Notch begins working on "Cave Game", but doesn't release it to the public because he's a **** like that. Everybody gets angry and quits playing Cave Game; Mojang goes bankrupt.
May 14, 2009
"Cave Game" is renamed "Minecraft: Order of the Stone" or some ********. Everybody gets angry about the new name and quits playing; Mojang goes bankrupt.
May 17, 2009
Minecraft is released to the public (AKA n00bs and posers) for the first time ever. Everybody quits playing Minecraft so they won't be mistaken for a n00b or poser; Mojang goes bankrupt.
June 1, 2009
Multiplayer functionality is theoretically added, but the public doesn't have access to it because Mojang is a bunch of dicks like that. Everybody quits playing Minecraft; Mojang goes bankrupt.
June 8, 2009
Multiplayer functionality is released to the public. Everybody quits playing Minecraft in order to avoid interacting with the n00bs and posers; Mojang goes bankrupt.
July 11, 2009
Notch implements the "options" screen. Options, Notch? Seriously? You wanted players to have OPTIONS? Everybody quits playing Minecraft; Mojang goes bankrupt.
August 4, 2009
Notch adds a "Survival" mode in which you are still indestructible. What the hell is this guy smoking? Everybody quits playing Minecraft; Mojang goes bankrupt.
August 18, 2009
Wait, players can actually DIE in Survival mode now? NOOOOOO!! Everybody quits playing Minecraft; Mojang goes bankrupt.
August 31, 2009
Creepers make Minecraft effectively unplayable. Everybody ragequits; Mojang goes bankrupt.
October 22, 2009
Rain makes Minecraft so laggy as to be unplayable on any computer made more than 15 years ago. Everybody ragequits; Mojang goes bankrupt.
December 23, 2009
Development on Classic ceases; Notch focuses all of his attention on some new game called "Indev". Everybody quits playing; Mojang goes bankrupt.
January 29, 2010
Notch adds something called "crafting" to a game called "Minecraft". Everybody gets confused and quits playing; Mojang goes bankrupt.
February 5, 2010
Adjustable difficulty, including a "peaceful" setting? You added a PEACEFUL setting to SURVIVAL mode, Notch? Blasphemy! Everybody quits playing Minecraft; Mojang goes bankrupt.
February 6, 2010
Minecraft as we know it ceases to exist, and becomes all about farming instead. Everybody quits playing Minecraft; Mojang goes bankrupt.
February 27, 2010
Notch abandons Indev to work on some new game called "Infdev". Everybody quits playing; Mojang goes bankrupt.
June 17, 2010
Notch adds the ability to die of suffocation when glitches entomb you in solid blocks, making the game unplayable. Everybody ragequits; Mojang goes bankrupt.
July 3, 2010
Wool now regrows on sheared sheep. Nobody ever complains about sheep again, nor suggests how they can be further improved.
July 9, 2010
Notch adds worthless Hoth biome and several new bugs, just because he's a **** like that. Everybody quits playing Minecraft; Mojang goes bankrupt.
July 16, 2010
Notch continues dicking around with the Hoth biome and adds even MORE bugs, just because he's a **** like that. Everybody quits playing Minecraft; Mojang goes bankrupt.
July 22, 2010
Notch finally allows us to play multiplayer survival, but only on the Mojang server, and only if we're invited, because Mojang is a bunch of dicks like that. Everybody who doesn't get invited quits playing Minecraft in a jealous rage; Mojang goes bankrupt.
August 4, 2010
Alpha is released, finally allowing any seven-year-old retard to set up his or her own multiplayer survival server. Everybody quits playing Minecraft because there aren't any "good" servers; Mojang goes bankrupt.
August 20, 2010
Notch adds several new bugs, just because he's a **** like that. Everybody quits playing Minecraft; Mojang goes bankrupt.
October 30, 2010
The Halloween update adds a completely ******** "hell" dimension to what was otherwise a flawlessly realistic game. Everybody quits playing Minecraft; Mojang goes bankrupt.
dude, 4,000,000 people have bought minecraft and people never stopped playing minecraft from the halloween update in fact, it got new people I stopped after the halloween update and laughed to death XD
The Full Release is going to come out very soon, but Notch hasn't released it yet, because he's a **** like that. Everybody throws their computer because they have Minecraft in it and bought a new one WITHOUT Minecraft, and thus "Minecraft" is now called "Minecrap" with only 1 server and 1 person in it whose name is "Notch" that's a ****ing dipshit that smokes weed and rapes little boys down the alley with gay Ghasts.
hahaha too many bankrupts, so you're saying you've been playing MC from a long time ago and hating it, but still being a considerable participant in the forums and probably you still play it?? you really have a problem boy :tongue.gif:
I just love the fact that some people STILL don't get that this is sarcasm. :biggrin.gif:
I know, I was laughing so hard while I read this, then I started reading the comments and was unable to breath for about 3 minutes... I wonder if anyone has actually died from laughter...
I know, I was laughing so hard while I read this, then I started reading the comments and was unable to breath for about 3 minutes... I wonder if anyone has actually died from laughter...
RIP "jcdesimp" (incase you couldn't tell, people, that was also sarcasm, JUST LIKE THIS POST!)
The Full Release is going to come out very soon, but Notch hasn't released it yet, because he's a **** like that. Everybody throws their computer because they have Minecraft in it and bought a new one WITHOUT Minecraft, and thus "Minecraft" is now called "Minecrap" with only 1 server and 1 person in it whose name is "Notch" that's a ****ing dipshit that smokes weed and rapes little boys down the alley with gay Ghasts.
