So I was deep underground in Minecraft when all the sudden my game froze. I reopened it and it didn't save so I was crushed to death. Pretty much all my stuff was with me so you would think I would give up and start fresh.
I grabbed 4 torches, 4 stone pickaxes and dug for 20 minutes listening to some of my favorite electro tunes (deadmau5) I finally got to where I was but all my stuff wasn't there. I was enraged. I thought about jumping into the nearest lava pit but I didn't. Instead, I took my last pick and tried to find my way out again. I eventually got lost and only had one option, FIGHT MY WAY OUT WITH MY BARE HANDS. Since my character skin is Jesus, I had to be successful. After 15 minutes of searching my way out, I heard chickens. And everyone knows chickens=civilization. So I dug upwards for like 5 minutes and I happened to be on top of a giant mountain.
I hope you enjoyed my Tales of Interesting Tales of Minecraft.