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"GOLD! PURE GOLD! YEHEHEHEEHHAHE"

If it moves, punch it.
If it doesn't move, mine it.

I like to punch wood.

"if you build it, creepers will come"

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"if you build it, creepers will come"

This is Gold

waka flacka

Lookin' for a cave? Hit F3.

I use that ALL the time whenever I actually look for caves with none in sight. Sometimes though I just stumble upon them.

When carrying Diamond, prepare for the worst luck of your life.

"Oh my Notch!"

Minecraft: Punch the **** out of pigs

Hug a creeper with diamonds and you will get tnt in exchange.

Wolves aren't always bad, but Creepers will *** ** * * **** ** ** * * ***** with peanut butter and ********** ******* ***** ** ** *****, and trust me, you'll never look at wood the same way again.
EDIT: Unless you play on Peaceful.

My two main Minecraft sayings:

1. "FREAKING CREEPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!"
2. "That's a nice house you have there. It would be bad if something was to happen to it. :3"

"Who ARE those creepers?"

"Go ahead, make my minecart station."

"Who you gonna call? Ghastbusters!"

"After all, tomorrow is another ten minutes."

"Steve, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

"Creepers gonna creep" seems to be my favorite.

"Some people say I have no life. I say I have too much time on my hands."

Don't dig straight. Ever.

A diamond saved is an extra diamond for when your diamond tools break in the 1.6.4 update.
I know they fixed that but I had to say it.

A saying that I use to introduce people who have never heard of minecraft before:

The point of minecraft is to find diamonds, that you use to make a diamond pickaxe, that you use to find more diamonds.

"who put this lava here"