Squidward as an NPC. Mojang goes bankrupt.
Notch sure got a lot of insurance money to cover being bankrupt 20 times.
OP, Y U no rage aboout testificates
When i saw this topic i were like this :blink.gif:
While reading i where like this :mellow.gif:
When i finished reading i went back to this :blink.gif:
june 30th 9001
notch adds user birthday features to minecraft beta 1.9 prerelease 1337. everyone gets sick of cake spamming and ragequit to TF2. birthday features are there as well. everyone ragequits life. there are only 3 people left in the world and one of them is notch. mojang goes bankrupt.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
This sums up the Minecraft forums perfectly.
Dude, WTF are you talking about? I'm only a fervent critic of stats, achievements, hunger, experience, and all things End-related. I sometimes poke fun at Notch, but only in jest.
416 stone
296 stone slab (150 blocks)
149 stone stairs (228 blocks)
794 total stone
1082 blackstone
174 blackstone slab (87 blocks)
52 blackstone stairs (78 blocks)
1247 total blackstone
(not counting drawbridges and portcullises)
With the commercial release having been pushed one week later than originally promised, the userbase manages to continue to expand, despite Mojang being dicks like that. HOWEVER! almost two weeks later, no word on any further updates? Clearly this Minecraft thing was a scam. Mojang goes bankrupt.
You will find me crying in the corner...
Minecraft logo is changed. Everyone is angry because the old logo made more sense, as everything in Minecraft is made out of blocks and NOT LETTERS. Also, Locked Chests? Seriously? Bunch of MONEY GRUBBING BASTARDS. Everybody quits playing Minecraft; Mojang goes bankrupt.
I still use "I" as my inventory key. Everyone who doesn't press "I" is wrong. How can people who press "e" live with themselves?
Mojang stops working on alpha and releases some new ******** game, beta. Everybody stops playing minecraft, Mojang goes bankrupt.
December 22, 2010
Mojang adds Christmas capes to celebrate the Yule tide season. Everybody is so happy that these days are officially referred to as the āGolden Ageā of minecraft. World peace is achieved.
December 26, 2011
The Christmas capeās disappearance leaves the majority of the world so distraught that WWIII breaks out, killing millions upon millions. Everybody blames Mojang, stops playing minecraft, and Mojang goes bankrupt.
January 13, 2011
Notch adds cake, but it was so vastly overpowered that everyone quits playing minecraft, Mojang goes bankrupt.
January 21, 2011
āInk sacksā are now called āInk sacsā leaving to everyone looking like a tool when they start cracking tea bagging jokes. In shame, everybody quits playing minecraft, Mojang goes bankrupt.
February 21, 2011
New client added but was too complicated to download or use. Everybody quits playing minecraft, Mojang goes bankrupt.
February 22, 2011
Minecraft updates to Beta 1.3 which is later referred to as the āfurry lover updateā. This update attracts mountains of furries to the community. Hating the new community, everybody quits playing minecraft, Mojang goes bankrupt.
February 23, 2011
Mojang makes it so dependencies to java 1.6 are gone. Splitting the community into elitists and noobs. Everybody quits playing minecraft, Mojang goes bankrupt.
March 31, 2011
Notch adds wolves to minecraft, spiking a sudden increase in furry lovers in the community despite the last great purge that wiped them out. Everybody quits playing minecraft, Mojang goes bankrupt.
April 1, 2011
Notch adds a limited edition glowing chest that gives a gag link to a minecraft cash shop. The community immediately over reacts thinking this is a foreshadow to an actual cash shop and they stop playing minecraft, Mojang goes bankrupt.
April 19, 2011
Notch is such an asshole that he re-adds weather to minecraft, again leaving it virtually unplayable by any computer older than 16 years. Everybody rages, and quits playing minecraft, Mojang goes bankrupt.
May 26, 2011
Mojang fixes a huge list of bugs and people are no longer able to exploit the game as severally. In spite, everybody quits playing minecraft, Mojang goes bankrupt
June 30, 2011
Because Notch is such an asshole, he purposely adds a bug where if you right click on a sheep, it crashes the game. Everybody stops playing minecraft, Mojang goes Bankrupt.
September 10, 2011
Everybody comes to the stunning realization that Notch is a lazy asshole who is doing nothing instead of working on the game. Everybody quits playing minecraft, Mojang goes bankrupt.
September 12, 2011
unrelated news: Everybody who quit minecraft (which is everybody) decides they are going to insult Notch and call him a lazy ***** on his twitter, while he is pulling an all nighter working on minecraft.
Notch snaps at fans for no reason when they are trying to voice their helpful opinion. In disgust, everybody quits playing minecraft, Mojang goes bankrupt.
September 14, 2011
The adventure update comes out. Minecraft is no longer a game about camping in your base forever. Also Endermen are added, making the game virtually unplayable with their ability to destroy entire landscapes in a matter of seconds. Everybody rage quits, Mojang goes bankrupt.
October 10, 2011
Everybody can no longer live with the change that has happened to minecraft because everybody suffers from autism. Itās entire fan base commits suicide, Mojang goes bankrupt and is the most notorious mass murderer of the decade.
November 18, 2011
Minecraft officially releases. However, too many noobs and posers within the community associate the fantasy elements with RPG elements. These supposed āRPGā elements tarnish the minecraft name forever, on what was an otherwise perfect product. Everybody quits playing minecraft, Mojang goes bankrupt.
I got it. I just am amazed at the amount of complaining some people are doing. Really inexpensive game that allows you to do whatever you want within very broad parameters. I think people have turned bitching about it into a game in itself. As for BlackMonarch, I enjoy his wit.
"We shape our buildings, thereafter they shape us." - David Allen Coe
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He was being sarcastic. This post was meant to represent the amount of people who complain on the forums during every update. Did you ever check the beta 1.8 section or the beta 1.9 section of the forums? It's full of people... whining all day. Some about how the sun and moon being round in one of the pre-releases would ruin minecraft. Others saying that minecraft is now unplayable because you couldn't spam the jump button in one of the pre-releases. This post was intended to be humourous at those people's expense.
I should state that this quote is somewhat ironic. People were calling Notch lazy and insulting him on twitter while he was working an all nighter coding minecraft. And he did snap at them. They probably did think they were just "voicing their opinion"