Literally, it eats other staircases to cook my breakfast.
Thank you sir, I believe I have woken up everyone in the hotel from this line alone. And then the bit about the cactus/wheat field basement got the front desk to call and complain about the noise. Kudos!
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"Literally, it eats other staircases to cook my breakfast." ~Meddyan
Its not inefficient enough. Did you know you can place torches on furnaces, crafting benches, and other things where they generally don't belong? Use a glass block next to where you want the torch, then try throwing it onto the glass. It will slide into the nearest spot, which then makes it even MORE inefficient because you are wasting glass to place torches. to you for thinking of this, it inspired me to do a ware house of inefficiency. i might give pics at some point later when i upload them.
To give our children and future generations hope, we must destroy every child on Earth and never have any more. I have already started this misson, child numbers have been halved in my local district. Will you join the cause?
You could make the outside even less efficient by placing water flowing away from the door. Walking across slow sand against a current? Unfortunately, it would also make exiting easier.
To hell with water, just put a bunch of lava around it to make it difficult to get in. Sadly, I've seen a lot of people actually do this in some misguided attempt to make their home "safer." How ridiculous, especially since mobs don't attack structures...