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5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables.

Such as....

Did not see Creeper
Sneaking up behind me, BAM!
Dammit! Not again!

Mined out a huge cave
Like Reliant Stadium
Still no slimes around?

Mining straight downward
Is a good way to get you
Feet full of lava!

sneeking creeper hssss
diamond sword to kill his bliss
oh no i missed BOOM.

Herobrine is real
Stalking eyes, my companion
I believe in you

Twenty-nine minutes
since the game's last autosave.
I die in lava.

Exploring the world
I find an amazing cave!
All out of torches.

Deep under the ground
I never checked my backtrail.
Time to dig straight up.

When you hear the hiss
It is already too late
Do you have armor?

Diamonds I did find
In lava I fall into
Burn to death do I

This thread has a suspicious lack of End haikus.

Tis the End is Nigh.
The Ender Dragon is near.
The End is coming.

I meant to write here,
But then it sounded stupid,
So I posted this.

Hello Steve, I'm green
My hssss is a purr, Hug me
closer closer Boom

Spider Jockey appear
from your desert home come near
my bow and blade fear

wood house and wool bed
diamond hoe for seeds to sow
minecraft like crazy

Bed of diamonds
In the lava lake corner
This won't be any fun.

Jogging in the woods
Whoops, fall in ravine pothole
Gravity express

Why take the stairs down
Just jump off the balcony
Into the ocean


Digging up from deep
Tunnel lit up with orange...
Crap! Plug it up fast!

Skeleton fires
Hits Creeper, who turns on him
BOOM! No record now...

Fortune 3 pickaxe
Diamond bed is uncovered
Yeehaw! Happy day!

Damn shrieking spider
Where the hell are you lurking?
*SMACK!* Ah-ha. Up there.

Mooshroom mutant
A shave with shears should do it
You are cured, Elsie!

Rail, rail, power rail
a redstone torch, a button
and away we go!

What's that far off glow?
Deep into the hills we go...
Lava falls are cool!

Moo, moooooo, moooo, mooo, moooo.
Moooo, MOOOOOOOO, moo, moooo, MOOOO! Moooo, mooooooooo.
*Shrieks of pain and death*

All of the chicken
They be clucking all the way
All the way back home.

I am a diamond
I am above the lava
Don't mine me, I'll fall

Fill my bucket up
"I am a lava expert"
Sets self on fire

Hiss hiss silence hiss
Silence hiss Smack hiss silence
Creeper Peek-a-boo

Hey press this button
See how the T-Flipflop works?
Levers are for noobs.

Minecraft drinking game
Creeper explodes, take a shot
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM ;D

Throws ender pearl
To the top of a spruce tree
What am I doing?!

Are you getting lag?
I mined the same block five times
Hey now its just gone

First to not post a haiku, damn seems like I'm a jerk.

Quote from Mr_Science

First to not post a haiku, damn seems like I'm a jerk.

Not remotely true
Others have wrong syllables
Thus not a haiku

Quote from Deskepticon

Not remotely true
Others have wrong syllables
Thus not a haiku

Now we talk like this
Instead of making haikus
About Minercraft things.

I look for diamonds
They are nowhere to be found
Screw it, this is crap