So the moral of the story is as simple as this: You can let your dreams go, but you're surely gonna miss
the chance to achieve greatness in the only life you've got. So forget all your problems and give it your best shot.
If Mojang specifications made minecraft there would be an update every week or two followed by 3 updates a day for the next 6 days....oh wait. :tongue.gif:
If mark zuckerburg made minecraft, the infiminer guy and Jeb would be suing him.
If blizzard made minecraft, goblins would be in the game by now.
If EA made minecraft, it would cost too much money, have been made for the xbox and have a bad port to the PC and they would make tons of money but somehow fire people because they lost money....
If Bungie made minecraft, they would have half of an amazing game 2 months before release and then release it with half the planned features cut.
If the vatican made minecraft, the char.png would have a huge area above the head to accomodate the hate for the Pope's character on his server.
If Microsoft made minecraft, it would be marked up %2000 and have half the useful features of the current minecraft and then Notch would come along, make the same thing and give it away for free....Which is kind of how it happened anyway.
If Apple made minecraft, it would look really cool but have 1 button and require you get a touchscreen that they designed.
If google made minecraft, it would try to get you to sign up for gmail and download google chrome and set your default search engine to google and then have google ads all over the place and then it would buy out another video game that is already successful in a different way.
If the Beatles made minecraft, the music wouldn't suck....
If talented coders made minecraft, it would be good, and it would be free.(aka the mods forums)
If STD's owned minecraft the whole world would have herpies.
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So you say 1.4 is fail because you don't know how to update your server? WTF
Thats like saying all cars fail because you don't know how to put gas in them.
The point of this is too post what the result would be if another company (Gaming or not) owned Minecraft.
Example:
If Bungie owned Minecraft, it would become a highly overrated alien shooter game.
...You're implying that because one of Bungie's most popular (and rightly so) franchises is a first person shooter, that they'd change a game that is in an entirely different genre to be involved with Halo, instead of one of the many other games they've created before?
And even then, you're implying that Bungie WOULD change Minecraft.
Please, please tell me you're smarter in real life.
The point of this is too post what the result would be if another company (Gaming or not) owned Minecraft.
Example:
If Bungie owned Minecraft, it would become a highly overrated alien shooter game.
...You're implying that because one of Bungie's most popular (and rightly so) franchises is a first person shooter, that they'd change a game that is in an entirely different genre to be involved with Halo, instead of one of the many other games they've created before?
And even then, you're implying that Bungie WOULD change Minecraft.
Please, please tell me you're smarter in real life.
you have absolutely no capability to tell a joke from a serious statement? please, please tell me you're smarter in real life...although I doubt it.
If Roblox owned minecraft, you would have to get this subsciption to play this! or and that subscription to get that other game and a EVEN MORE expensive subscription to play this "Amazing" game that is filled with hackers, noobs, deleters, AND ROBLOX OFFICERS THAT AS LONG AS THEY GET THEIR MONEY, THEY DONT GIVE A CRAP!
If Nintendo owned minecraft, you would have to tame animals to use in battles and fight random people that pop up from the long grass, and then a next game will come out thats the EXACT same thing but with an adjective at the end of the name with the SAME graphic as before with a "rare" new animal that you can get free at gamestop that EVERYONE will have, thus taking away the so called "rare" out of the name.
the chance to achieve greatness in the only life you've got. So forget all your problems and give it your best shot.
You get the idea.
there were be overpopulated servers with a bunch of funny looking people mining till the cows came home.
If America owned minecraft,
Creepers would be the taliban and terrorists
If Obama owned minecraft, I'm frankly not quite sure what would happen
If Maxis owned minecraft it would be another SIms...with blocks
If Arnold Swartzinager owned minecraft....
If Chuck norris owned minecraft the sheer awesomeness meter would sky rocket
If france owned minecraft, it would consist of a bunch of snotty frenchies eating and drinking all day long...and complaining about America
If Russia owned minecraft, the government would control your character
If shareholders owned minecraft,
they would sell it (or pieces of it) to the highest bidder
If 3oh!3 owned minecraft...I'll let you decide.
If Charlie the Unicorn owned minecraft, there would be unicorns and magical neoplordons instead of sheep and pigs
I think I just **** myself laughing.
Liopleurodon is how you spell it.
I have set up a directory for all my .schematic files for the public to use. Check it out sometime!
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This.
If mark zuckerburg made minecraft, the infiminer guy and Jeb would be suing him.
If blizzard made minecraft, goblins would be in the game by now.
If EA made minecraft, it would cost too much money, have been made for the xbox and have a bad port to the PC and they would make tons of money but somehow fire people because they lost money....
If Bungie made minecraft, they would have half of an amazing game 2 months before release and then release it with half the planned features cut.
If the vatican made minecraft, the char.png would have a huge area above the head to accomodate the hate for the Pope's character on his server.
If Microsoft made minecraft, it would be marked up %2000 and have half the useful features of the current minecraft and then Notch would come along, make the same thing and give it away for free....Which is kind of how it happened anyway.
If Apple made minecraft, it would look really cool but have 1 button and require you get a touchscreen that they designed.
If google made minecraft, it would try to get you to sign up for gmail and download google chrome and set your default search engine to google and then have google ads all over the place and then it would buy out another video game that is already successful in a different way.
If the Beatles made minecraft, the music wouldn't suck....
If talented coders made minecraft, it would be good, and it would be free.(aka the mods forums)
If STD's owned minecraft the whole world would have herpies.
I can play every game Bungie has ever developed* offline.
*that I know about.
Ahhhhahaa! XD
time to cut out your eyes oh wai you don't have any.
if Forum(mean this)owned minecraft,then we can play offline in online xD
if FAKE Herobrine owned minecraft,then in 2012 will end minecraft!
if SOMEONE owned minecraft,then i do nothin,but i can **** my brix pants
if PIG owned minecraft,then i have minecraft for fun!
if TNT owned(blowned)minecraft,then we have smiley in face!!!
...You're implying that because one of Bungie's most popular (and rightly so) franchises is a first person shooter, that they'd change a game that is in an entirely different genre to be involved with Halo, instead of one of the many other games they've created before?
And even then, you're implying that Bungie WOULD change Minecraft.
Please, please tell me you're smarter in real life.
Yes, I'm for Notch. Go Notch! :3
*prepares for an avalanche of hate PMs, comments and the like*
you have absolutely no capability to tell a joke from a serious statement? please, please tell me you're smarter in real life...although I doubt it.
good job, mods, good job
If Roblox owned minecraft, you would have to get this subsciption to play this! or and that subscription to get that other game and a EVEN MORE expensive subscription to play this "Amazing" game that is filled with hackers, noobs, deleters, AND ROBLOX OFFICERS THAT AS LONG AS THEY GET THEIR MONEY, THEY DONT GIVE A CRAP!
If Nintendo owned minecraft, you would have to tame animals to use in battles and fight random people that pop up from the long grass, and then a next game will come out thats the EXACT same thing but with an adjective at the end of the name with the SAME graphic as before with a "rare" new animal that you can get free at gamestop that EVERYONE will have, thus taking away the so called "rare" out of the name.
good job, mods, good job