Mojang has gone bankrupt over 20 times, damn they can really bounce back :dry.gif:
They took the bailout, republican players get pissed, start smear campaign against Minecraft, Mojang goes bankrupt, takes bailout again starts own campaign called WINNING!!!
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It doesn't matter whether I support or object to the subject at hand, if your argument is stupid I am against you.
"Science isn't a matter of WHY, it's a matter of WHY NOT? WHY is so much of our science dangerous? Why don't you marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why don't you invent a special safety door that won't slam you in the butt on your way out? BECAUSE YOU ARE FIRED!" -Cave Johnson
If facebook, Myspace, and Twitter were all destroyed, 90% of teens would go insane. And when that happens, the 10% of us who didn't go insane will be laughing at them.
Early November:
Minecraft is announced to be officially released sometime in the near future. Players realize that no more new features will be added for them to ragequit for. Everyone shoots themselves; Mojang goes bankrupt.
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"I-I didn't know you could do that!"
"I could write a BOOK about what you don't know!" ~Skeletor
'Minecraft 1.0' is released, Minecrafters go insane after realising that there is no longer a beta tag whipped on the side of 'Minecraft', they then quit the game. Mojang goes bankrupt.
8th June 2143:
Notch adds guns into Minecraft Beta 1.9_Prerelease 75476. People rage and complain about Minecraft becoming too much of a FPS. Mojang (for the 9478th time) goes bankrupt.
8th June 2143:
Notch adds guns into Minecraft Beta 1.9_Prerelease 75476. People rage and complain about Minecraft becoming too much of a FPS. Mojang (for the 9478th time) goes bankrupt.
Oh I forgot. 18th November 2011:
Notch officially releases Minecraft Beta 1.9_Prelease 7. Notch celebrates by using all of Mojang's money to buy himself into cryo-sleep, so he can wake up in 131 years. Mojang goes bankrupt.
YOU DONG HEAD.
They took the bailout, republican players get pissed, start smear campaign against Minecraft, Mojang goes bankrupt, takes bailout again starts own campaign called WINNING!!!
It doesn't matter whether I support or object to the subject at hand, if your argument is stupid I am against you.
Mostly moved on. May check back a few times a year.
Minecraft officially releases.
This is generally seen as a bad move by players, who quit. Mojang goes bankrupt.
November 12,2011
Mad Minecrafter Disses Minecraft After Paying For It. Mojang Gets Rich
Notch adds phases to the moon and makes the moon and sun round, ruining Minecraft forever. Players quit; Mojang goes bankrupt.
November 11, 2011
Sun and Moon are square again. Players quit; Mojang goes bankrupt.
Mostly moved on. May check back a few times a year.
Always open to critique and suggestions. (:
Minecraft is announced to be officially released sometime in the near future. Players realize that no more new features will be added for them to ragequit for. Everyone shoots themselves; Mojang goes bankrupt.
Magic Chest Mod - Wood On Steroids.
"Will you be eating that cake?...
Say what you want, but I will be taking the cake."
Then started raging because its all true.
'Minecraft 1.0' is released, Minecrafters go insane after realising that there is no longer a beta tag whipped on the side of 'Minecraft', they then quit the game. Mojang goes bankrupt.
January 29, 2010
Notch adds something called "crafting" to a game called "Minecraft". Everybody gets confused and quits playing; Mojang goes bankrupt.
is serious...
Notch adds guns into Minecraft Beta 1.9_Prerelease 75476. People rage and complain about Minecraft becoming too much of a FPS. Mojang (for the 9478th time) goes bankrupt.
Every hated the changes, quit the game.
Minecraft goes bankrupt.
Your an idiot, its meant to be funny
Oh I forgot.
18th November 2011:
Notch officially releases Minecraft Beta 1.9_Prelease 7. Notch celebrates by using all of Mojang's money to buy himself into cryo-sleep, so he can wake up in 131 years. Mojang goes bankrupt.