If Obama owned Minecraft.. everyone would start the game with a Nobel Peace Prize before they ever did anything. There would be a faulty healthcare system. And the country of Minecraftia would be firing on Lyb.. I mean Blockville for their precious obsidian.
If the Umbrella Corporation owned Minecraft (Umbrella Corp. is an imaginary company within the Resident Evil series), there would be ten types of zombies, and all other mobs would be removed. In SMP, players would also be able to be infected by any of the ten types of zombies and become one until they died.
If <insert generic Facebook game maker here> owned Minecraft...
It would take 22.5 hours to mine a block of stone.
Every time you get killed, you would have to invite 20 friends before you can respawn.
It would share with your friends every single iron/gold/diamond/obsidian you mined, and every mob you killed.
You would get e-mail notifications for every creeper (sent by your friends) that blows up near your house.
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Air-dropped bombs come in 3 flavours, distinguished by their intelligence: smart, dumb and retarded.
If America owned Minecraft, every block that you could put down would be taxed and borrowed - in reality not existing because we fabricate millions because we don't have any to start with and we would owe other gaming companies millions for stupid unnecessary things.
If Game Freak owned Minecraft, You start of with 1 tamed wolf. Everytime you go towards a mob, you start a turn-based battle. Your wolf would only know tackle and would only learn tackle. You cannot cut trees until you have obtained yoour first gym badge and there would be a load of randomly NPC Towns.