276. You pack a bag full of food, a map, and a compass, you walk for days then run into an invisible wall. 277. You dig a staircase in your back yard down until you hit rock, turns out its not obsidian. 278. You go kill some cows and make leather, and have your friend test out your new armor, you die, and respawn in your bed. 279. You enjoy a nice day and look up because you hear a weird whisper, this causes you to mistake a cloud for a ghast and try to find the person who spawned it because your clearly in creative because your not in the nether.
273.you wonder why at night spider dont grow the size of camel spiders
274.you hold a bow for 5 seconds and wonder why when you let go it only went about 3 inches in front of you
275.you eat zombie flesh thinking you will not turn into a zombie (if an apocalypse were to happen [which its not]) a few hours later your a zombie
what do you mean a apocalypse isnt happening? LIES AND BLASHPHEMY
281: you go to work and shoot some ipecac syrup (to vomit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syrup_of_ipecac) so you have a plausable excuse to take the day off and play minecraft when the update comes out.
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285. step in a boat and think all you have to do is point where you wanna go and the boat will go there
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Rule 7, does this mean actual game play music within Minecraft or YouTube parodies? >_>
i think he means the CD's that are in the game.
287. having minecraft parodies or your phones or i'pods ect.
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Like "MinecraftLikeCrazy" said I meant the in game CD's. Some are weird but I love CAT. Speaking of music minecraft parodies I love this one:
i will check tha parody out later
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289. You wonder why hitting a wild dog with bones makes it attack you and not be your freind.
290. When your in science class you try to beat the S*** of of the skeletons in the room.
291. You try to crush bones for bonemeal and fail horribly and break your hand... again.
293.your able to build a 3 hours worth of a adventure map in only 1 hour
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We are at 29.3%!
This is going to take forever.
294: you wonder why no particles come off an arrow when you use a bow
295: You throw a snowball through lava and run to the other side, wondering if the snowballs caught fire
296: same as 295, but with an arrow.
Now we are at 29.6%!
We are at 29.3%!
This is going to take forever.
294: you wonder why no particles come off an arrow when you use a bow
295: You throw a snowball through lava and run to the other side, wondering if the snowballs caught fire
296: same as 295, but with an arrow.
Now we are at 29.6%!
what about 500 ways that way we can finsih faster
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The goal was 1000, and we'll get to 1000 damn it... even if i need to come up with the final 704 myself (but please don't make me do it, i'd have to blow myself up with TNT before i get half way.... WAIT!!! I GOT ANOTHER!!!)
297: You wonder why when you set off TNT underwater, there are still things that get destroyed.
298. reality suddenly isn't cubic enough
299. you organize your office supplies in stacks of 64
300. when dusk falls you panic and run indoors
301. when you yell "CREEPER!" all your friends duck or scatter
302. when you dream you're falling you don't wake up because you have feather falling IV on your boots
303. you have a mincraft tattoo
304. when you see automatic doors or escalators or moving sidewalks at airports you look for redstone and wonder how you are going to build that in your world
305. You include minecraft acheivements in your resume
306. at halloween you dress like steve and carry a diamond pick then go trick or treating with your dog
307. you're building a powerful laser to write "MINECRAFT" on the moon
308. you think minecraft girls skins are cute
309.you wonder why when you only stand 5 feet away from tnt you die
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11. You find yourself complaining to the clerk at the local garden center that their bonemeal fertilizer doesn't instantly cause saplings to grow into large trees.
If I was the clerk, I'd tell them that's because it was nerfed, and to buy a few more bags. :-)
what do you mean a apocalypse isnt happening? LIES AND BLASHPHEMY
284.Ask a car dealer to explain the red stone components in a car
(Its stupid when people say It In real Life...)
287. having minecraft parodies or your phones or i'pods ect.
Like "MinecraftLikeCrazy" said I meant the in game CD's. Some are weird but I love CAT. Speaking of music minecraft parodies I love this one:
290. When your in science class you try to beat the S*** of of the skeletons in the room.
291. You try to crush bones for bonemeal and fail horribly and break your hand... again.
This is going to take forever.
294: you wonder why no particles come off an arrow when you use a bow
295: You throw a snowball through lava and run to the other side, wondering if the snowballs caught fire
296: same as 295, but with an arrow.
Now we are at 29.6%!
297: You wonder why when you set off TNT underwater, there are still things that get destroyed.
299. you organize your office supplies in stacks of 64
300. when dusk falls you panic and run indoors
301. when you yell "CREEPER!" all your friends duck or scatter
302. when you dream you're falling you don't wake up because you have feather falling IV on your boots
303. you have a mincraft tattoo
304. when you see automatic doors or escalators or moving sidewalks at airports you look for redstone and wonder how you are going to build that in your world
305. You include minecraft acheivements in your resume
306. at halloween you dress like steve and carry a diamond pick then go trick or treating with your dog
307. you're building a powerful laser to write "MINECRAFT" on the moon
note: some of these are from a friend
309.you wonder why when you only stand 5 feet away from tnt you die
If I was the clerk, I'd tell them that's because it was nerfed, and to buy a few more bags. :-)
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