Swedman, uh, for some reason none of those PHP files you sent me seem to do anything when I've uploaded them.
Edit: Scratch that, I had it named as .html instead of .php! D'oh. Edit: Swedman, can you separate userarea.php into a login page and then a single line that either displays the current user's name and a logout button
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