Jesus christ. I can't do it. I can't take it anymore. I can't go back home. I can't go into my mines. I can't do anything anymore but slowly try and build something under the frozen ocean. And it's all because of two little pixels.
TWO PIXELS.
TWO WHITE PIXELS.
I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THEM MYSELF EXCEPT IN SCREENSHOTS.
I know it's there though. Waiting in the mines. Watching me from my tower's balcony while I'm outside. I can't see it through the constant snowfall but I know it's there and I know it can see me.
The white eyes myth surrounding ambient noises.
It started a couple weeks ago, after a secret friday update. Some people started reporting seeing a pair of white pixels whenever an underground ambient noise was triggered. I figured it was just a bug or something, maybe some way he did it to trigger the sounds themselves. I didn't hear much more about it for a while, then all of a sudden recently I've been seeing reported sightings EVERYWHERE, and a supposed screenshot of them.
This is the picture. I can't even bear to let it load. I had to do a quick tab, copy, and close before I saw those eyes again. THOSE EYES. JESUS CHRIST.
Oh that. That's a rendering bug where the texture does not fully fit to the blocks edges (Its off by an infinitely small amount, but even that renders sometimes as a whole pixel).
Ha i hate how slime still spawn in peaceful i mean i'm in a cave i put down a torch in a picht black place and boom slime i screamed like a gurly gurl.
Yeah, so I was a disbeliever and didn't see them at first. Checked a second time and saw them though. Not sure what to make of them just yet but if those flashed with a random cave noise, I would have to never play Minecraft again. Those noises already terrify me...
Zuriki, stop being so confrontational. People were peacefully discussing Minecraft until you came along and OMG YOU'RE ALL ****ING MORONS IM GOING TO LEAVE FOREVER BAWWWWW.
Honestly, Zuriki, what makes you think any of these "****ing morons" care whether you approve?
Do not wallow do not stall
Time waits for none at all
Your allowance may crawl,
It may fly or even vanish
But none will seem more lavished
Than time lost to all.
TWO PIXELS.
TWO WHITE PIXELS.
I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THEM MYSELF EXCEPT IN SCREENSHOTS.
I know it's there though. Waiting in the mines. Watching me from my tower's balcony while I'm outside. I can't see it through the constant snowfall but I know it's there and I know it can see me.
The white eyes myth surrounding ambient noises.
It started a couple weeks ago, after a secret friday update. Some people started reporting seeing a pair of white pixels whenever an underground ambient noise was triggered. I figured it was just a bug or something, maybe some way he did it to trigger the sounds themselves. I didn't hear much more about it for a while, then all of a sudden recently I've been seeing reported sightings EVERYWHERE, and a supposed screenshot of them.
This is the picture. I can't even bear to let it load. I had to do a quick tab, copy, and close before I saw those eyes again. THOSE EYES. JESUS CHRIST.
The bottom left!
No, You're wrong.
It's "White Eyes" as we named her.
No one could fake content like this!
Hey look guys! I found a program called paint with a line tool! AND I found a fake post saying how there is krakens in a game!
Someone else saw them too?
OH GOD I THOUGHT IT WAS A BUG!
I was cave exploring, when suddenly i heard that creepy noise. I kinda got used to it but then HOLY **** WHAT THE **** IS THAT IN THE DARK
D:
Notch is trying to scare the **** out of us!!! Oh god! Notch, if you read this, PLEASE ADD A "KIDS MODE"! WITH NO SCARY ****!
I'm just too scared of the white eyes.
Is it just my imagination? Or something more?
****.
if you cant see them and i cant see them than Endorphine has been singled out! Oh spit man.
The same thing happened to me!
This can't just be a coincidence.
*Watches youtube video*
Ok, I think I actually saw something... O_O
CAUSE I'M AWESOME.
Oh dear i've disappointed the mining god
We are so upset! Please don't leave! We will forever miss your caustic comments and egotistical threats to leave!
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Anyway, back on-topic. I've never encountered this before, is there anywhere it is more common, such as dark areas?
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Former King of Alesgan
Honestly, Zuriki, what makes you think any of these "****ing morons" care whether you approve?
What's got you so butthurt?
Do not wallow do not stall
Time waits for none at all
Your allowance may crawl,
It may fly or even vanish
But none will seem more lavished
Than time lost to all.