*sees people building big house in real life*
asks "Why aren't you using worldedit?"
Noob: Hi!
Me: What do you want, creeperhead?
Noob: How do you punch trees?
Me: You... punch a tree...
Noob: Do you blow it up?
Me: NO CREEPERHEAD! Im going into my house. *Goes in*
Noob: How do you punch trees?
Alright class, for your first art project, make a statue out of clay.
*Steals all the clay*
F*ck this, I'm gonna make it into bricks and build a fireplace.
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I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to death, Nor known to life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, Unlimited Blade Works
FFFF***********CKKKKK I've been punching this tree ALL DAMN DAY but it's not FRIGGIN BREAKING!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *rage*
Me: ...
asks "Why aren't you using worldedit?"
Noob: Hi!
Me: What do you want, creeperhead?
Noob: How do you punch trees?
Me: You... punch a tree...
Noob: Do you blow it up?
Me: NO CREEPERHEAD! Im going into my house. *Goes in*
Noob: How do you punch trees?
*Steals all the clay*
F*ck this, I'm gonna make it into bricks and build a fireplace.
I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to death, Nor known to life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, Unlimited Blade Works
I never heard of that, may I borrow your dictionary?
2nd guy : Just looking for iron
Me: Dude, check out this game I got. Its got giant exploding d***s!
Friend: What?
Me: Look!
Friend: Wow, thats a huge green d***.
True story
Chariots Chariots
"where the hell are the far lands?"
(searches map of earth)
"there has gotta be some far lands here..."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS