Quran? I dont remember something like that... Oh wait! I remember,i ripped the Quran to pieces and burned the pieces!
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Oh good! If you didn't know, burning is actually the right way to dispose of a quran that for some reason needs to be disposed of (incorrectness, falling apart, etc.). In fact any paper with God's name on it should be burned rather than thrown away or whatever you usually do to your trash, as it destroys the writing. Have a nice day!
Although I do think you need to get your memory checked. Ripping up a 500+ page book and burning the shreds is quite taxing work, and there must be something wrong with you if you forgot such a thing even existed...
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Quran? I dont remember something like that... Oh wait! I remember,i ripped the Quran to pieces and burned the pieces!
[Mod Edit: Warning Issued for Flaming.]
Oh good! If you didn't know, burning is actually the right way to dispose of a quran that for some reason needs to be disposed of (incorrectness, falling apart, etc.). In fact any paper with God's name on it should be burned rather than thrown away or whatever you usually do to your trash, as it destroys the writing. Have a nice day!
Although I do think you need to get your memory checked. Ripping up a 500+ page book and burning the shreds is quite taxing work, and there must be something wrong with you if you forgot such a thing even existed...
You are slowly climbing the top ten list of my favorite people on this forum Soloman XD
Also lol irrelephant.
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2. Go for it, although you're wrong about there not being a lot of restrictions as far as christianity goes: Have you ever read that book about following the bible literally? (I think it's called Living Biblically) There are actually a lot of rules in the Old/New testaments that you guys don't necessarily stick to nowadays (no offense), and studying some of those and trying to live biblically in minecraft might actually prove to be a fun challenge!
Actually that's not correct. Acts chapter 15 covers that subject pretty clearly. It kinda irks me a little when people think Christians are supposed to keep all the Mosaic laws - that's kinda contrary to the whole point of Christianity - and I think I'll stop there before I make too much trouble for myself. (Anyone who's interested can look up that chapter.)
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Oh, I know, I've read all five books multiple times.
I'm just commending you for the reference. I have yet to meet a person who has read the book in person, and it makes me cry inside. HOW CAN YOU SPEAK OF LITERATURE YOU FIENDS?!
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2. Go for it, although you're wrong about there not being a lot of restrictions as far as christianity goes: Have you ever read that book about following the bible literally? (I think it's called Living Biblically) There are actually a lot of rules in the Old/New testaments that you guys don't necessarily stick to nowadays (no offense), and studying some of those and trying to live biblically in minecraft might actually prove to be a fun challenge!
Actually that's not correct. Acts chapter 15 covers that subject pretty clearly. It kinda irks me a little when people think Christians are supposed to keep all the Mosaic laws - that's kinda contrary to the whole point of Christianity - and I think I'll stop there before I make too much trouble for myself. (Anyone who's interested can look up that chapter.)
Wait what? I was saying that you guys DON'T believe in following all of those biblical laws, and was simply suggesting that because he believed that there was no way to have such a fun/taxing experience with the simple christian laws, I said he could try following all those laws in-game. I'm not making a comment about how he should follow his religion.
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You are slowly climbing the top ten list of my favorite people on this forum Soloman XD
Also lol irrelephant.
Thank you!
Wait... You have a list?
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I'm not sure if this was a flaming attempt, but it actually made me lol really hard. What episode is this?
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is from um Season 8 Episode 6. The episode is called 'Quagmire's Baby'
K thanks, although you dont have to repost the video...
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Islamist creeper skins up next? lol.... Then what are zombies? Atheists wearing a "Bless SETI" shirt?
Frankly I find atheists to be a tad more ridiculous than religious people. Not you personally, just speaking my opinion.
There's such a huge multi-dimensional universe out there (or rather, multiverse, if math is correct), that to sit on planet earth after a mere two hundred years of industrial revolution and claim to know that the existance of an entity so far beyond us, perhaps beyond the origin of the universe we know as well, does NOT exist anywhere, is the utmost height of arrogance and ignorance.
Likewise, to claim that this entity landed on earth (many interesting asian mythologies actually describe craft landing with divine beings in them, what makes them less valid than christian or muslim stories?), and passed on laws on living such as "you shall not eat pork" or "you shall love your neighbour, unless you have a legal document that says he lives on your property", is also utterly ridiculous.
And arrogant in a way, to believe that us humans, or any single prophet for that matter, had the capacity or intelligence required to comprehend what a being beyond the origin of all stars, galaxies, and dimensions, supposedly revealed to him / her.
I do believe there is something that qualifies to be called a God out there, i also believe our capacity for human love and art is indirect proof of this, but i find either extreme belief on the scale to be mistaken.
Atheists and religious people who take the word of phophets as the truth of the universe.
And by this logic, it is utterly pointless for atheists to hate on religion, and pointless for religion to hate on other religions. None of us is right anyway, none of the religions got the "right, copyrighted, true message".
I think it would be fun to practice your beleifs in minecraft. You're lucky. You actually have them. :smile.gif: I hope you have fun playing like this :biggrin.gif:
(Yes, that's right. An atheist just walked into an islam topic without purposely insulting anyone.)
Islamist creeper skins up next? lol.... Then what are zombies? Atheists wearing a "Bless SETI" shirt?
Frankly I find atheists to be a tad more ridiculous than religious people. Not you personally, just speaking my opinion.
There's such a huge multi-dimensional universe out there (or rather, multiverse, if math is correct), that to sit on planet earth after a mere two hundred years of industrial revolution and claim to know that the existance of an entity so far beyond us, perhaps beyond the origin of the universe we know as well, does NOT exist anywhere, is the utmost height of arrogance and ignorance.
Likewise, to claim that this entity landed on earth (many interesting asian mythologies actually describe craft landing with divine beings in them, what makes them less valid than christian or muslim stories?), and passed on laws on living such as "you shall not eat pork" or "you shall love your neighbour, unless you have a legal document that says he lives on your property", is also utterly ridiculous.
And arrogant in a way, to believe that us humans, or any single prophet for that matter, had the capacity or intelligence required to comprehend what a being beyond the origin of all stars, galaxies, and dimensions, supposedly revealed to him / her.
I do believe there is something that qualifies to be called a God out there, i also believe our capacity for human love and art is indirect proof of this, but i find either extreme belief on the scale to be mistaken.
Atheists and religious people who take the word of phophets as the truth of the universe.
And by this logic, it is utterly pointless for atheists to hate on religion, and pointless for religion to hate on other religions. None of us is right anyway, none of the religions got the "right, copyrighted, true message".
Now lets have some cake and get along
Atheist just means someone who doesn't believe in any specific deities. I'm an atheist, I don't believe all religious people are stupid or anything (Anymore. There was a time I did. My girlfriend snapped my out of that :x)
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I personally think it's rather odd to abide to religion even when in a game.
You work with suggestive pixels, that imply you are holding bacon. it's not real bacon, and not impure, because it's not real. However, my opninion aside;
You can alter the pigskin, and make it look like a lamb. This way it will drop an also different looking meat like lambrack. you can easily make a Halal patch for minecraft. I just think it's rather impossible to find the Mekka pointer on a compass that points to your starting area. which is not North.
Also replace "pignoise.wav" with "sheepysound.wav"
You will never need to throw any food away, just store it in chests.
Want to avoid pigs? change them into lambs. :smile.gif:
Normal sheep still drop wool, while the lambs don't. Which is natural enough.
1. Like I've said many times, I'm choosing to play this way for my own entertainment. I do not believe I am forced to do this because of my religion.
2. About the compass: the spawn IS my kaba in this world, remember? Look at the original post.
3. Because #1 is true, I would rather not do this because it completely removes the pig obstacle, which makes it less entertaining. It kind of ruins the point...
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Why can't we live in a world, where everybody believes what they want to believe, and stop forcing people around you to join your believes.
That means religion would have to go aswell then, considering they constantly force their crap down our throats about how you'll go to hell blah blah blah
Also, do you stockpile TNT soloman?
1. Wait what? He's asking for religious people to stop doing that, so how does that mean that religion must go to? And it's not like there aren't atheists walking around shoving crap down our throats about how there is no proof and we are idiots. Fortunately I like a good religious argument, so I'm not bothered by it.
2. Yes. Lots.
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Hello? Eat my tarts? In this cosmic dance of bursting decadence, withheld permissions twist all our arms collectively. But if sweetness can win- and it can- then I'll still be here tomorrow to high five you yesterday my friend. Peace.
Dont let your religion stand in the way of how you live and enjoy your life.
If i would live like that,i've probably wouldnt be able to type this due cut off hands.If you get what i mean.
Here,Have some digital pork man! :tongue.gif:
1.No, if you lived like that you probably wouldn't have stolen in the first place, as I'm sure you value your hands over whatever it is you stole. Unless of course you stole a bunch of anesthetics and enough money to fund the research necessary to create mind-controlled robotic appendages. Hey, I won't judge any star-wars fans out there!
2. ONCE AGAIN I'm doing this for the LOLZ, and I DONT believe I am required to do this for my religion.
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Hello? Eat my tarts? In this cosmic dance of bursting decadence, withheld permissions twist all our arms collectively. But if sweetness can win- and it can- then I'll still be here tomorrow to high five you yesterday my friend. Peace.
There's such a huge multi-dimensional universe out there (or rather, multiverse, if math is correct), that to sit on planet earth after a mere two hundred years of industrial revolution and claim to know that the existance of an entity so far beyond us, perhaps beyond the origin of the universe we know as well, does NOT exist anywhere, is the utmost height of arrogance and ignorance.
I DO believe in any God whose existence has been scientifically proved. So far, none has been introduced to me. I know that I'm making an assumption when I say things like "There is no God". I can't prove negation, now can I? That's why I take a passive role and prompt the believer to prove his holy message. If he fails to do that, then I choose to wait for further evidence and do not believe in the deity in the meantime. While waiting, I may get arrogantly sceptical and assume that there is no evidence and therefore no reason to believe. I'd be happy to be proven wrong, though.
