Judging from this post, it has been brought to my attention that gifting is now a permanent thing. Consequentially, the Beggar's thread has now been risen from the ashes of the Phoenix for a second arrival. Season II of the Beggar's thread is here, and now, you may beg and plead and ask and humbly kneel for a small chance at getting a gift account from someone. Here's the rules for this, not following them will fall as a ban.
- Do not spam your request. If you do, not only does it reduces your likelihood of being gifted, you will be banned unmercifully.
- Do not add threats into your begging or your post will mysteriously vanish into the Netherlands.
- Do not mock the beggars, or you, too, will be banned.
Edit: It has also been brought to my attention that in order for someone to gift the game, they have to buy it firsthand and send it to them. The thread still stays, though, because people would always still ask for it anyway. If this thread results inactive, I'll merely trash it (sequels usually never do so well anyway).
Raising activity of thread...
Hm... I beg for 0 paid accounts!
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<Quatroking> Minecraft is a dozen of puppies and kittens smashed into cubes, then mixed up with a few ounces of pure liquid rainbow and after that it spends two hours in the oven. Ready to be played by another drooling ten-year old
I would like to have a premium account. I am a builder in WoM (which means im a fair builder) and my skill is growing as I build. I have planned traps for Survival Multiplayer and OP'ed a few servers which got griefed while I was off (Griefers banned: around 9) I never griefed and will never do it. Im active on minecraft (not on all servers) and got quite a number of friends on it.
Please give a game to me.
I know this is bad, and that's the point. So General Intelligent Lifeform Built for Battle and Basic Repair - Couldnt you please, just PLEASE send some noob that does not deserve it - a premium account?
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
give meh premium gift amadodad and you get 4 internets and ill raise the ammount everyday for 5 days.(taht means if i dont get premium with this offer in a 24hrs ill raise the ammount by 2 everyday for 5 days untill i get gifted)
BOUNIS ROUND:my impresson of a noob:I R TEH 1337 JOO NEWBZ IZ BREK TIS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLZ I RUL U DROOL N00B!!!!!1111ONE
Bah, emg. You and your negations of negations of names.
I have a request for a friend of mine, Master_Maggix, a friend I couldn't manage to find a gift for.
He exists, and furthermore he isn't me. And additionally, I've decided to make this post into something funny for Gilbbbr.
Here is the (quite long) story of what happened to me when I asked the Devil for a scimitar.
Prepare for massive text.
Quote from Snake (I.E. the Devil) »
You wished for a scimitar? If so:
To get your scimitar, you have to walk twenty miles without shoes on the hottest day of summer on pavement. After walking those twenty miles, you arrive at a shop in the middle of no where that sells novelty key-chains, candy, and many different weapons. The person at the cash register says, "To get a scimitar, you must first buy a novelty key-chain. That will be ten dollars, please." You gasp at the high price, and say, "I'm sorry, I only have five dollars. Is there any way I could get that ridiculously low-priced scimitar over there without buying a key-chain?" The cashier says, "Of course there is, but you'll have to bring me back a very venomous two-headed cobra as payment for the scimitar. You can't use any tools to catch this cobra." You agree, and go off in search of the venomous cobra. Five hours after walking around aimlessly, aimlessly because you are too tired, you come across a conveniently placed "Two-Headed Cobra" shop. You go in and ask the cashier, "Do you have any extremely venomous two-headed cobras in stock?" The cashier replies, "Of course we do." "How much money is it?" you ask. The cashier laughs and says, "You can't buy these cobras with money, you can only buy them with novelty key-chains. To get the cobra you want, you will have to bring me back a novelty key-chain in the shape of a three-dimensional Enneadecagon." You reply, "Okay, I know just where to find one." Unknown to you, an Enneadecagon is a 19-sided two-dimensional polygon. You trek all the way back to the shop in the middle of no where that sells novelty key-chains, candy, and many different weapons. You ask the cashier, "Do you have any novelty key-chains in the shape of a three-dimensional Enneadecagon?" The cashier nods and says, "Yes, we do. But to get it, you'll have to jump into this pit of spiders. Are you willing to do this? They aren't poisonous, but their bites will give you constant pain for twenty-four hours." Because you want the scimitar so bad, you agree and jump in. The cashier yells to you, "You'll have to stay in there for two hours!" "Okay!" you yell back. What a stupid **** you are. After the two hours, the cashier pulls you out. You can barely walk because you're so sore. The cashier gives you you what he says is a three-dimensional Enneadecogon novelty key-chain. You rest for twenty four hours so the pain of the spider bites goes away, but when you awake, there are red marks all over you. You look hideous. You thank the cashier for the three-dimensional Enneadecagon novelty key-chain, and go back to the store that sells Two-Headed Cobras. The cashier there says, "This is not a three-dimensional Enneadecagon, but it will do. Here is your extremely venomous two-headed cobra." The cobra is currently asleep and won't wake up unless Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley is played. You find your way back to the store that sells novelty key-chains, candy, and many different weapons. You begin to hand him the extremely venomous two-headed cobra, but before you can, your cellphone rings. Unfortunately for you, your ring tone is Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley. The cobra awakes and bites both of your arms. The cashier accepts your payment and calls an ambulance. When you get to the emergency room, they inform you that you will have to get both of your arms amputated if you want to live. You get rushed to the operation room. They amputate both of your arms. Two weeks later, the nurse comes into your room and says, "A friend of yours is here." You see the cashier walk through the door into your room, holding the scimitar he owes you. "Here you are, my friend." He places the scimitar on your lap. Too bad you can't use it, because your arms have been amputated.
If you haven't died from boredom, I hope you at least enjoyed reading it (and perhaps laughed in the process).
If you didn't enjoy reading it, well... that's your issue.
Why on earth I'd have such a ringtone is beyond me, but I loved the narrative.
i would love to have premium as a gift because i absolutly love this game!
im planning on starting my own server verry soon and i am making a few omen maps while im setting up so if you want first dibs on op or just fell like givin a gift let me have it!
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I think i have to much blood in my caffeine system.
"But for all that," continued the crafter, "there's one point I want to ask: I want to ask the name of that man who flooded my diligently built cave residence."
"Well," said the other builder, "I can't see what harm it would do. It was a man of the name of Griefer."
"H'm," said Mr. Smith. "What sort of a man is he to see?"
"He is not easy to describe. There is something wrong with his appearance; something displeasing, something downright detestable. I never saw a man I so disliked, and yet I scarce know why. He must be deformed somewhere; he gives a strong feeling of deformity, although I couldn't specify that point. He's an ordinary-looking man, and I really can name nothing out of the way. No, sir; I can make no hand of it; I can't describe him. And it's not what of memory; for I declare I see him this moment."