While my first post about Notch adding Light-Sabers into the game with Update 1.8 was deleted for being a "Joke Thread", I will still do my best to bring you completely 100% news about the Minecraft 1.8 Update that will soon be upon us.
The first thing I would like to talk about is Endermen.
We have all seen them, and soon we will all grow to fear them as they stalk us in our small blocky worlds.
I did some digging on the topic of Endermen, and found that in Turkish "Ender" means Very Rare. But I came to the conclusion that this was just to throw me off the trail.
I now believe that I have found the truth.
Look closely at the word Endermen
Looks innocent enough.. OR DOES IT?
Here is the same picture, only this time I have removed layers of the picture to show you what the original picture looks like.
It is now clear to me, the origins of Endermen..
And even though it may be too early to jump to any hasty conclusions..
I am 100% certain that Endermen are trans dimensional creatures that are here to kill us and take our children.
Almost fooled us again Notch..
Moderators may believe this post to be off topic..
But on the grounds that the purpose of this post is it inform the community of my beliefs on Notch's inspiration for Endermen, I believe this to be a valid post for discussion.
What are your thoughts on Endermen?
And what can we do to stop them?
Okay so, I didn't know what slender man was, or marble hornet, so I went and searched it online. I only read a sort of intro on the wiki site, and guuuyyss I'm so freaked out right now D: Like, I'm so freaked out and I'm not even 100% sure what I'm freaked out about, and I don't think I want to know D8
Oh man, I'm so freaked right now ;__; weep