Someone mentioned Pastafarians. I'd be overjoyed to if someone linked me pictures of a Minecraft world full of symbols of the Pastafarian belief system. You know, pirate ships, big things with noodle-like appendixes, beer volcanoes etc.
So from this I can assume you've studied and are studying all the religions you here about to make sure they're false? Because if not than you arent exactly doing your job as a person who wants proof for religions.
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Hello? Eat my tarts? In this cosmic dance of bursting decadence, withheld permissions twist all our arms collectively. But if sweetness can win- and it can- then I'll still be here tomorrow to high five you yesterday my friend. Peace.
Hello? Eat my tarts? In this cosmic dance of bursting decadence, withheld permissions twist all our arms collectively. But if sweetness can win- and it can- then I'll still be here tomorrow to high five you yesterday my friend. Peace.
Oh good! If you didn't know, burning is actually the right way to dispose of a quran that for some reason needs to be disposed of (incorrectness, falling apart, etc.). In fact any paper with God's name on it should be burned rather than thrown away or whatever you usually do to your trash, as it destroys the writing. Have a nice day!
Although I do think you need to get your memory checked. Ripping up a 500+ page book and burning the shreds is quite taxing work, and there must be something wrong with you if you forgot such a thing even existed...
You are slowly climbing the top ten list of my favorite people on this forum Soloman XD
Also lol irrelephant.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hitchh ... the_Galaxy
Oh, I know, I've read all five books multiple times.
I'm just commending you for the reference. I have yet to meet a person who has read the book in person, and it makes me cry inside. HOW CAN YOU SPEAK OF LITERATURE YOU FIENDS?!
Wait what? I was saying that you guys DON'T believe in following all of those biblical laws, and was simply suggesting that because he believed that there was no way to have such a fun/taxing experience with the simple christian laws, I said he could try following all those laws in-game. I'm not making a comment about how he should follow his religion.
Thank you!
Wait... You have a list?
I'm not sure if this was a flaming attempt, but it actually made me lol really hard. What episode is this?
Perhaps I misunderstood what you meant. Or perhaps we just have a difference in labeling.
K thanks, although you dont have to repost the video...
I don't have a written list XD ...although...that is a good idea....
Where you able to take a pic of your mosque from the outpost building yet? I want to see it!
Frankly I find atheists to be a tad more ridiculous than religious people. Not you personally, just speaking my opinion.
There's such a huge multi-dimensional universe out there (or rather, multiverse, if math is correct), that to sit on planet earth after a mere two hundred years of industrial revolution and claim to know that the existance of an entity so far beyond us, perhaps beyond the origin of the universe we know as well, does NOT exist anywhere, is the utmost height of arrogance and ignorance.
Likewise, to claim that this entity landed on earth (many interesting asian mythologies actually describe craft landing with divine beings in them, what makes them less valid than christian or muslim stories?), and passed on laws on living such as "you shall not eat pork" or "you shall love your neighbour, unless you have a legal document that says he lives on your property", is also utterly ridiculous.
And arrogant in a way, to believe that us humans, or any single prophet for that matter, had the capacity or intelligence required to comprehend what a being beyond the origin of all stars, galaxies, and dimensions, supposedly revealed to him / her.
I do believe there is something that qualifies to be called a God out there, i also believe our capacity for human love and art is indirect proof of this, but i find either extreme belief on the scale to be mistaken.
Atheists and religious people who take the word of phophets as the truth of the universe.
And by this logic, it is utterly pointless for atheists to hate on religion, and pointless for religion to hate on other religions. None of us is right anyway, none of the religions got the "right, copyrighted, true message".
Now lets have some cake and get along
(Yes, that's right. An atheist just walked into an islam topic without purposely insulting anyone.)
Atheist just means someone who doesn't believe in any specific deities. I'm an atheist, I don't believe all religious people are stupid or anything (Anymore. There was a time I did. My girlfriend snapped my out of that :x)
Must be a record actually.
1. Like I've said many times, I'm choosing to play this way for my own entertainment. I do not believe I am forced to do this because of my religion.
2. About the compass: the spawn IS my kaba in this world, remember? Look at the original post.
3. Because #1 is true, I would rather not do this because it completely removes the pig obstacle, which makes it less entertaining. It kind of ruins the point...
1. Wait what? He's asking for religious people to stop doing that, so how does that mean that religion must go to? And it's not like there aren't atheists walking around shoving crap down our throats about how there is no proof and we are idiots. Fortunately I like a good religious argument, so I'm not bothered by it.
2. Yes. Lots.
1.No, if you lived like that you probably wouldn't have stolen in the first place, as I'm sure you value your hands over whatever it is you stole. Unless of course you stole a bunch of anesthetics and enough money to fund the research necessary to create mind-controlled robotic appendages. Hey, I won't judge any star-wars fans out there!
2. ONCE AGAIN I'm doing this for the LOLZ, and I DONT believe I am required to do this for my religion.
So from this I can assume you've studied and are studying all the religions you here about to make sure they're false? Because if not than you arent exactly doing your job as a person who wants proof for religions.
MAKE THAT TRIPLE!!!