Notch begins working on "Cave Game", but doesn't release it to the public because he's a **** like that. Everybody gets angry and quits playing Cave Game; Mojang goes bankrupt.
May 14, 2009
"Cave Game" is renamed "Minecraft: Order of the Stone" or some ********. Everybody gets angry about the new name and quits playing; Mojang goes bankrupt.
May 17, 2009
Minecraft is released to the public (AKA n00bs and posers) for the first time ever. Everybody quits playing Minecraft so they won't be mistaken for a n00b or poser; Mojang goes bankrupt.
June 1, 2009
Multiplayer functionality is theoretically added, but the public doesn't have access to it because Mojang is a bunch of dicks like that. Everybody quits playing Minecraft; Mojang goes bankrupt.
June 8, 2009
Multiplayer functionality is released to the public. Everybody quits playing Minecraft in order to avoid interacting with the n00bs and posers; Mojang goes bankrupt.
July 11, 2009
Notch implements the "options" screen. Options, Notch? Seriously? You wanted players to have OPTIONS? Everybody quits playing Minecraft; Mojang goes bankrupt.
August 4, 2009
Notch adds a "Survival" mode in which you are still indestructible. What the hell is this guy smoking? Everybody quits playing Minecraft; Mojang goes bankrupt.
August 18, 2009
Wait, players can actually DIE in Survival mode now? NOOOOOO!! Everybody quits playing Minecraft; Mojang goes bankrupt.
August 31, 2009
Creepers make Minecraft effectively unplayable. Everybody ragequits; Mojang goes bankrupt.
October 22, 2009
Rain makes Minecraft so laggy as to be unplayable on any computer made more than 15 years ago. Everybody ragequits; Mojang goes bankrupt.
December 23, 2009
Development on Classic ceases; Notch focuses all of his attention on some new game called "Indev". Everybody quits playing; Mojang goes bankrupt.
January 29, 2010
Notch adds something called "crafting" to a game called "Minecraft". Everybody gets confused and quits playing; Mojang goes bankrupt.
February 5, 2010
Adjustable difficulty, including a "peaceful" setting? You added a PEACEFUL setting to SURVIVAL mode, Notch? Blasphemy! Everybody quits playing Minecraft; Mojang goes bankrupt.
February 6, 2010
Minecraft as we know it ceases to exist, and becomes all about farming instead. Everybody quits playing Minecraft; Mojang goes bankrupt.
February 27, 2010
Notch abandons Indev to work on some new game called "Infdev". Everybody quits playing; Mojang goes bankrupt.
June 17, 2010
Notch adds the ability to die of suffocation when glitches entomb you in solid blocks, making the game unplayable. Everybody ragequits; Mojang goes bankrupt.
July 3, 2010
Wool now regrows on sheared sheep. Nobody ever complains about sheep again, nor suggests how they can be further improved.
July 9, 2010
Notch adds worthless Hoth biome and several new bugs, just because he's a **** like that. Everybody quits playing Minecraft; Mojang goes bankrupt.
July 16, 2010
Notch continues dicking around with the Hoth biome and adds even MORE bugs, just because he's a **** like that. Everybody quits playing Minecraft; Mojang goes bankrupt.
July 22, 2010
Notch finally allows us to play multiplayer survival, but only on the Mojang server, and only if we're invited, because Mojang is a bunch of dicks like that. Everybody who doesn't get invited quits playing Minecraft in a jealous rage; Mojang goes bankrupt.
August 4, 2010
Alpha is released, finally allowing any seven-year-old retard to set up his or her own multiplayer survival server. Everybody quits playing Minecraft because there aren't any "good" servers; Mojang goes bankrupt.
August 20, 2010
Notch adds several new bugs, just because he's a **** like that. Everybody quits playing Minecraft; Mojang goes bankrupt.
October 30, 2010
The Halloween update adds a completely ******** "hell" dimension to what was otherwise a flawlessly realistic game. Everybody quits playing Minecraft; Mojang goes bankrupt.
(more to come; feel free to suggest your own)
416 stone
296 stone slab (150 blocks)
149 stone stairs (228 blocks)
794 total stone
1082 blackstone
174 blackstone slab (87 blocks)
52 blackstone stairs (78 blocks)
1247 total blackstone
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Curse Premiumdude, 4,000,000 people have bought minecraft and people never stopped playing minecraft from the halloween update in fact, it got new peopleI stopped after the halloween update and laughed to death XDRetired Moderator on Craftyn Towny
1.9.6 comes out and features the end of the game, everyone beats it and stops playing the game; Mojang goes bankrupt.
...wait you agree?
The Full Release is going to come out very soon, but Notch hasn't released it yet, because he's a **** like that. Everybody throws their computer because they have Minecraft in it and bought a new one WITHOUT Minecraft, and thus "Minecraft" is now called "Minecrap" with only 1 server and 1 person in it whose name is "Notch" that's a ****ing dipshit that smokes weed and rapes little boys down the alley with gay Ghasts.
very much so.
416 stone
296 stone slab (150 blocks)
149 stone stairs (228 blocks)
794 total stone
1082 blackstone
174 blackstone slab (87 blocks)
52 blackstone stairs (78 blocks)
1247 total blackstone
(not counting drawbridges and portcullises)
I know, I was laughing so hard while I read this, then I started reading the comments and was unable to breath for about 3 minutes... I wonder if anyone has actually died from laughter...
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Curse PremiumRIP "jcdesimp" (incase you couldn't tell, people, that was also sarcasm, JUST LIKE THIS POST!)
You forgot mojang going bankrupt.