1. when you go out your front door you scan corners and the yard for creepers
2. you name your first child Steve... and she's a girl
3. at resturants you order steak, milk and mushroom stew
4. you spray paint cardboard boxes to make a "creeper" and hide it in the shower to scare a roommate
5. homeless crack addicts see you playing minecraft and say "You need help."
6. you try to change your major from mechanical engineering to redstone engineering
7. minecraft music CD's are on your ipod
8. your heart races faster dodging ghast in the nether than from a 5k run
9. you follow and post in this thread.
10. You find yourself hunting for the mooshroom enclosure at the local zoo.
11. You find yourself complaining to the clerk at the local garden center that their bonemeal fertilizer doesn't instantly cause saplings to grow into large trees.
12. You don't understand why oak trees don't drop apples.
13. You just can't figure out why you can't get 64 blocks of woodm 64 blocks of cobblestone, and 64.... into your backpack.
14. You can't quite figure out why the igloo you built in the backyard melted after you placed a torch above the door.
30. legitly build and rule 5 kingdoms
31. barricade your house with rocks to protect yourself from creeper attacks
32. set up glass outside your doors incase of creepers outside
33. drink a bottle of koolaid and try to dance in fire
34. have a city built of diamonds legitly
35. walk around carrying a diamond sword
37. drink a bucket of milk when your sick
38. wonder why when you kill a pig with fire you don't get cooked porkchops
39. wonder why your nether portal doesn't work
Do you like Minecraft? Do you like Pokemon? Click here then! ---->
Do you want Pictures to see what it's like? Click here then! ----> GameJolt
If you want information about the game but don't wanna click either links or you just want more information. then go to my profile Bio, Or send me a message.
47. when i go to someone elses house i sleep in there bed to set my spawn point
48. i got arrested the other day for putting flaming torches everywhere in my local town
49. when i go out i have 64 pieces of cooked beef in my back pack
I used to carry around steaks everywhere, but I kept getting mobbed by fat girls. I swear they are worse than creepers.
51.see someone who is tired. think they are a zombie and try to beat them up
52.thinking shredded beef is zombie flesh
53.hearing a girl scream then run away as fast as you can because you thought a ghast was nearby
Do you like Minecraft? Do you like Pokemon? Click here then! ---->
Do you want Pictures to see what it's like? Click here then! ----> GameJolt
If you want information about the game but don't wanna click either links or you just want more information. then go to my profile Bio, Or send me a message.
57. When you see someone cut something with a sword, you think "DON'T DO THAT, IT'LL WEAR OUT FASTER!"
58. You wonder why rocks and dirt fall down when you put them next to something
61. You buy a compactor so you can turn everything you own into blocks.
62. You wonder why the blocks don't then stack and you have to pick up each block individually.
2. you name your first child Steve... and she's a girl
3. at resturants you order steak, milk and mushroom stew
4. you spray paint cardboard boxes to make a "creeper" and hide it in the shower to scare a roommate
5. homeless crack addicts see you playing minecraft and say "You need help."
6. you try to change your major from mechanical engineering to redstone engineering
7. minecraft music CD's are on your ipod
8. your heart races faster dodging ghast in the nether than from a 5k run
9. you follow and post in this thread.
10. You find yourself hunting for the mooshroom enclosure at the local zoo.
11. You find yourself complaining to the clerk at the local garden center that their bonemeal fertilizer doesn't instantly cause saplings to grow into large trees.
12. You don't understand why oak trees don't drop apples.
13. You just can't figure out why you can't get 64 blocks of woodm 64 blocks of cobblestone, and 64.... into your backpack.
14. You can't quite figure out why the igloo you built in the backyard melted after you placed a torch above the door.
22. Your ringtone is a creeper.
23. You're replying to this thread.
31. barricade your house with rocks to protect yourself from creeper attacks
32. set up glass outside your doors incase of creepers outside
33. drink a bottle of koolaid and try to dance in fire
34. have a city built of diamonds legitly
35. walk around carrying a diamond sword
38. wonder why when you kill a pig with fire you don't get cooked porkchops
39. wonder why your nether portal doesn't work
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Retired Staff41. Judging by the previous attempt, you determine that the host of the "Earth" server obviously has "trust players" disabled.
42. When pouring a bucket of water on the ground, you wonder why the source block rapidly dissipated.
43. After being bitten by a poisonous spider, you chug a large bucket of milk.
44. You are disappointed after smashing three small bundles of wheat together fails to create a loaf of bread.
45. That same disappointment is found after attempting every other recipe in Minecraft.
47. you make a box shape out of obsidian and throgh a match in it expecting a nether portal
52.thinking shredded beef is zombie flesh
53.hearing a girl scream then run away as fast as you can because you thought a ghast was nearby
55. The only clothes you put on are armor.
56. When you get bullied at school your dog teleports to you
58. You wonder why rocks and dirt fall down when you put them next to something
60. trying to breed animals of the same sex
62. You wonder why the blocks don't then stack and you have to pick up each block individually.
64. when you see someone stealing from you shout ENDERMAN