If Cyan Worlds owned Minecraft, it would be the coolest puzzle game out there, but it would have a very small community, and there wouldn't be PvE or PvP.
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It irritates me, mainly because in my opinion once you've played one FPS, you've played em all. Always the same kinds of guns, maps, no changes to gameplay, and the same screaming 9 year olds with headsets playing. I love FPS games that deviate from that though.
This is generally true, but you might want to try out TF2 or HL2, because TF2 is not photo realistic, and the guns and maps (I think) are very different for CoD type shooters. HL2 is photo realistic, but you're always playing, there aren't any cut-scenes in the story, instead the characters are scripted and talk to you (you don't talk back though), that, and you don't start out with a gun, instead you're trying to find out where you are, and then your first weapon is a crowbar.
If Bill Murray owned Minecraft, there would be proton packs.
If Ron Jeremy owned Minecraft, creepers would actually BE giant green exploding penises instead of just looking like one.
If Epic Games owned Minecraft, it would use Unreal Engine 3, which would be, well, epic. The only problem is that you'd have to have at least a Core i7 CPU to run it.
If Mojang owned Minecraft, it would enter development hell, receive a prestigious award for being released in 2010 despite still being in beta and having a first release in 2009, scores of bugs would be ignored for infantile content additions to the game, the most prolific person on the team would be the least creative, the most creative person on the team would be the least prolific, the developers would make claims and renege on them a few months later, gameplay concepts would be added without beginning to question how they would ever be functional in multiplayer, everyone would work 25-30 hour weeks rather than the 50+ industry standard and take 3 years of vacation in 3 months, and major content additions would merely be integration of community mods, while refusing to make the project open source
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If ProjectorGames owned MineCraft, it would be exactly the same.
except people would actually get work done
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"When we release a pure bugfix update, people get VERY upset ("NOTHING CHANGED!").. Adding features gives us much happier users. But I do realize that it's only happier users in the short term." - Notch
If Mojang owned Minecraft, it would enter development hell, receive a prestigious award for being released in 2010 despite still being in beta and having a first release in 2009, scores of bugs would be ignored for infantile content additions to the game, the most prolific person on the team would be the least creative, the most creative person on the team would be the least prolific, the developers would make claims and later renege on them a few months later, gameplay concepts would be added without beginning to question how they would ever be functional in multiplayer, everyone would work 25-30 hour weeks rather than the 50+ industry standard and take 3 years of vacation in 3 months, and major content additions would merely be integration of community mods, while refusing to make the project open source
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If ProjectorGames owned MineCraft, it would be exactly the same.
except people would actually get work done
bravo! I knew something like this was coming, and you just nailed it!
If Mojang owned Minecraft, it would enter development hell, receive a prestigious award for being released in 2010 despite still being in beta and having a first release in 2009, scores of bugs would be ignored for infantile content additions to the game, the most prolific person on the team would be the least creative, the most creative person on the team would be the least prolific, the developers would make claims and renege on them a few months later, gameplay concepts would be added without beginning to question how they would ever be functional in multiplayer, everyone would work 25-30 hour weeks rather than the 50+ industry standard and take 3 years of vacation in 3 months, and major content additions would merely be integration of community mods, while refusing to make the project open source
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If ProjectorGames owned MineCraft, it would be exactly the same.
except people would actually get work done
Which part of that rant shows the right to copy someones game and half the name of it even?
If Sega owned Minecraft it would start as it did already but have a ton of horrible spinoffs like "Minecraft: The search for the Golden Diamond"(wtf?) and drive the series into the ground and then try to bring it back up with a game that pits black steve against his alter Indie game ego, That guy from Braid.
She is a SIMS ADDICT!!!
P.S. I didn't know grandmom's played video games till I saw her...
This is generally true, but you might want to try out TF2 or HL2, because TF2 is not photo realistic, and the guns and maps (I think) are very different for CoD type shooters. HL2 is photo realistic, but you're always playing, there aren't any cut-scenes in the story, instead the characters are scripted and talk to you (you don't talk back though), that, and you don't start out with a gun, instead you're trying to find out where you are, and then your first weapon is a crowbar.
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if /v/ owned minecraft, it wouldn't be a game
good job, mods, good job
If Ron Jeremy owned Minecraft, creepers would actually BE giant green exploding penises instead of just looking like one.
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except people would actually get work done
"When we release a pure bugfix update, people get VERY upset ("NOTHING CHANGED!").. Adding features gives us much happier users. But I do realize that it's only happier users in the short term." - Notch
bravo! I knew something like this was coming, and you just nailed it!
good job, mods, good job
Which part of that rant shows the right to copy someones game and half the name of it even?
Actually, it's 'MeinKraft'
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If Blizzard owned Minecraft it'd be postponed for another year or, as they like to say "soon".
good job, mods, good job